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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

They spend the whole match hyping how massively experienced Nick Wayne is, and then they have him lose like THAT? 🤦‍♂️ #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If I could outlaw one wrestling move, it’d definitely be the do-si-do #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

My wife probably couldn’t care less about wrestling, but I couldn’t be happier that whenever she happens to ask me, “Is today Wednesday?”, and I say, “Yes! And you know what THAT means”, she knows EXACTLY what it means. #AEWDynamite #GrandSlamMexico

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Geez, this Hangman promo is making me think that maybe there really are too many belts #AEW #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Bowens: “I need to show Hook I’m a killer” Also Bowens: “Lemme try to win with a surprise roll-up” #AEW #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

“Would you like a fry with that?”

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along 🤼‍♀️ He’s basically Juice with a hat

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Just say “Your guess is as good as ours”

Snowfall forecast in which everything from “less than 3 inches” to “greater than 14 inches” has basically been assigned the same probability.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Seeing MJF referred to as “the non-Brody King guy” by normies, is a hilarious turn of events #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

If Hangman isn’t wearing a cup vs. Andrade, then we know he doesn’t watch the product #AEW #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Cool match, but shouldn’t it count as a tag when Willow goes to the corner and hoists Harley up onto her shoulders? #AEW #AEWCollision #kayfabe_nitpicks

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Wanting stuff we don’t need and can’t use is pretty on-brand.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I stepped into the gap when boarding a train. My fat ass slowed my fall, otherwise it would’ve been my chin that stopped it, snapping my neck.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Replace a character in a movie with a wrestler: Maki Itoh and a pizza cutter as Gogo Yubari in Kill Bill.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

So did any of you guys get one of Taz’s socks? #AEW #AEWDark

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Don Callis rolling out the Steiner math… #AEW #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Looked like something I tried to assemble from Ikea #AEW #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Trying to think which brand I would be most like, dating-wise… I’m thinking maybe Spam. Seems pretty unappealing, but it’s actually not that bad once you get used to it.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Likely case: it was the worst case, and in 3 days everyone just forgets about it and moves on to some sydney sweeney level bullshit.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

The women’s Blood & Guts match really exceeded my expectations. And I thought it was booked correctly. The team of sick fucks is supposed to win a match like that. I love Harley and Willow and Mina, but this isn’t their jam. #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

As soon as I saw Arkady’s outfit, I knew MxM was booked tonight 👍 #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Enzo Gorlomi, Antonio Marghereti and Dominick DeCocco

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Servin’ up softies to Boston cause they’ve had a rough week.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

I wonder why none of the on-screen social media posts on the #AEWDynamite telecast are reflecting our disgust at the ICE ads, since that seems to be dominating the conversation right now.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Whoever thought it was a good idea to run a racist ICE recruiting ad during #AEWDynamite must’ve gotten their wrestling shows mixed up.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

It is pretty ironic that the republicans have successfully turned the government into everything reagan claimed it was 45 years ago.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

So what’s gonna be the best place to watch the rapture? Any good pre-rapture tailgates happening?

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Unbelievably, the two lead stories in the NY Times today both be describe policies in Greenland that would particularly infuriate right-wingers and trigger their compulsion to “help”. I think I can guess what’s next on the “what else can we distract people with” agenda.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I know “incompetent refs” is an AEW trope, but come on, Remsburg is watching an attempted stabbing and doesn’t ring the bell? #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Somebody needs to load this transcript into the teleprompter at the next State of the Union address.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

So Hurt Syndicate drops the belts sunday without getting pinned? #AEW #AEWDynamite

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 17/08/2025

What’s the over-under on how many times Schiavone says “tentacle spectacle”? 😂 #AEW #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

If I’m Schiavone, I don’t want Excalibur introducing me as “ineffable” 😂 #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Lexy wearing glasses during the Big Bill interview so he wouldn’t recognize her 😂 #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

It’s going to be tough to accuse them of anti-semitism, but I’m very confident the media will give it a try.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Did Angelico change his pronunciation again?? 🤦‍♂️ #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

If Caster had rolled up Bowens, wouldn’t have been the worst thing 🤷‍♂️ #AEWCollision

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

When Kenny Omega is working a hot dog cart in Central Park, he becomes the Best ‘kraut Machine. #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

He’ll be happy to know I couldn’t give a shit.

Headline from People: “aaron rodgers says it’s embarrassing people want to know more about his wife”

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Can’t decide if the Omega/Okada segment was to make sure no one’s gonna be rooting for Okada, or to give Kenny an excuse for losing so they can run it back at All Out in Canada, or both. #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

My main takeaway from watching Belmont Stakes day via the TVG feed, is that at no point during the day did anyone care enough to show Frank Mirahmadi where the mute button is.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Feeling assoured when I look at this

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Komander is really looking great these days. I wonder what Rey Fenix is up to #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

I have a strong suspicion someone’s about to get bodyslammed onto a steak #AEW

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

In other words, she’s pissed off that Jen Psaki got an MSNBC show and she didn’t.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

ADD a letter and ruin a movie. Where The Crawdads Sting

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Seems ironic that ICE would be having trouble filling jobs that a lot of undocumented people are very good at.

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

So does Hobbs murder Yuta tonight to explain the latter’s absence from the anarchy in the arena match? #AEW

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