Sign in

Simon Templar

@simonsez40.bsky.social
324 followers 267 following 2.5K posts

Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan

PostsRepliesMedia
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 11h
Is it really “russians wanting to hurt us” or domestic actors using Russian facilities to escape oversight?
001
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing’s gonna hold these two back 💪
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Republicans are confident the Democrats won’t do that. Can you blame them?
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They spend the whole match hyping how massively experienced Nick Wayne is, and then they have him lose like THAT? 🤦‍♂️ #AEWDynamite
011
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One match in, and he’s already an easier watch than some 2nd generation talent who’s been at it way longer.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mexico City?
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don’t expect this to be a long run. I think she’s just back for the Rebel show, and they want the focus of that event to not be distracted by Britt’s return.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If I could outlaw one wrestling move, it’d definitely be the do-si-do #AEWDynamite
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not really interested in him doing the scary giant schtick. I like him as the big goofball.
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s not like they called it, “The Department of Winning Wars”
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My wife probably couldn’t care less about wrestling, but I couldn’t be happier that whenever she happens to ask me, “Is today Wednesday?”, and I say, “Yes! And you know what THAT means”, she knows EXACTLY what it means. #AEWDynamite #GrandSlamMexico
040
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Kinda hoping Thekla gets pinned, because that’d mean she wins at the PPV
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Counter-programming AEW?! 🙀
020
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
He would’ve been a natural rival of the Learning Tree 🥁
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Unfortunately, I ended up with Nicky Donuts, which is obviously my gangster name.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nosferatu
2250
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Who’s the audience for this? maga will still hate you and dems will hate this because they recognize this tone as the reason why republicans run everything.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Geez, this Hangman promo is making me think that maybe there really are too many belts #AEW #AEWCollision
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You don’t get social security automatically. Your millionaire friend didn’t have to request it in the first place if he didn’t want it. And he can go to pay.gov to return it. And as soon as a program is no longer universal, that’s a slippery slope towards adding more and more restrictions on it.
pay.gov
Pay.gov - Home
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
110
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Keep talking and you’ll make him turn the UFC shit on the lawn into a permanent arena.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hell no, you don’t need that guy dragging you down to his level
020
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mr. Orange didn’t watch Orange is the New Black??
110
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Shoulda called him “jerk-o”
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“When Marina said Danny needed to stick Takeshita’s toe in his butt, whose butt did she mean?”
020
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’m going to guess it’s “The TNT title is supposed to be on TV every week, not yours. But you had to go steal all the spotlight for yourself”
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“Consider that a divorce” 😂
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
She must think everyone just takes personal insults the way the White House press corps does.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
And ya still got millions of in-bred mf’ers who’ll tell ya, “this is what i voted for” 🤦‍♂️
030
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Nobody would’ve wanted to see a match consisting of the death riders beating Darby with golf clubs for 15 minutes.
120
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So perfect that they’re going all in on “wrestling doesn’t matter” 🤦‍♂️
0220
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just wait until you see how they react when they bring in Bret Hart to do the Vince tribute.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“We have Gabe Kidd at home”
020
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think they’re putting Darby through a murderer’s row to give him a plausible excuse when he drops the belt back to mjf.
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hell, if you have a desk job, your company is paying more than that in salaries and benefits, and you’re not having to destroy your body for it.
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You could eliminate any of these people, and the product wouldn’t suffer in the slightest.
140
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Compulsive grapes
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Her joy is very apparent 😂
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I don’t know, @kingserpentico.bsky.social never looks too willing to get tossed around by his partner 😂
110
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
She was just using Stat as a weapon, same thing Roddy’s been doing with Orange.
110
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It’s probably going to turn out a waiter dropped a plate and the secret service unloaded on him.
062
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Was it @rjcity.bsky.social ‘s idea to name a trio “colon’s sap”?
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Crazy how they nailed this guy so quick, but all the insider trading on a way-more regulated market, continues on a scale reaching billions of dollars.
040
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My only issue is that aew has shied away from stuff like this in the past, so it feels out of place. I would’ve 100% loved something like this in lucha underground
020
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sounds like she’s describing the typical weekend of Trump’s cabinet.
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“I just whipped your ass” - Austin 3:16
000
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wait til Trump finds out about 20 people in the U.S. are killed each year by cows.
140
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m trying to understand this, but my translate app doesn’t have an “Eddie” setting.
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Feeling relieved I don’t care what goes on there.
010
Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If she was as deeply unpopular as she deserved to be, someone would’ve unframed it and wiped their ass with it before tossing it in the trash.
000