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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i miss tia @cupofteej.bsky.social so I wrote about it here open.substack.com/pub/nomanyid...
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It’s a weird experience grieving someone you never met in real life but saw and interacted with on the internet nearly every day...
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
hi pls follow me on tiktok (simoannnnnn) ((it has 6 n’s))
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beeb @gamerbeeb.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
you’re my soda pop, my little soda pop
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a chicken is dancing on a pole .
ALT: a chicken is dancing on a pole .
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 24/07/2025
Cats serve cunt and dogs serve the state. There really is no comparison here.
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
im a real nasty girl im slimy 🐌
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🖤 #WAWG @sirvonchilds.blacksky.app · 15/07/2025
“What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore-- And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over-- like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?” - Langston Hughes
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
i love speaking french !! all the time i spent learning it and ppl told me it was useless didn’t realize how cool fun hot and international it feels to be a french speaker !
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
london is ass
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
anyways going to paris tomorrow and hopefully my energy recuperates!!
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
is expressing disappointment a form of judging ?? pls answer idk how to talk to one of my best friends who’s marrying a man who cheated on her (she’s v delusional and anxious)
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
doing the baby challenge in the villa where most of the couples are in situationships i have to laugh #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Like I know we all « hate » this cast … but i’d love to see them in a jersey shore type situation … #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
olandria ! excellent clarke and taylor response today !! #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
let my posts reflect that im an og amaya stan and nicolandria hive #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
i love my cat simon so much! adopting him has truly changed my life for the better !!
Simon (a lynx point Siamese cat) being cute in the bathtub
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
end of tonight’s episode #loveislandusa wins? amaya knows she’s loved, ace knows he’s not! randoms have been expelled from villa, free of Austin and TJ
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Ain’t Nothing Finer in the Land 🖤❤️ @shelbyville2.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Well Pepe is being honest and super gentle with Gracyn and that’s really all you can ask for #LoveIslandUSA
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Amaya deserves a new cast of men AND women #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Olandria can’t pretend she doesn’t care about Taylor and it’s so embarrassing omg #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Chelley you’re too pretty to act this UGLY this came off v weird and petty #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
olandria, chelley, and cierra are mean girls ! they never liked huda and used this all as an excuse #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
at this point i want huda to win bc it’ll make them mad #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
((I don’t think Chelley ever liked Huda and is using this as an excuse to write her off)) #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Austin being a trumpkin is v obvious in this conflict with Amaya #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
need a g*n and a flight to fiji #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
if any of those women side with the men … #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
NOT THE PLANNED AMAYA TAKEDOWN BY HER EXES #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
austin …………………. oh my god #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
amaya is a water sign … she literally can’t help it #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
why are we giving time to hannah ?? idc like this why i need pepe gone #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
good! get austin’s ass first ! #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
need them to start handing out evictions in the villa #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
AMAYA IS CRYING AND TJ AND IRIS ARE ON SCREEN ??????? #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
TJ and Iris ? Get them off of my screen and out of my villa #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
scenes of amaya crying this episode ? tuning in to get pissed off #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
once again #loveislandusa is pissing me off
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
one of my favorite pieces that used to be on the wall at the office
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
woke up in a bad mood #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
olandria ! i cannot support you ! #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
olandria im sorry girl you deserved ! play stupid games … anyway #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
there have been some of the best and worst episodes of love island in this season #loveislandusa
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“maybe you’re just not liked” im sorry what the fuck??? where does Taylor get off speaking to Olandria like that and why is she still into this loser?? #LoveIslandUSA
Huda from LIUSA7 grimacing
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
iris i still don’t care about you #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
at least we had nicolandria for a moment ! #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
how is austin still here 😭 like i do NOT care about him and jaden #loveislandusa
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 27/06/2025
Happy Pride!
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
olandriaaaaa #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
the love island producers straight up told nic and olandria couple up or leave … and nic gave us a show tonight #loveislandusa
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simoan @simscola.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
i love it when the swirl agenda wins #loveislandusa
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