iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Just saw that my local convenience store has an ad that says “our food has SERIOUS rizz!” and without hesitation I put my gun in my mouth and cried. Guy parked next to me was horrified but idec anymore

240

it’s not really the fact that you’re living in my crawl space, but more so just that I’d appreciate you helping out around the house. I’m flattered and all that but bills gotta get paid yk?

031

can’t believe some people are out here smoking weed to self medicate like what is this? High school??? Take 7 or 8 benzo’s, an adderall XR 30mg, and 4 shots of whiskey and slog through the pits of despair like an adult!!

170

yea so sorry I’m gonna have to cancel on tonight’s plans I just realized I don’t wanna do fucking any of that with any of you :/ you guys have fun tho!

Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 15/10/2024

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

That groan you make when standing up is actually your soul trying to escape its old, diseased riddled body.

313249

life hack: (While wearing socks) step in a puddle of water from your stupid fucking cat that thinks his water bowl is a damn swimming pool for some reason even though he KNOWS you fill it up with the good water from the purifier and not just the faucet water now you have wet socks. Follow for more.

120

call me a “Worryin’ Walter” all you want but I just don’t think we should be putting people inside of a tank with sharks in it just because they invent stuff let alone televise it :/

One time in high school I was so scared to buy condoms cuz I thought people would judge me so I bought a whole TV just to try and distract everyone from the condoms. Ended up going raw anyway but the TV was pretty cool

140

got into a pissing competition with a guy and pushed so hard my bladder fell out of my dick. What a mess.

030

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Kinda sad rn… i should smoke some weed so i can be scared on top of it

030

Threads saw it first but you guys deserve it more so here ya go

040

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Forgot my keys in my toolbox after walking 5 minutes to my car on break and had to walk all the way back and then back again to my car to take 2 puffs of a smoke before having to go back to work cuz my 15 minute break is up. I’m going to murder myself with a hammer.

171

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

Gaz Goji @gazillagoth.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

Good morning my cute lil whores and baddies Get this mother fucking bread (This is how I used to talk on threads before it became christian)

2112

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 14/10/2024

The ole cigarette and redbull breakfast never steered me wrong why would I change it?

121

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 12/10/2024

Update: I was sexually assaulted by a woman

430

due to the harsh economy, I will be getting violently high at the #Opeth concert tonight

what’s the deal with all these jagoffs these days?? friggin jagoffs everywhere these days. Gosh damn jagoffs are getting out of hand!

like the great Fred Durst once said, “I did it all for the nookie”

041

getting myself in a halloween mood by jerking off and taking benzos in a Spirit Halloween👻🎃

doing what elon musk does and having other people invent things so I can pretend like I did it :)

I’ve been sus’d so many times that I honestly just react like this when it happens now

I love saying the “fuck” word and not worrying about losing my entire account over it :)

2141

my plug says he loves me @chudwina.bsky.social · 11/10/2024

had a dream about like some fucked up little guy with a giant tooth for a head that kept following me around and asking me for a ride to the airport

000

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

brendan . do You really think hitler could have gotten that far without being funny . listen to me. do you . i mean are you actually going to tell me he got all those people on his side without having a bit of a funny bone . comedy IS genius brendan. it’s art. and what was hitler

2467

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 10/10/2024

If you are ADHD/ASD please do not listen to Huberman lab and other dopamine self-help people. You'll end up needlessly torturing yourself because we're all primed to put blind trust in neurotypical beef cakes like they have all the answers.

1457

that morning cigarette hits different once October comes around🙏🏽

Gm to everyone except: -anyone that owns a pet parrot (no I don’t wanna come over it’s just gonna squawk the whole time) -guys named “Kevin” -girls named “Lexi” -anyone that had to get gas on the way to work/class/whatever the fuck you do, today -anyone reading this at 9:47am

340

In case anyone didn’t know, if you have 2 accounts on here you can cycle through them by long pressing the profile pic in the bottom right corner

120

just hit some stupid fucking kid with my car cuz he was riding an e-scooter. no he was on the sidewalk but he looked like a pussy and I had to teach him a lesson

if I had titties I’d never leave the house. just spend all day every day playin w them jawns in my room

000

sorry I moaned “shiiit dawg” when you were giving me head.. you still rock w me?👉🏼👈🏼

000

he surely can’t be the lord of EVERY SINGLE RING right??

looking to try out manslaughter, which man should I start with? any suggestions would be appreciated!

000

help me out guys. roommate says “it’s weird to have a sock full of applesauce in your dresser” like??? where the fuck else am I gonna put it?? anyways I shot him in the spine. am I the asshole??

My mind really wanted to read this as “Obama”

Dam girl is you a cookie? Cuz I just crumbed in my pants

000

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

My honest reaction (I’m not “mind blown” I was actually just JFK’d outside of a Burger King send help please)

001

Asking the waitress if she spit in my food then replying with “oh… okay.😔” when she says “uhh no wtf???”

120

Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 10/10/2024

I’m going to cut my fucking nipples off and mail them to Zuck so he can suckle upon them since he’s clearly thirsty for me

040

Reposted by ⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧

sure, yep, cool, no further questions

672916352

Gm to everyone except: -people who don’t wash their hands after they pee -deadbeat dads and moms -Mark Zuckerberg -people whose favorite color is teal (you have no personality) -people who watch YouTube shorts -anyone that had coffee before brushing their teeth this morning

430

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

I like shaving everything but my gooch cuz it’s like a little soul patch for my balls

091

Imagine you walk into my room and find me licking myself like a cat with my leg up in the air

150

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

Florida is so cursed that nature said “a hurricane isn’t enough give these mfs tornados too”

⛧𝖘𝖎𝖓⛧ @sinbiotic.bsky.social · 09/10/2024

I gotta go back to my roots, be the old me again and by that I mean 1 year old me that was oblivious to the horrors