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Simulflow (Jerrified)

@simulflow.bsky.social
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Singer, cat lover, avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Ancient history, paleontology, psychology, birding, painting, whisk(e)y, deep dub techno, general mayhem. Married to distant relative of Vincent van Gogh. Lived in South Korea 2005-2009. 환영합니다!

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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 7h
The sky was quite dramatic this evening.
Beautiful sunset, with layers of clouds and pinks and oranges and yellows
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They have Nelson's underclothes from the day he died at the National Maritime Museum in Greenwich. It isn't his blood on them, though. Some other guy who was killed before him and bled on the deck. I keep hearing various Monty Python members saying "Kiss me Hardy!"
Nelson's stockings, that he was wearing the day he died, covered in someone else's blood.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
4-frame photobooth set in black and white, taken at Rough Trade Records in Soho, London
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This neighbourhood looks quite different today!
The spot in London where the Ziggy Stardust album cover was photographed in 1972 My husband looking at the plaque. The street has been turned into a pedestrian area.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We heard Big Ben bong six o'clock today. It was a little overshadowed by the lengthy peals from Westminster Abbey because of St Matthew's Day, but snapping this shot was worth it.
The clock tower which holds the bell "Big Ben" at Westminster Palace.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay, we got out of our terrible Airbnb location into a SWEEEET place with one hell of a view. And we're getting refunded.
Photo looking south from the 17th floor of Kew Eye Aparthotels in Brentford, London, UK
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Oh but sir, it is ... wafer thin!"
A package of German "Wafer Thin Brunswick Ham" from Sainsbury's
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Unless I become independently wealthy, probably the closest I will ever get to Lindisfarne Castle.
A very very distant photograph of Lindisfarne Castle, taken from the train on our way to London.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We met Dolly today at the National Museum of Scotland. It was unexpected. I was amused that they included some sheep poop in the display.
Dolly the cloned sheep, now taxidermied in the National Museum of Scotland.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just a friendly reminder. 😁
Neon sign in the Lioness of Leith pub, Edinburgh, which reads "Don't be a dick".
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I have always found this name amusing.
A big sign painted on an outdoor wall which reads "Pollokshields welcomes you"
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Made it to my dad's old home in Glasgow.
A woman standing standing in front of a stone duplex in Pollokshields, Glasgow
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When at the Edinburgh seaside, fresh fish 'n' chips are the thing!
A lovely plate of fried haddock & chips
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Buying some spendy whiskies at Royal Mile Whiskies! But not this spendy!
Two bottles of whiskey for sale at Royal Mile Whiskies in Edinburgh. One of them is £32000.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Phew! I was afraid I lost my superpower, but found this sweetie today by my work. 🥰🍀
A four-leaf clover on a sheet of white paper
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
TW: AI
Tony Danza is holding Elton John very close.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
Portrait of Vincent van Gogh, and my husband, who is also a van Gogh.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
An orange cat giving a bit of side-eye and saying "Son ... I am disappoint ... "
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Things look pretty good from Canada.
Screenshot of Google Maps from a phone in Canada using a VPN.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Brother gave me this. It's delicious. Get it if you can!
A picture of a can of Field House salted black porter, in front of a toaster oven.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A cat giving someone suspicious side-eye, captioned "Suspicious cat is ... suspicious."
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(my name is in fact Karen)
Avengers Doomsday logo font created image with Dr Doom which says "Karen's thunderous farts"
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not in Canada or other countries (although they don't get rid of it altogether which would be preferable)
Screenshot of the Gulf of Mexico as shown on Google Maps when viewed from a Canadian location: Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(totally off topic but I like your profile pic, I did one like that a few years ago)
Very simple line drawing of a smiling woman with red hair and green eyes
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sunset tinted with wildfire smoke. Nice crepuscular rays.
A red sunset taken from Coquitlam British Columbia, with nice crepuscular rays shining above the small scattered fluffy clouds.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seems extremely rare :)
Famous "Ostlers", there are only 8 listed in Wikipedia
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Powdered Toast Man: SHUT UP! If you ask me one more stupid question, I'll tear your skin off!
Angry Powdered Toast Man
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But if I ask for "Jesus is coming" in the right way ...
An AI image of Jesus Christ coming
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Perchance didn't give a single sexy image!
Terrible AI image of a big fuzzy beaverAnother terrible AI image of a big fuzzy beaver
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also I got this image when I asked for a "spread eagle beaver shot"
AI image of a big fat beaver
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There's a storm!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Movie poster for "Brain Candy" by Kids In The Hall. People are standing in a flowery field, pointing at a big red pill floating in a blue sky with rays of light coming from it. The tagline is "Shove this up your mind".
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*snort* you reminded me of this.
A four-panel Calvin & Hobbes comic strip discussing math homework. In the first panel, Calvin read "A bushel is a unit of weight equal to four pecks." In the second, Calvin asks what a peck is and Hobbes responds with "A quick smooch." The third panel shows Calvin looking confusedly at his math book. The fourth panel features Calvin stating, "You know, I don't understand math at all."
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jim'll Paint It digital painting of Bono dressed as Santa Claus, dumping free CDs down someone's chimney
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This just happened.
Screenshot of the word game Canuckle, the winning word is skeet.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Logging on
Marion Ravenwood prepares to take a shot
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
AI image - a flash mob
AI image: a Minecraft Creeper wearing a trenchcoat and flashing the viewer
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Post a Marge
Marge Simpson doing a dance move which requires her to bend backwards like she is doing the limbo
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TW:AI
A skeevy criminal in a back alley is selling black market vaccinations after RFK Jr. and friends ban them
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's AUGUST!!!😭
A huge display of Halloween candy for sale in August at a Canadian Safeway.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Post your favourite Muppet. Wrong answers only.
the tall skinny alien that comes out first in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Mulder and Scully from The X-Files
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here's what it's like to be stuck to my hip while I dance. I take no responsibility for the quality of the music presented
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It was a Good Night.
Daft Disko at the Hollywood Theatre Club, Vancouver BC Canada August 1 2026
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Japanese scroll showing a man farting and sending a cat flying with his flatulence.
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are you there, God? It's-a me, Mutario
Terrifying photograph of a koala bear sculpture of some sort which has been painted to look like Mario from the video games.

Caption: When your Italian buddy comes back from Chernobyl
Him: Itsa me mutario
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Congratulations!
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
WARNING: AI image
AI generated image of RFK Jr cooking raccoon penises on a TV show
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Warning, AI image:
the inevitable result of government subsidized grocery stores, apparently - BLACK MARKET MEAT VANS
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Simulflow (Jerrified) @simulflow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
A coffee machine with Kim Kardashian's picture stuck to the front of it, so it looks like coffee is coming out of Kim Kardashian's butt.
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