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@singingregret.bsky.social
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i give up i am a benefit to no one and a hindrance to all going to fulfill my few remaining obligations and then exist solely to earn a paycheck, and never offer an opinion or attempt a creative endeavor or otherwise speak up ever again i am too weak for this world. there. done. over
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
wikipedia is nothing if not thorough
there is a wikipedia article called List of people who were decapitated. distinct from List of people who were beheaded
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
no -- ice should be dismantled, completely and piss-on-the-residue-ly. a qr code on a nazi is an ice cube on a house fire
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
yes it features a world of anthropomorphic animals but by far the least believable thing about zootopia 2 is that the fight against a racist conspiracy would ever be led by two cops
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
why are any democrats voting for any of this president's nominees
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
this job is not good for my health
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
better call saul
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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I don’t think there are “harmless” ways to use the evil AI machine billionaires are shoving into everything for evil purposes, actually. There are cases where the benefits may exceed the harms, but anything that further enriches the tech oligarchs is not “harmless.”
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
if i gave up drinking, i would be less despondent there would be fewer demons nothing would improve radically but a lot of little things would improve noticeably and a lot of infrequent major problems – like suicidal self-hatred, for one – would fade considerably a strong person would do this
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
a neighbor is having a gathering. one of her guests has a car alarm. it goes off every six minutes. it has gone off every six minutes for an hour. i want to take this guest by the hand. i want to ask them: are you sitting at an angle. are you familiar with keys. is the car new. is it yours legally
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the ritual cleanse begins happy new, &c
a fire in a fire pit and one of the things burning in the fire pit is a big envelope full of cursed papers from the realms of 2025
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
my little boy and i unearthed this rock after an old-man-and-the-sea-esque struggle it weighs as much as a keg and is less fun when i said i was surprised i could lift it, my little boy said 'not me papa, you are strong' so on the final day of the year i got my favorite compliment ever
i am standing on a big rock and drinking a big beer and am happy because i love my little boy and he loves me
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
yes
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
if they think nine years is a long time wait until they find out how old mel gibson is
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
as the child of a parent whose birthday is today, i would like to give potential parents a friendly tip: don't fuck in march
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
alternate reality burt the cop shoots after george *six* times, with bystanders milling about, and doesn't hit a fucking thing so while it's a wonderful life is a fantasy, its depiction of the police is realistic
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
christmas tantrums wheee anyone else block a series of overtired child flailings this morning
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
christmas is for remembering why you hate yourself
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
i have wrapped four (4) presents
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
i cannot sleep and i'm about six minutes away from saying fuck it and just starting back in on christmas prep
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
difficulty: the garbage disposal decided to spring a leak
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
we do have a child still in the prime christmas years but what we don't have is a proper place to hang stockings so, two days before christmas, operation build shelves has commenced
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Luinori 86 47 Stoutshield @luinoristoutshield.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i almost can't believe that i made it home today and that i made it to christmas break and that for two weeks i don't have to teach any children any things everything in the whole world is strange and impossible but right now i get to lie on the couch
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"there's donuts in the art library breakroom" is an objectively amazing sentence
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
last day of class movie day voting results (thread will be updated throughout the day) 8th grade results: elf: 5 votes polar express: 7 votes a christmas story: 1 vote (!) 8th grade class movie winner: polar express
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
listen man don't tell him i said this but batman smells
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
the quiet frustration of reading an inelegant novel
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
do the germans have a word for "the feeling of when you are already sick and then you cut the roof of your mouth on a shard of cough drop" because i feel like the germans probably have a word for this
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
since the vibes are terrible and everything is terrible and everything is terrible, here is a christmas song about change. and also warmth. warmth figurative and literal it is my favorite christmas song arborchristmas.bandcamp.com/track/snowed...
arborchristmas.bandcamp.com
Snowed In On Christmas, by The New Anxiety
from the album Arbor Christmas: Volume 12
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
sam is screen speck's secret weapon. you read this interview now
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
lol there's a fucking surprise
the headline is: 'woody allen is not sorry about his friendship with jeffrey epstein'
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
i'm almost out of places in our house, where did i put this fucking thing is this how i find out i'm a sleepwalker
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
is it me or is this motivational poster really encouraging you to just walk into the ocean
'success doesn't go to you, you go to it.' so succeed...letting the waves crash you onto the rocks?
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i wish i knew the secrets
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
someone took today off to do christmas mischief 👀
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
i don't know what the best line in a christmas movie is but i do know no list is complete without 'and tiny tim, who did NOT die'
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
a week ago i hid the nintendo switch from my son because he was throwing fun little tantrum and now, now can i find it? no i can not
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
well this has turned into another void
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
is there anybody out there please
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
i get that everything sucks but does everything have to be stupid too
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
@cinzia-dubois.bsky.social is an extremely erudite and thoughtful person and there are other reasons why you should listen to this but those are the two best ones www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrAe...
youtube.com
The Crisis of Self-Intimacy: Why We Don’t Know Ourselves Anymore
YouTube video by Lady of the Library
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john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
now is the time of year when my insecurity and fear lead me to withdraw from community as far as possible and delete all my social media in lieu of deleting myself anyway, back again for the third time
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