john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/01/2026i give up i am a benefit to no one and a hindrance to all going to fulfill my few remaining obligations and then exist solely to earn a paycheck, and never offer an opinion or attempt a creative endeavor or otherwise speak up ever again i am too weak for this world. there. done. over 300
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/01/2026no -- ice should be dismantled, completely and piss-on-the-residue-ly. a qr code on a nazi is an ice cube on a house fire 030
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 11/01/2026yes it features a world of anthropomorphic animals but by far the least believable thing about zootopia 2 is that the fight against a racist conspiracy would ever be led by two cops 130
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 08/01/2026why are any democrats voting for any of this president's nominees 020
Reposted by johnSarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I don’t think there are “harmless” ways to use the evil AI machine billionaires are shoving into everything for evil purposes, actually. There are cases where the benefits may exceed the harms, but anything that further enriches the tech oligarchs is not “harmless.” 2173
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/01/2026if i gave up drinking, i would be less despondent there would be fewer demons nothing would improve radically but a lot of little things would improve noticeably and a lot of infrequent major problems – like suicidal self-hatred, for one – would fade considerably a strong person would do this 110
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 01/01/2026a neighbor is having a gathering. one of her guests has a car alarm. it goes off every six minutes. it has gone off every six minutes for an hour. i want to take this guest by the hand. i want to ask them: are you sitting at an angle. are you familiar with keys. is the car new. is it yours legally 130
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025my little boy and i unearthed this rock after an old-man-and-the-sea-esque struggle it weighs as much as a keg and is less fun when i said i was surprised i could lift it, my little boy said 'not me papa, you are strong' so on the final day of the year i got my favorite compliment ever 290
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 31/12/2025if they think nine years is a long time wait until they find out how old mel gibson is 010
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 26/12/2025as the child of a parent whose birthday is today, i would like to give potential parents a friendly tip: don't fuck in march 030
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 26/12/2025alternate reality burt the cop shoots after george *six* times, with bystanders milling about, and doesn't hit a fucking thing so while it's a wonderful life is a fantasy, its depiction of the police is realistic 020
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 25/12/2025christmas tantrums wheee anyone else block a series of overtired child flailings this morning 200
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i cannot sleep and i'm about six minutes away from saying fuck it and just starting back in on christmas prep 000
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025difficulty: the garbage disposal decided to spring a leak 010
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 22/12/2025we do have a child still in the prime christmas years but what we don't have is a proper place to hang stockings so, two days before christmas, operation build shelves has commenced 240
Reposted by johnLuinori 86 47 Stoutshield @luinoristoutshield.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Jesus Christ @lukeoneil47.bsky.social 91625534
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025i almost can't believe that i made it home today and that i made it to christmas break and that for two weeks i don't have to teach any children any things everything in the whole world is strange and impossible but right now i get to lie on the couch 030
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025"there's donuts in the art library breakroom" is an objectively amazing sentence 120
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025last day of class movie day voting results (thread will be updated throughout the day) 8th grade results: elf: 5 votes polar express: 7 votes a christmas story: 1 vote (!) 8th grade class movie winner: polar express 130
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 19/12/2025listen man don't tell him i said this but batman smells 010
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 16/12/2025do the germans have a word for "the feeling of when you are already sick and then you cut the roof of your mouth on a shard of cough drop" because i feel like the germans probably have a word for this 020
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/12/2025since the vibes are terrible and everything is terrible and everything is terrible, here is a christmas song about change. and also warmth. warmth figurative and literal it is my favorite christmas song arborchristmas.bandcamp.com/track/snowed...arborchristmas.bandcamp.comSnowed In On Christmas, by The New Anxietyfrom the album Arbor Christmas: Volume 12 220
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 15/12/2025sam is screen speck's secret weapon. you read this interview now 000
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 13/12/2025i'm almost out of places in our house, where did i put this fucking thing is this how i find out i'm a sleepwalker 100
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 11/12/2025is it me or is this motivational poster really encouraging you to just walk into the ocean 110
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 10/12/2025i don't know what the best line in a christmas movie is but i do know no list is complete without 'and tiny tim, who did NOT die' 020
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 07/12/2025a week ago i hid the nintendo switch from my son because he was throwing fun little tantrum and now, now can i find it? no i can not 160
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025i get that everything sucks but does everything have to be stupid too 020
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025@cinzia-dubois.bsky.social is an extremely erudite and thoughtful person and there are other reasons why you should listen to this but those are the two best ones www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrAe...youtube.comThe Crisis of Self-Intimacy: Why We Don’t Know Ourselves AnymoreYouTube video by Lady of the Library 010
john @singingregret.bsky.social · 30/11/2025now is the time of year when my insecurity and fear lead me to withdraw from community as far as possible and delete all my social media in lieu of deleting myself anyway, back again for the third time 320