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SimplisticJ

@simplisticj.bsky.social
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Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.

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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Wanna use my coupon?
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
When we make it that way my brother
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’m not, who we rollin on queen
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Use this to aim my brother.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the 5th time, you know what must be done.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
See, now they about to lose more than just potatoes, cause ain’t shit sweet about that
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Get it all back
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Lets paste some vanillas, cause my shit don’t run out of beans
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Let’s handle this annoyance
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Asking too many difficult questions.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I remember when someone else 100$ would last me until I found another person with 100$
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It will, but magic won’t play a part
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. #ProofOfCat
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
One way to solve this
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We riding today or naw?
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How I’m pulling up to the video
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The original is funnier because piccolo reproduces asexually 😭😭
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lets rob a tj maxx and get the blood pumping for reals
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yall ain’t ever seen a furball this fuckin adorable
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s not enough to be an ally to rainbow regime, you need to be a physical threat to those that oppose them.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Teach me your ways😭 hands are the devil and I still have issues with detailing facial features
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I treat bisexuals like that nerdy ghost treated Danny phantom, yall just halfa’s
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And be a threat to those who would impose on that!
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And I will be packing heat incase niggas try to test my noggas in the rainbow regime
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Let’s use those thoughts against our common enemy, we got you queen
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In honor of pride month, we making homophobic people watch gay shit
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Nah, people can find my girl attractive, this happens with attractive people. However… I’m with you
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Manifesting that energy for you, and if it don’t manifest, we manifesting something gay happens to a homophobic.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Now let’s light up some mayo marauders next
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Not yet.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Type shit, now let’s go fold some vanilla vultures next
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Now that you feel alive, let’s make these saltine side pieces feel something else
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Rest assured I won’t
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
We can delete a mfer, if you wit it im wit it
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
On god, ask me to move some shit and let you not reward me with pizza… we got big problems
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I got a secret McDonald’s don’t want you to know on how to get free McMuffins …
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Cause. Them. Harm.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Sometimes, you just need a piece
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
What a coincidence that I happen to carry around said consequences.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oh you’re transphobic, homophobic, and sexist?
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
And ima make sure all my black queens, kings, and knights stay prosperous.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
WE on bullshit, whoever want it can get it sis 😭
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I love it! So far im working on concepts for a part demon character, how tf do you draw your hands😭
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ooh you got that, goddess of the weather cut… Love it.
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SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We can fuck someone else life then, say the word.
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