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SimplisticJ

@simplisticj.bsky.social
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Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.

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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And you finna catch it queen💅🏾
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The dress is..
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Word 'Fire' in Flames
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Please Do Not Feed The Succubus @notoriouslynay.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026
WHOSE MANS IS THIS? He scaring the hoes (me)
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve never used the discover feed, is it does it use tracking? And you see posts that “relate” to recent things you liked or reposted?
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I found that out, learned my lesson, I take it like 10 or so minutes before the gym, but my downside is if I don’t take enough makes me sleepy
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sheesh, I had pre workout once made the mistake of doing like 2 spoonfuls was not fun
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Lowkey, it’d have to be a combo of two people that got beef, so I’m picking prince and MJ
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Redbull or coffee? Cause them redbulls be making me feel like a drug addict
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What’s the plan for NY if the knicks lose the finals 🤔
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s just funny when lord Farquad is the second most honest person on the list 😭
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yerp, but that being said, there is a lot of overlap between ADHD, Depression, ADD, and OCD, so it’s hard to decent sometimes
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The second them glistened cue balls gotchu reaching out for help, I fear you’ve already lost. And you must now become bald, I don’t make the rules sorry. Bald-a-lations ~ 5:16
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Adam Beales Prepares for Shaving Time
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Usually stems from a lot of negativity in the past, it’s very common truthfully, more so in people with ADHD
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
You lettin a mobile solar panel take you out… you already too far gone
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She-Ra: It's Too Late
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Changing the name to moango
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Kimetsu No Yaiba Tengen Uzui Flashy
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
On one hand, they will never find out he’s the burglar because he strikes on full moons and changes appearance, on the other that vampire been alive for centuries, he knows what he’s doing and how not to get caught.🤨
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wanna use my coupon?
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If they wanna impress me, use all the money they used for this bullshit and help the communities they destroyed
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rest assured if it did I will be watching it tonight
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh I got dozens
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
For sure, that’s my bread a man’s butter, I would’ve had more like John Wick, but tbf we didn’t see “assassin” we saw him kill everything in sight, I took it under the guise that they get their target and get out without being noticed
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And I don’t care white inventors because odds are they stole it from a nigga
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
To be fair, you go outside skin gonna fuckin melt😭
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Oh, OOOOH there’s only one right answer(technically 3) Agent 47 Ezio Altair But Altair is the one getting it done
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Altair in Assassin's Creed Amidst Warriors
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Emperor Palpatine Says 'DEWIT'
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
How we pulling out in the summer
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Spongebob Dancing Legs
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
As a queen should, and if she don’t, we takin souls
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Angel Cop: Gearing Up for Action
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You mean someone who’s still in a full blown relationship? Nah
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
How homegirl came into the video
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Cat Meme
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Your stylist following the instructions
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Yesss! Excited Man in Sunglasses
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Because some niggas keep they mouth open, making it hotter for the rest of us
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Druski Shrug Hands Up Idk
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’ve gotten into 3 fights at work with customers, ain’t lost but I’ll be damned if I’m not getting paid
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The next move is to pipe her daughter, it’s the only logical move
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Nah, never that, we finna rob anyone who got nails, point em out
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Corridor Crew Member Clenches Fist, Showing Watch
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Well ain’t she hit the jackpot 😂 congratulations to her and all the work she boutta put in out here🙌🏾
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank god I stopped at 13-13.5
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don’t mind me then I’m dumb, unless she buying food👀
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Clearly they are trying to spin you clothing made from the finest silk, ungrateful
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Man's Exaggerated Rolling Eyes
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
It’s absolutely necessary, because why are you saying dumb shit while it’s 100 degrees out
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Remember fellas, if she rejects you in public, you’re legally obligated to seduce they dad.
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Charlie Says 'Them's The Rules Man, Sorry'
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Taking back the feeling of the act like Mr jeans rewinded that nigga watching tv
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Mr. Krabs Controls Brexby's Mind
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Love this energy, I question the validity but I love the energy 😭
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Lolyok: Woman with Curly Hair
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Exactly what they be saying too
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Spongebob Smirk
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don’t let Shia down!
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Do It Just Do It Meme
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Emperor Palpatine Says 'DEWIT'
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Did that once, it was real fun
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Lucky for you, I sell just about everything in this store, what you need
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Evil Raccoon's Plan and Smile
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
And they don’t know how to ball
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What it is, let’s not understand as a unit.
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Toy Story Woody: Homie Dap Me Up
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