Reposted by SimplisticJPlease Do Not Feed The Succubus @notoriouslynay.blacksky.app · 14/06/2026WHOSE MANS IS THIS? He scaring the hoes (me) 102
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Lowkey, it’d have to be a combo of two people that got beef, so I’m picking prince and MJ 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Redbull or coffee? Cause them redbulls be making me feel like a drug addict 100
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026What’s the plan for NY if the knicks lose the finals 🤔 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It’s just funny when lord Farquad is the second most honest person on the list 😭 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The second them glistened cue balls gotchu reaching out for help, I fear you’ve already lost. And you must now become bald, I don’t make the rules sorry. Bald-a-lations ~ 5:16static.klipy.comAdam Beales Prepares for Shaving TimeALT: Adam Beales Prepares for Shaving Time 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You lettin a mobile solar panel take you out… you already too far gonestatic.klipy.comShe-Ra: It's Too LateALT: She-Ra: It's Too Late 110
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026On one hand, they will never find out he’s the burglar because he strikes on full moons and changes appearance, on the other that vampire been alive for centuries, he knows what he’s doing and how not to get caught.🤨 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If they wanna impress me, use all the money they used for this bullshit and help the communities they destroyed 110
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026For sure, that’s my bread a man’s butter, I would’ve had more like John Wick, but tbf we didn’t see “assassin” we saw him kill everything in sight, I took it under the guise that they get their target and get out without being noticed 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026And I don’t care white inventors because odds are they stole it from a nigga 121
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026To be fair, you go outside skin gonna fuckin melt😭 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Oh, OOOOH there’s only one right answer(technically 3) Agent 47 Ezio Altair But Altair is the one getting it donestatic.klipy.comAltair in Assassin's Creed Amidst WarriorsALT: Altair in Assassin's Creed Amidst Warriors 031
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026You mean someone who’s still in a full blown relationship? Nah 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Because some niggas keep they mouth open, making it hotter for the rest of usstatic.klipy.comDruski Shrug Hands Up IdkALT: Druski Shrug Hands Up Idk 011
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I’ve gotten into 3 fights at work with customers, ain’t lost but I’ll be damned if I’m not getting paid 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The next move is to pipe her daughter, it’s the only logical move 100
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Clearly they are trying to spin you clothing made from the finest silk, ungratefulstatic.klipy.comMan's Exaggerated Rolling EyesALT: Man's Exaggerated Rolling Eyes 130
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It’s absolutely necessary, because why are you saying dumb shit while it’s 100 degrees out 110
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Remember fellas, if she rejects you in public, you’re legally obligated to seduce they dad.static.klipy.comCharlie Says 'Them's The Rules Man, Sorry'ALT: Charlie Says 'Them's The Rules Man, Sorry' 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Taking back the feeling of the act like Mr jeans rewinded that nigga watching tvstatic.klipy.comMr. Krabs Controls Brexby's MindALT: Mr. Krabs Controls Brexby's Mind 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Love this energy, I question the validity but I love the energy 😭static.klipy.comLolyok: Woman with Curly HairALT: Lolyok: Woman with Curly Hair 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026How reparations atp shouldn’t go toward us as black people, but toward the communities and school systems that were specifically targeted, so that our schools and communities have the resources they need to support each other and succeed in today’s society. Or, how the sky is technically purple 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just remember ladies, before you make that mistake… you can’t ever unfuck that niggastatic.klipy.comSide Eye Meme with The Pointer Brothers ReferenceALT: Side Eye Meme with The Pointer Brothers Reference 161
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Got told that, asked the same question they said “we saw how your grandma acted once” 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It’s not TECHNICALLY illegal, but in some states it’s a misdemeanor to impersonate clergy members. 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Sinners?!static.klipy.comReaction ShockedALT: Reaction Shocked 010
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Don’t worry I also heard they won’t recognize milk as a fruit either 🙏🏾🙏🏾 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Ma’am, it is too early, to be this freakystatic.klipy.comSeinfeld's Babu Bhatt: No Bad!ALT: Seinfeld's Babu Bhatt: No Bad! 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The spider in your bedroom trying to talk to you via interpretive dance: 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Anyone who makes banana pudding, and only gives you the pudding, you’re legally obligated to destroy themstatic.klipy.comDruski Shrug Hands Up IdkALT: Druski Shrug Hands Up Idk 110
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I found taking vyvanse redbull and pre workout give you the ability to not only break your PR but also see god for a minute 001
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026It’s 90 where I’m at, this “get the fuck off me and turn this AC on weather” 😭 110
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Imagine blocking someone cause you don’t know how to handle a jokestatic.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay GatsbyALT: Leonardo DiCaprio Laughing as Jay Gatsby 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Ise my girls?!? Nah, I’ll buy the same product for myself😭 100
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Pretty sure my aunt lived there for a couple years, but she in Philly now 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Sensitive people exist, I be forgettin 😭static.klipy.comConan O'Brien Plotting and SchemingALT: Conan O'Brien Plotting and Scheming 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When you think about it, pizza really just ironed out spaghetti. 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It may be your first time being a parent, but it isn’t your first time interacting with humans, treating your child poorly and blaming it on being new parent isn’t an excuse and you’re just a bad person.static.klipy.comDruski Shrug Hands Up IdkALT: Druski Shrug Hands Up Idk 062
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Infamousstatic.klipy.comCole Mac Grath Unleashes Electric Power in Infamous2ALT: Cole Mac Grath Unleashes Electric Power in Infamous2 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I ain’t scared of no one but my woman(she beats me)static.klipy.comJohnny Bravo Flexes His Huge MusclesALT: Johnny Bravo Flexes His Huge Muscles 000
SimplisticJ @simplisticj.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Just work one leg then use the other for the 5kstatic.klipy.comBig Brain Meme GestureALT: Big Brain Meme Gesture 120
