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Simulflow (Jerrified)

@simulflow.bsky.social
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Singer, cat lover, avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Ancient history, paleontology, psychology, birding, painting, whisk(e)y, deep dub techno, general mayhem. Married to distant relative of Vincent van Gogh. Lived in South Korea 2005-2009. 환영합니다!

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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Stephen Miller State Of The Union
ALT: Stephen Miller State Of The Union
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h
Workin'
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h
If you wanna be my chatbot, you gotta get with my friends
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h
What's your favourite GIF?
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Actorindie Plays World's Smallest Violin
ALT: Actorindie Plays World's Smallest Violin
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h
Hey, I don't mind if they remove themselves from anyplace I am!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h
Does it have to be TV? I like watching people play video games in strange and unexpected ways, occasionally with strange and unexpected mods.
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What Happens When Arthur Is Drunk Forever?
YouTube video by Call Me Kevin
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 4h
It's also the same as saying "being left-handed is an ideology".
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 4h
so smol!!! 😍
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h
Now, is this a beefswelling, or a gross protuberance?
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h
When I was in elementary school, I remember an old lady who used to come and walk her old cat in our schoolyard sometimes. She had it on a long piece of blue nylon clothesline. It would walk around under the laurel hedges surrounding the playing field while she slowly ambled along beside it.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h
REVOLTING.
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Lavonne @loveon9.bsky.social · 6h
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 6h
ExCUSE me??! A drunk woman in the process of being raped is now a rapist?!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 7h
The amount of times AI has basically told my husband to drop everything and race to the ER is kind of ridiculous at this point.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 8h
It's the weave! He's doing the weave! It's a beautiful thing! I have tears in my eyes as I say this!
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 9h
AOC should run for President and convert this into the Office of Butlerian Jihad
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 9h
I don't agree with the death sentence, because it's too easy for an innocent person to be executed. That being said, how is it that MAID does not seem to get botched in the same ways that lethal injections do? What is different about them?
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 9h
"There are ALPRs running in cities that don’t use Flock cameras, and all the same concerns you might have, like pattern recognition, parallel construction for investigations, and tracking people at sensitive spaces, still exist no matter the vendor selling the technology."
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 9h
It's a Canadian word for "doner kebab". Not sure exactly why we have our own word for it, but there you go.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 12h
Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It came out not too badly! I didn't have oregano, but we didn't really miss it. Overcooked the tofu so it was almost bacon-crispy. Flavour was full, found some spicy Middle Eastern garlic sauce for dressing, tzatziki & cucumbers & red pepper & lettuce. I don't know how to roll them up, but oh well!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It seems so simple when it's put that way
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is close:
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Magic After Midlife - Author Deborah Wilde
Middle-aged. Divorced. Hormonally imbalanced. Then she got magic. Underestimate her. That’ll be fun.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the record, no disrespect intended toward Donair Town who has courteous staff and delicious fresh food. It's worth the money, but we try to live frugally. 🥰
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
♪ and the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply ♫
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Signs
YouTube video by Five Man Electrical Band - Topic
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All righty then, I'm gearing up to make some tofu donairs for the first time ever. Wish me luck. The hubs has discovered that donairs are his new favourite food; but the place behind us which makes them costs us nearly $30 each time we eat there. If I can pull this off I will be a FUCKING HERO!
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David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ICE's own reviews of cases of immigrant deaths in custody show a pattern of neglect: confiscation and refusal to provide routine medication, lack of follow-up care, even incompetence in reading tests or supplying medication. @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social has this report. prospect.org/2026/09/30/i...
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Disturbing Pictures of Neglect in ICE Mortality Reviews - The American Prospect
The federal government released dozens of mortality reviews of immigrants who died in detention in recent years. They show a uniform pattern of medical neglect.
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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 30/09/2026
We updated this story after seeing that the government took down the mortality reports. @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social has the files. Read the documents ICE doesn't want you to see in her story here: buff.ly/yYeaoFI
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Disturbing Pictures of Neglect in ICE Mortality Reviews - The American Prospect
The federal government released dozens of mortality reviews of immigrants who died in detention in recent years. They show a uniform pattern of medical neglect.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We discovered Go Team a few years ago, they kick ass! Buy Nothing Day is my very fave 🥰
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
or THIS
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Can't Hardly Wait (The Tim Version)
YouTube video by The Replacements - Topic
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eugh, what? AI could never do this.
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The Go! Team - Buy Nothing Day (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Go! Team
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A close contender which I didn't include because it debuted in very late 1979 was The Littlest Hobo. We loved The Littlest Hobo!
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The Littlest Hobo - Wikipedia
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These were my boys. It's a dreadful series, but when one is a 9 year old girl beginning to discover that bad boys can be interesting, one's discernment is questionable.
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Battlestar Galactica: Apollo, Starbuck, Boomer Handshake
ALT: Battlestar Galactica: Apollo, Starbuck, Boomer Handshake
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI clearly doesn't understand style choices, or anything else
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whoa. That chatbot needs to be taken up country to the farm, stat.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From this angle you can't even see his huge hump back
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Surprised it wasn't the other way around. Also surprised that she didn't just shoot him as an inconvenience.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why are they trying to make these "assistants" so cutesy for adult users?
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess Benny did not bother to watch any further than Jack Smith's "confused as hell" face, mistaking it for some sort of guilt?
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Girlz II Women
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*reaches for some more frop*
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“A company called VIDIZMO is advertising the capability to export footage from FlockOS to its own platforms that do facial recognition, behavior prediction, and racial and gender analysis on live camera feeds.”
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Surveillance Company Tells Cops It Wants to Add Facial Recognition to Flock Cameras
A surveillance company wants to "close the gap" that Flock won't do, by pitching facial recognition on its cameras.
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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How much money does Canada give to media organizations that actively harm Canada? Alberta and Ontario spend millions and millions of our tax dollars on American media that actively work against our own best interests. Is there a study on this?!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if the bathroom had been locked? 😄
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a beginning.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It does really suck that "I am having trouble sleeping" is met with "Strap all this crap on you before you go to sleep" or even "Sleep in this unfamiliar place with all this crap strapped onto you".
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I had maybe 300+ followers on X. I somehow have over 5000 here. Must be something in the water.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For some reason while we were in Edinburgh we ate a lot of pizza, much more than we would do at home in Canada.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was horrified by midichlorians. What a stupid idea. "The Force" as a sort of energy field flowing through the Universe was somewhat elegant. Now apparently it's all about your blood type?
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feminize a band Simon & Garfaunt
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