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Emma

@ramonasturtles.bsky.social
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Supporting women’s wrongs ❤️ Reality tv, pop culture and shitposting (she/her)

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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 6h
omg this old woman in the little waiting area next to us is asking her son to give her words of encouragement before surgery and he just said “me being here should say enough” holy suit
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 6h
report time for my surgery was 6am and it’s now 7:45am and I was just told I won’t even be talking to the surgeon until 8:30am… what is the point of making people come wait for 3 hours at a hospital when you know they won’t be seen until the last hour 🤡
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
exactly what no one asked for!!!
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jessel not understanding basic OG RHONY references while she’s attending a literal 20 year anniversary RHUGT party… girl drop the gimmick and show some respect
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My final surgery for my leg injuries is tomorrow!! i’ve been waiting for this day since the crash in April & while im so excited/nervous for this day to finally be here, I am really grateful for the bloomfs who’ve sent love & chatted with me to help me through the last few months. I appreciate yall🫶
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers concert was fucking fantastic and more concerts should be phone free actually
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Atlanta and NY belong on there before **many** of these shows
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
half joking when I say I can’t take this list seriously because it doesn’t include OG RHONY
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
everyone is annoying the fuck out of me today oh my godddd I need to an edible and a nap to relax
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
fuck it, starting Mob Wives for the first time
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Phoebe Bridgers concert on Monday and then my final surgery for my leg next Wednesday… 2026 finally turning around 🙏🙏
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish I could buy literally anything online without automatically being subscribed to a brands email list!
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
not to be a doomer but I can’t help but feel we are completely fucked as a society 🫩
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wish jax and ramona would give it another chance ☹️💔
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ditching my old therapist and finding a good therapist has literally changed my life!!! friends if you’re not vibing with your therapist, this is your sign to fire them and find someone who gets you and helps you <3
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Miami has been the best stop on this trip and has had the funniest parts too. It’s such a shame this show is on pause!! bring back our girls !!!!! #RHOM
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jalen Hurts I love you so much
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
realized I fucked up this blanket I started crocheting and i’m only like 25 rows in so far… debating if I frog it or just let it be a little wonky
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new carly rae jepsen is so fucking good oh my god
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bronwyn and Craig on the new season of Traitors… no thank you!!!!!
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shai showing up to the reunion ready LMAO he’s so adorable #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meredith’s new face looks great tbh #RHOSLC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heather getting back with her ex… #RHOSLC
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Hold On Hold Up
ALT: Hold On Hold Up
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
oh great… a Bronwyn and Whitney pickleball scene… #RHOSLC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heather Gay being the one to preach about how Robert Jr’s passing should bring them closer together and they shouldn’t take each other for granted… on don’t piss me off rn, she is the LAST person who should be saying this #RHOSLC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
4 of some of my fav artists are all releasing new albums on friday omg im going to be so fed
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Rob @realityrobbed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And 14 years ago Jax Taylor and Kristen Doute had sex while watching this film while Tom Sandoval slept in the next room.
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
what is up with this weird IG trend of accounts posting clips or memes with lengthy AI-generated paragraphs that are basically just Wikipedia summaries as captions?? has anyone else noticed this or am I just crazy lmao
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Georgia made an official IG for her unnamed cleaning product… IJBOL #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lu to Vicki on the beach #RHUGT
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carol [CLOSED] @powerofotevs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
me every day
@roddiaztwine where are the alleged posts everyone is referring to
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the perfect set up for an afternoon of football #GoBirds
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“I like Jen sitting there and being pretty” same Vicki #RHOC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
KJ is responsible for his own disturbing behavior and actions, but I also can’t help but think about how much of a role Kim and Kroy’s awful parenting played in making KJ into the monster he’s become. They’ve failed their kids and deserve every piece of criticism launched at them as well.
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just passed my dad in the kitchen at 5:30am… i’m only now going back to bed after waking up randomly at 2am, meanwhile he’s just waking up for work 🫠
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
pfp update in honor of spooky season and practical magic 2 this weekend
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ariana using Jesus and her religion to justify being messy IJBOL #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ariana’s smile while making out with Charlie… oh it’s so joever for Liam #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hudson showing up to the New Era party… so awkward LMAOO why does Ariana keep attracting cucks!! #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love Next Gen, but the editing and production team needs to learn the magic happens when the cast is together… i’m sorry but most of these individual scenes just do not do it for me #NextGenNYC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
my ankle fusion has been pushed out another two weeks and I literally want to scream!!! i’m so sick of this shit 😄🔫
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm seated. The theater employees are scared and asking me to leave because it's "not October yet" but l'm simply too seated.
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Phaedra Parks and CT ending up dating was not on my bingo card but you know what… good for them 😭😭
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
see how Heather owned up to her mistake and apologized and how Carmella was able to accept it and move on? very mindful and demure of both of them. Gina and Emily could learn a thing or two! #RHOC
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ok sorry for the rant, back to my regularly scheduled programming (aka back to RHOC and being angered by Gina and Emily)
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry, but i’m not really interested in hearing when men have to say about women’s post partum/mental health when it comes to the Lindsay Clancy trial ✌️
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
if Gina and Emily are so offended by Heather allegedly calling someone trashy, i’d hate for them to find out what the rest of the cast thinks ab them and just doesn’t say on camera! i’m sure they’ve been called MUCH worse, but I guess we aren’t allowed to acknowledge that elephant in the room #RHOC
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Take all of the pain and suffering in this world over and give it to John Fetterman
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Emma @ramonasturtles.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m so happy Gina finally hired a good stylists. However, she still annoys the shit out of me! #RHOC
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