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yassified aloy

@singeddryad.bsky.social
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caligula’s number one defender craftsperson “tireless bitch” she/her linktr.ee/singeddryad

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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
down with butter yellow bring back MUSTARD
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my big orange son
i’m holding a big orange catorange cat licking my eyebrows
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
you used to be able to flip people off when they did something wrong on the road and they’d just flip you off back. now they drive even crazier and try to kill you or throw drinks out the window. what happened to just flipping me off back
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Sara they/them @scarr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
my red flag is people who need good behavior spoon fed to them in every fucking thing they read or watch.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
pennsylvania air quality still bad because they’re smoking such big doinks in amish
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it’s me and the weird tan lines on my feet against the world
me on a beach
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mel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
one thing sci-fi authors from the '60s are gonna tell u (as the sky is raining fire and the surviving citizens of earth are evacuating to mars) is what the titties looked like
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
dawg look how bad their posture is
dragon age screenshot. the inquisitor and solas are ALWAYS SLOUCHING
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
love to make baby stuff, so stinking cute
little knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my handlittle knitted mary janes with ruffled socks that fit in the palm of my hand
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
on sleeve island
trying on a fuzzy green knit turtleneck, one sleeve still in progress
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
playing italian american roulette tonight (eating christmas cookies out of the freezer and hoping none of them have walnuts)
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
made my outfit
wearing a beige cable knit sweater and a lace cowl lined with a fluffy knit inner cowl
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“there has never been a war on protein” ok well maybe there should be. i’ll personally start it
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Zack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This fucking sucks on so many levels. @pghcitypaper.com has always been both an incredible local resource & a consistent place to find solid reporting from people who care about our city and its various communities & demographics. This is a real travesty and I wish everyone at CP the absolute best.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
another sweater off the needles
me wearing a fuzzy pearl grey handknit sweater with lace and cables
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this
orange cat snoozing on my lap
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list
opinion that will have you like this up against the wall surrounded by swords meme
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam)
shelves of many types of mustard at pennmac
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves
current knitting work in progress: the back yoke of a cabled sweater vest
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
caligula cam
orange cat face + 1 paw peeking over the edge of my jacket
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
welcome to bluesky where you have to give us your social security number in order to see pictures, swear words, and DMs
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
why the hell is MEADVILLE the closest place to pittsburgh showing frankenstein
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
dashed to remake my pinterest account when i heard the news…
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Astrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺 #artWIP
A WIP embroidery piece, with a sword and mace chzrm, spikes and letter beads.

The beads read "this email could have been a duel | fight me"
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Anne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Probably best to chase it indefinitely
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020
josh o’connor in emma (2020)
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
some slugs got in under my back door and started mating and i’m observing with the cats…life can be so beautiful
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
11 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt
worst bugs shirt
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
baby man
an orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, head upside down, feet in a cute pilean orange cat with a bobtail laying on his side, covering his face with his paw
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
i'm going to keep making adult art and so should you. humans have been recreating sacred glimpses of sucking and fucking ever since we had enough hand dexterity to hold tools, and these rat kings of capitalism are at best a few centuries old. don't be scared, art and our humanity will outlive them
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
don’t worry i’m radicalizing all their kids against ai data centers
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out
knitting a white top with brown and blue stripes
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mel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times? youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumI
youtu.be
be your own algorithm
YouTube video by pagemelt
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
two animals i put a lot of trust in are the beaver and the bison. we should have more beaver and bison basically all over north america
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
he knows exactly what he is doing
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
count zero (1986) by william gibson
And for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
don’t talk to me or my son ever again!!
early 80s copy of the silver metal lover, regarding which i will NOT tolerate comments of looking like handsome squidward
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
the gilded age is so perfect man. i’m on the sides of two ladies named bertha & agnes. the episode ends on a real cliffhanger but the show knows its formula so in the preview they immediately show that the dastardly plan will be thwarted soon enough that they’re all wearing the same outfits akdjksks
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though
a sticker of a cartoon elderly man. dangling from his mouth is a cigarette that has seen better days. next to his head it says “wanna try some international standards?” he’s opening his white lab coat and gesturing like he’s going to surreptitiously sell you drugs from the interior pockets but it’s just measurements of the metric system in comic sans
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
check out my blueberry bushes
beautiful plump ripening blueberries. some invasives that need to be pulled but just ignore them okay
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
observing him, you can kind of start to see why medieval artists drew cats and lions like that
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Sawyer @potboilersawyer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Me, a person who has publicly called Thomas Cromwell "babygirl": Ali Hazelwood is in trouble for WHAT
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
consulting my vintage copy of les liaisons dangereuses with illustrations by fragonard:
tumblr user columbosunday: i had two perverts advising me at all times
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i’d love to do book club but i have a poor relationship with assigned reading so the club would discuss 5 chapters of one book then switch to another book for 10 chapters and then another book entirely and then maybe we go back and finish the first book. all at my personal whim
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
manifesting that the hotd “conceptual episode” is going to be 60 minutes of alicent imagining life if rhaenyra had agreed to run away with her
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
as an art history educator my favorite art periods are all the ones where they got really good at painting boobs
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
watching mockingjay pt 2 at the bar but it’s slightly obscured by a big fuckoff iron city beer sign
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
in the editing wikipedia stage of my hyperfixation on 17th-19th century french gossip
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yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
twitter hq the last two days
caroline calloway saying jesus christ i hate coding and making websites when the website in question was just a shopify storefront
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