Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey Ottawa - come see me headline at Absolute Comedy on Preston Street September 29 - October 4 www.absolutecomedy.ca/ottawa (613)233-8000 for reservations. 000
Reposted by Simon RakoffThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383807575
Reposted by Simon Rakoffdas-active.bsky.social @das-active.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is what it looks like when you can be proud of your country's leader 🙂 youtube.com/shorts/FKZ6_...youtube.comCanadas PM mocks Trump #markcarney #canada #fdt #fafo #funny #jokes #maga #trump #politics #liberalYouTube video by orange face rump 2.0 011
Reposted by Simon RakoffSpudly Do-Right @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Where's the lie? 2095389698
Reposted by Simon RakoffToronto Star @thestar.com · 26/07/2026Just in: Two locations of Jewish-owned bakery Kiva’s had their windows smashed, with one near Yonge Street and St. Clair Avenue West struck by gunfire, Toronto police say.thestar.comWindow broken, gunshot fired at Kiva’s Jewish-owned bakery in Toronto, police sayOfficers said a report of a broken window came in around 8:15 a.m. near Yonge Street and St. Clair Avenue West, according to a post on X. 33016
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Happy Birthday USA! May you soon find your way. 000
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Name a movie that flopped at the box office but is actually great. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus #FilmSkystatic.klipy.comHeath Ledger RolesALT: Heath Ledger Roles 020
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just announced - I'll be headlining at Absolute Comedy Toronto this coming Sunday night. 416-486-7700 for reservations. 000
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 06/05/2026My old summer camp is having a fundraiser. I have fond memories of Camp Gesher from my childhood. Any donation between today and the end of May 7th will be doubled. It's a great place and your help would be most appreciated. Here's a link to learn more dayofgivingcampgesher.crowdchange.ca/146498dayofgivingcampgesher.crowdchange.caCamp Gesher Day of GivingCamp Gesher Day of Giving 000
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My latest Debaters episode is now up online. Listen here link.mgln.ai/imonthedebat...link.mgln.aiThe DebatersListen to The Debaters 000
Reposted by Simon RakoffJohn Wing @johnwing5.bsky.social · 11/04/2026The actual difference between Democrats and Republicans: When Democrats tell you to worry about something, (Climate change, the rule of law, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.) you probably should worry about it. When Republicans tell you (Immigrants, censorship, trans people in bathrooms), you needn't bother. 0114
Reposted by Simon RakoffLady with an opinion @ladymitopinion.bsky.social · 31/03/2026New renderings for the WH 15476681585
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 18/02/2026For all the people who keep asking when can I see you? I'll be doing an opening spot at Absolute Comedy on Yonge Street Saturday night at 8:00. 416-486-7700 for reservations. 000
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Two terrific sets at Absolute Comedy Toronto tonight! Gotta love a crowd that comes out in the deep freeze to laugh. 110
Simon Rakoff @simonrakoff.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Two terrific sets at Absolute Comedy Toronto tonight! Gotta love a crowd that comes out in the deep freeze to laugh. 001
