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yassified aloy

@singeddryad.bsky.social
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
on my way to disprove some pseudoscience
im dr scully
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my big orange son
i’m holding a big orange catorange cat licking my eyebrows
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it’s me and the weird tan lines on my feet against the world
me on a beach
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dawg look how bad their posture is
dragon age screenshot. the inquisitor and solas are ALWAYS SLOUCHING
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
love to make baby stuff, so stinking cute
little knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my handlittle knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my hand
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
update
the finished mossy chartreuse-ish sweater, with two sleeves and an unintentionally very floppy turtleneck
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
on sleeve island
trying on a fuzzy green knit turtleneck, one sleeve still in progress
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
made my outfit
wearing a beige cable knit sweater and a lace cowl lined with a fluffy knit inner cowl
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
another sweater off the needles
me wearing a fuzzy pearl grey handknit sweater with lace and cables
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this
orange cat snoozing on my lap
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
opinion that will have you like this up against the wall surrounded by swords meme
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)
shelves of many types of mustard at pennmac
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves
current knitting work in progress: the back yoke of a cabled sweater vest
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
caligula cam
orange cat face + 1 paw peeking over the edge of my jacket
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
approximately
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020
josh o’connor in emma (2020)
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt
worst bugs shirt
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
baby man
an orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, head upside down, feet in a cute pilean orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, covering his face with his paw
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out
knitting a white top with brown and blue stripes
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
he knows exactly what he is doing
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
count zero (1986) by william gibson
And for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!
early 80s copy of the silver metal lover, regarding which i will NOT tolerate comments of looking like handsome squidward
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though
a sticker of a cartoon elderly man. dangling from his mouth is a cigarette that has seen better days. next to his head it says “wanna try some international standards?” he’s opening his white lab coat and gesturing like he’s going to surreptitiously sell you drugs from the interior pockets but it’s just measurements of the metric system in comic sans
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
check out my blueberry bushes
beautiful plump ripening blueberries. some invasives that need to be pulled but just ignore them okay
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
observing him, you can kind of start to see why medieval artists drew cats and lions like that
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
consulting my vintage copy of les liaisons dangereuses with illustrations by fragonard:
tumblr user columbosunday: i had two perverts advising me at all times
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
watching mockingjay pt 2 at the bar but it’s slightly obscured by a big fuckoff iron city beer sign
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
twitter hq the last two days
caroline calloway saying jesus christ i hate coding and making websites when the website in question was just a shopify storefront
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
made a new name tag for work
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
probably the last thing i’ll ever crochet
crochet elephant stacking toy with a dashing yellow ruffle around his neck
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
this week on recipes written by chatgpt, we have a mint butter burger with mint glaze with grilled mint juice with mint leaves
another deranged vegan bdsm restaurant menu featuring a mint butter butter burger with mint glaze with grilled mint juice with mint leaves
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
when you’re attracted to men your life can be split into “before” and “after” and the thing that divides it is experiencing this scene for the first time
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
in a thrilling race against time to finish knitting this chartreuse alpaca silk turtleneck sweater before it gets too hot to wear
chartreuse alpaca silk turtleneck sweater
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
no electricity at work so it’s my saturday, caypso is sunning in her enrichment watermelon, i’m in the hammock with lemon juice in my hair, found an eastciders too
outside in a kinda messy little yard, don’t judge me we’re barely out of winter in pittsburgh. cat in a watermelon playpen, cider in hand, chives in bloom. feet censored
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
how many feet can he stack on my wrist while i’m typing
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
he sounds like a geiger counter
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
stoop time with miss calypso
selfie with ad my tortoiseshell cat at a funny angle that makes her face look really wide. her mouth is a little bit open because she purrs like a mouth breather
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
accidental renaissance
orange tailless cat caligula backlit by a lamp, with his paws outstretched elegantly and a sadness in his eyes that you only see in old masterworks
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
worked here all through my teen years, during filming
adventureland
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
found a bond from my confirmation in my desk last month, cashed it a few months early for $98, and bought a gold earring
martha stewart looking good
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
he probably thinks i can’t see him
orange cat hiding his face and nothing else behind a computer
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
(confidently) koko the gorilla
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
things caligula has been up to
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
she’s mad but i think everything about it is soooo funny
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
head shaped like a soup dumpling
sleepy orange cat with his head resting on a blanket, making his cheeks look big as hell
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
so called independent free thinkers when they start dating a republican
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this is how caligula helps with raid night
an orange tabby cat with a spotty belly is flopped on a desk with his head and one paw stretched across the keyboard while someone tries to game
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
jemima kirk instagram story meme altered to say i think you guys might be thinking about your age too much
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
this is just mean spirited
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