yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 04/08/2026you used to be able to flip people off when they did something wrong on the road and they’d just flip you off back. now they drive even crazier and try to kill you or throw drinks out the window. what happened to just flipping me off back 060
Reposted by yassified aloySara they/them @scarr.bsky.social · 21/07/2026my red flag is people who need good behavior spoon fed to them in every fucking thing they read or watch. 191
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 20/07/2026pennsylvania air quality still bad because they’re smoking such big doinks in amish 020
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/07/2026it’s me and the weird tan lines on my feet against the world 150
Reposted by yassified aloymel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026one thing sci-fi authors from the '60s are gonna tell u (as the sky is raining fire and the surviving citizens of earth are evacuating to mars) is what the titties looked like 0223
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/02/2026playing italian american roulette tonight (eating christmas cookies out of the freezer and hoping none of them have walnuts) 050
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 14/01/2026“there has never been a war on protein” ok well maybe there should be. i’ll personally start it 070
Reposted by yassified aloyZack Furness @punkademic.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This fucking sucks on so many levels. @pghcitypaper.com has always been both an incredible local resource & a consistent place to find solid reporting from people who care about our city and its various communities & demographics. This is a real travesty and I wish everyone at CP the absolute best. 2379
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 27/10/2025all evening plans on hold for as long as he’s doing this 040
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025watching the ocean’s series for the first time in 2025 and there are some top tier running bits but i have to say brad pitt always eating does not even make the list 260
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 26/10/2025braved a visit to the mustard gallery with the curator of the mustard museum (adam) 040
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/10/2025decided i need a sweater vest in my wardrobe. it’s definitely not about me not feeling like knitting the sleeves of two other sweaters that would be finished if i just did the sleeves 0140
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025welcome to bluesky where you have to give us your social security number in order to see pictures, swear words, and DMs 030
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/10/2025told kindergarteners something was 100 years old and they asked if i made it 150
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025why the hell is MEADVILLE the closest place to pittsburgh showing frankenstein 140
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 15/10/2025dashed to remake my pinterest account when i heard the news… 110
Reposted by yassified aloyAstrid (yeehaw) 🤠🌈 ✨ @ansitru.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I'm just saying, we could settle this with swords, instead of 30+ emails. 🤺 #artWIP 131414474
Reposted by yassified aloyAnne Trubek @atrubek.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Probably best to chase it indefinitely 563725521
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 10/09/2025seeing much excitement about adding josh o’connor to the hot priest cinematic universe but real ones have included him since 2020 030
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 02/08/2025some slugs got in under my back door and started mating and i’m observing with the cats…life can be so beautiful 050
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 28/07/202511 year olds LOVE her fashion brand company shirt 1100
Reposted by yassified aloyotava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 24/07/2025i'm going to keep making adult art and so should you. humans have been recreating sacred glimpses of sucking and fucking ever since we had enough hand dexterity to hold tools, and these rat kings of capitalism are at best a few centuries old. don't be scared, art and our humanity will outlive them 330281263
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/07/2025don’t worry i’m radicalizing all their kids against ai data centers 130
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 12/07/2025at this rate i might get to wear this linen tee while it’s still hot out 020
Reposted by yassified aloymel thomas @pagemelt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times? youtu.be/Bdj14_jdumIyoutu.bebe your own algorithmYouTube video by pagemelt 1319760
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/07/2025two animals i put a lot of trust in are the beaver and the bison. we should have more beaver and bison basically all over north america 060
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 23/06/2025the gilded age is so perfect man. i’m on the sides of two ladies named bertha & agnes. the episode ends on a real cliffhanger but the show knows its formula so in the preview they immediately show that the dastardly plan will be thwarted soon enough that they’re all wearing the same outfits akdjksks 140
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 22/06/2025one of the things i occasionally have to do at work is go through our “educational” stickers from amazon (don’t @ me i don’t do purchasing and i’m personally divested) and remove all the ones that are too weird/incomprehensible/offensive. this one made me fucking lol though 040
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 18/06/2025observing him, you can kind of start to see why medieval artists drew cats and lions like that 0280
Reposted by yassified aloySawyer @potboilersawyer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Me, a person who has publicly called Thomas Cromwell "babygirl": Ali Hazelwood is in trouble for WHAT 0314
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 16/06/2025consulting my vintage copy of les liaisons dangereuses with illustrations by fragonard: 010
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 06/06/2025i’d love to do book club but i have a poor relationship with assigned reading so the club would discuss 5 chapters of one book then switch to another book for 10 chapters and then another book entirely and then maybe we go back and finish the first book. all at my personal whim 120
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 03/06/2025manifesting that the hotd “conceptual episode” is going to be 60 minutes of alicent imagining life if rhaenyra had agreed to run away with her 020
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 30/05/2025as an art history educator my favorite art periods are all the ones where they got really good at painting boobs 020
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025watching mockingjay pt 2 at the bar but it’s slightly obscured by a big fuckoff iron city beer sign 030
yassified aloy @singeddryad.bsky.social · 24/05/2025in the editing wikipedia stage of my hyperfixation on 17th-19th century french gossip 020