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Simon Templar

@simonsez40.bsky.social
324 followers 267 following 2.5K posts

Horse lover, rhythm gamer, pinballer, AEW fan

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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Nosferatu
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Wrestlers and anime characters you think would get along 🤼‍♀️ He’s basically Juice with a hat
Toni StormMonkey D. Luffey
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Just say “Your guess is as good as ours”
Snowfall forecast in which everything from “less than 3 inches” to “greater than 14 inches” has basically been assigned the same probability.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
“This is some bullshit” GIF from Resident Alien show.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
He’ll be happy to know I couldn’t give a shit.
Headline from People: “aaron rodgers says it’s embarrassing people want to know more about his wife”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
This framing is pretty crazy. It’s like describing “Jaws” as a movie about a guy who tries to organize a boycott of beaches during the 4th of July weekend.
Newspaper headline saying that blue jay fans are boycotting seattle games, while the article describes that current u.s. policies have resulted in tourists being afraid to come here.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Simba, puumba and timon
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
AI has weighed in on the gorilla debate.
Screenshot of AI hypothesizing that once you reach 300 men, they would beat the gorilla.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Clockwork Orange “eyeballs” scene
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Ah yes, Vince McMahon, famous champion of women and their career aspirations 🙄
Headline from Fightful in which Sam Irvin expresses the delusional belief that Vince McMahon would have granted her wish to expand her role beyond ring announcing.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
This is the scene in L.A. right now…
Screenshot from Fury Road when Immortan Joe turns on the water
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve heard of a minotaur lawyer, but a dog lawyer is just ridiculous #AEW
Screenshot of “Frank Mortos, Attorney at Rawr” from AEW
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Rocky 4 meme, “If he dies, he dies”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Side effects are worse than we thought…
Clip from movie The Running Man, in which Richard Dawson’s character asks, “What’s the matter, steroids make you deaf?”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Quote from the Book of Pete, “Why are ye fearful, o ye of little faith”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Michael Jordan crying
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
And yeah, I called it 😂
Half-life 2 is in my Steam library
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I had no idea I’d come this close to a magical number 😳
I was the 1,111,414th person to join bsky
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
We have precedents 😂
Wagering board at Mirage Casino posting odds on “who shot Mr. Burns?” on The Simpsons.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Screen shot from Rocky III in which Clubber Lang says his prediction for the upcoming fight is “pain”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
“Please give us the missing ITG content” “Ok, here’s DJ Party”
Kid opening a Christmas gift and suffering a crushing disappointment.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 23/07/2024
Noted, but you and merriam-webster need to sit down and have a talk 😂
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 14/06/2024
There goes the Ricochet money 😂 #AEW
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Get me Rex Kramer!
News article showing path of plane diverted due to incapacitated pilot.Screenshot from movie “Airplane!” where Elaine is trying to find a passenger to fly the plane.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Bitching about how “fake” the actor’s moustache looked, tells me you didn’t even bother to look at a photo from the actual trial.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
The first thing my eyes saw were “Tommy Dreamer WWE HOF” and it temporarily broke my brain.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Yeah, but why use a photo that makes Darby look like Hornswoggle? #AEW
Article about Sting’s last match accompanied by oddly cropped photo in which Darby is only as tall as Sting’s waist.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
“Five albums in five years is NOT too many!!!!”
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Yep, til 1976
Law enforcement destroying seized pinball machines
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
If any team could break ESPN’s in-game prediction model, it’s the Giants.
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Rather than properly fund a viable path to retirement, they’ve decided it’s way cheaper to fund propaganda trying to convince people how much fun it is to work til you die 🤦‍♂️
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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Simon Templar @simonsez40.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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