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yassified aloy

@singeddryad.bsky.social
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
down with butter yellow bring back MUSTARD
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my big orange son
i’m holding a big orange catorange cat licking my eyebrows
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you used to be able to flip people off when they did something wrong on the road and they’d just flip you off back. now they drive even crazier and try to kill you or throw drinks out the window. what happened to just flipping me off back
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Sara they/them @scarr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
my red flag is people who need good behavior spoon fed to them in every fucking thing they read or watch.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
pennsylvania air quality still bad because they’re smoking such big doinks in amish
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it’s me and the weird tan lines on my feet against the world
me on a beach
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mel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
one thing sci-fi authors from the '60s are gonna tell u (as the sky is raining fire and the surviving citizens of earth are evacuating to mars) is what the titties looked like
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it’s so funny when the player character has to make an impressive entrance for plot reasons because she’ll show up slouching so bad it looks like she’s going to tumble forward because her center of gravity is straight up NOT above her feet
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dawg look how bad their posture is
dragon age screenshot. the inquisitor and solas are ALWAYS SLOUCHING
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
lol
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
love to make baby stuff, so stinking cute
little knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my handlittle knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my hand
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i liked it, and antony starr is still great. it’s just very silly and meandering and didn’t utilize the gen v characters and it got really heavy-handed on the parallels to current american politics so it pissed off the really annoying part of the fanbase
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
they were pretty and huge but not the most interesting! some big geodes but mostly just lots of quartz so large that i was questioning how fucked up he had to be to keep misplacing them and blaming it on the feds
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i used to watch his tiktok lives where he would show off his multi-million dollar crystal collection that he was struggling to pay for. he believed that he could use them to communicate with aliens and that the fbi was breaking into his house to steal his rocks and prevent alien contact
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
update
the finished mossy chartreuse-ish sweater, with two sleeves and an unintentionally very floppy turtleneck
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
DLSSlop
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
on sleeve island
trying on a fuzzy green knit turtleneck, one sleeve still in progress
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
playing italian american roulette tonight (eating christmas cookies out of the freezer and hoping none of them have walnuts)
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
made my outfit
wearing a beige cable knit sweater and a lace cowl lined with a fluffy knit inner cowl
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“there has never been a war on protein” ok well maybe there should be. i’ll personally start it
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
what’s funny is when i was a graduate instructor the professors LOVED saying shit to us like “well actually you’re getting paid more than anyone, because of your tuition package”
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i’m really curious about the care instructions bc i feel like they would soften over time and be a lot more flowy, and you’d need starch or something if you wanted to keep the original super wide shape? but there’s no indication of that in the description or photos
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
so i looked up the original item listing and the fabric is actually a blend of primarily cotton which kind of explains the structure but even being a cotton silk blend it is really impressive how little drape the fabric has!
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This fucking sucks on so many levels. @pghcitypaper.com has always been both an incredible local resource & a consistent place to find solid reporting from people who care about our city and its various communities & demographics. This is a real travesty and I wish everyone at CP the absolute best.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
i’m the new airport’s biggest hater! it was so much more difficult to get from car to gate with my 85yo grandmother than the old one, even with dropping her off at the terminal then parking in the accessible garage spaces with her tag. it’s literally faster/easier to take the shuttle to the old lot
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
another sweater off the needles
me wearing a fuzzy pearl grey handknit sweater with lace and cables
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this
orange cat snoozing on my lap
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
it’s so sexy and mac is truly one of the funniest characters of all time, to me
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
watched eleven and twelve so far but will probably get through the whole series by the end of my weekend (monday). before this weekend the only part i’d seen was the geologist disguise
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
most memorable line for me!!!
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
oh yeah dude it’ll be such good characterization if i’m mid open mouth chew every time i speak. that’s cinema
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
opinion that will have you like this up against the wall surrounded by swords meme
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)
shelves of many types of mustard at pennmac
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves
current knitting work in progress: the back yoke of a cabled sweater vest
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
caligula cam
orange cat face + 1 paw peeking over the edge of my jacket
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
approximately
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
welcome to bluesky where you have to give us your social security number in order to see pictures, swear words, and DMs
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
not that i could find on the official website www.frankensteingdt.com
frankensteingdt.com
Frankenstein | Official Website | October 17 2025
Watch the trailer, find screenings & book tickets for Frankenstein on the official site. In theaters October 17 2025 brought to you by Netflix. Directed by: Guillermo del Toro. Starring: Oscar Isaac, ...
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
why the hell is MEADVILLE the closest place to pittsburgh showing frankenstein
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
dashed to remake my pinterest account when i heard the news…
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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺 #artWIP
A WIP embroidery piece, with a sword and mace chzrm, spikes and letter beads.

The beads read "this email could have been a duel | fight me"
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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020
josh o’connor in emma (2020)
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
some slugs got in under my back door and started mating and i’m observing with the cats…life can be so beautiful
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt
worst bugs shirt
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
baby man
an orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, head upside down, feet in a cute pilean orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, covering his face with his paw
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i'm going to keep making adult art and so should you. humans have been recreating sacred glimpses of sucking and fucking ever since we had enough hand dexterity to hold tools, and these rat kings of capitalism are at best a few centuries old. don't be scared, art and our humanity will outlive them
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
don’t worry i’m radicalizing all their kids against ai data centers
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out
knitting a white top with brown and blue stripes
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