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Simon Parker

@simonparker.bsky.social
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Public servant in search of a better future. Communities and service users first. Desires to unbuild walls.

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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22h
Electoral reform but only after we have a commission...
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South Park City Council Meeting
ALT: South Park City Council Meeting
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22h
A POLITICIAN JUST MADE AN ACTUAL CHOICE.
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Picard - Klaxon
ALT: Picard - Klaxon
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah but did it have to be The Farm? Among the crapper Madchester acts IMHO.
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Jess McCabe @jessmccabe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham wants a new generation of council housing. But what are local authorities building already? Are they anything like ready to step up to that job? The answers can be found in my latest survey of every council in Britain: www.insidehousing.co.uk/insight/bigg...
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Biggest Council House Builders 2026
Which councils built the most homes in Britain last year? Jess McCabe reveals Inside Housing’s exclusive data
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well I've just discovered a small tax liability that has been following me around since 2022 because HMRC's amazing system hadn't managed to issue a bill. I've filled in at least two self-assessments over this period. Sigh.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Over the summer, I re-ran a few of the questions that we ran previously in 2022, '24 and '25 about how people perceive their local area (polling by @yougov.co.uk).
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need to raise more tax, not less, and you can't get it all from people on £100k.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We starve councils of funding and power for 16 years then say the answer to their problems is even more central government. Really, think tanks, we can be a bit more creative. If Westminster has £9.2bn to nationalise social care, then it also has £9.2bn that could just fund councils properly.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I come from a thousand years of West Country peasantry. If you want to talk about blut and erde I am your absolute boy. And if Englishness was an ethnicity I think I would know about it.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok I've just read yet another report saying UK pension funds should be heavily incentivised to invest in domestic business and infrastructure. My question is why they don't do this already? The obvious answer is that British business doesn't deliver good enough returns?
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The British invented slavery so they could have the pleasure of abolishing it.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think we know who the real patriots are here.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Politics atm is either cakeism (you don't have to choose) or scapegoating (a group you don't like - the rich/disabled/immigrants - will pay). They're both dead ends. I'm no fan of fiscal discipline for its own sake, but we really do need to prioritise, and that means choices.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also as someone who lives in a market town in an otherwise very rural part of Essex... I am confused to learn that the main issue affecting us is regulating blood sports.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fair funding review penalised places that have kept their council tax low, but stops the losers from raising their tax to compensate. I think that's a mistake. Time to scrap the 5% referendum limit.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The latest on that plan to make kids take GCSEs that reflect the local economy... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
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Revealed: the UK towns with the fewest jobs for young people
Rotherham has 46 online vacancies for every 1,000 young people but there are 288 in Cotswold district council area
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The British public has no idea how much coursework there should be in GCSEs. It's like asking them whether they prefer daddy or chips. There is too much polling.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We shall not rest until every child in Herefordshire has a GCSE in cider.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have just discovered Danny Bones and my god the far right imagination is both grim and impoverished. Be careful - there are actual Nazis out there.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Forget civilisation or barbarism, the real choice is HR or country.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The general public has no idea about this. I have no idea about this. There is too much polling.
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UCL @ucl.ac.uk · 07/09/2026
We're delighted to see Professor Marc Stears, Director of @uclpolicylab.bsky.social and Pro-Provost for Policy Engagement, appointed as a Special Advisor to the Prime Minister. 🔗 www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2026/sep/ucl-aca…
Professor Marc Stears, Director, UCL Policy Lab and Pro-Provost for Policy Engagement.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But what does it mean? LGR cancelled? Scaled back? No one really knows yet? Large parts of the county left in limbo. If district council elections go ahead next year that implies vesting days in 2029 which is cutting it very fine indeed.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The most shocking fact in here is that The Canary has a headcount of about 50 staff. Really? www.theguardian.com/media/2026/s...
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Canary staff not paid amid fears for news website’s future
Outlet faced significant financial challenges after it had funds blocked by bank without explanation
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trying to be open-minded on this. Can anyone steelman why approving would be the right call? I don't really see the benefit (yes jobs and tax, but not very much of either in the grand scheme).
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It is possible to recover from the sort of delirium America has descended into, but it needs tough, uncompromising leadership that insists on liberal democratic norms. Hungary and Poland sort of found it. Maybe the US can too?
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I, too, would simply focus on growth.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good: 6-9 months of work experience for civil servants. Better: reduce the size of the civil service and give the money to mayors and local authorities instead.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the thing. Taxing the rich more is only stupid if you expect to raise loads of money. There are other, very good, reasons to tax the rich more.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Not very surprised face.
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Very good thread explaining why Reform's proposals are not the "Dutch model" ands are very unlikely to deliver Dutch results ..
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only thing that might make this ok is that EVs have already won. They are cheaper over the life cycle and upfront costs are falling all the time. Like solar... it's just better tech.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It remains the case that most councils are run well by decent people who want to do the right thing.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm sceptical about the edgelord explanations here. Rod Liddle was a member of the SWP. Those guys are the most po-faced bunch of gulag guards you will ever meet. No one joins them for the flamboyant edginess.
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Zoe Williams @zoesqwilliams.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wrote a thing about Rod Liddle www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I knew Rod Liddle and hated what he became. He would have wanted me to say so | Zoe Williams
A man who prized blunt speaking has been selectively eulogised. There’s a balance between decency and honesty: I’m sad he caused such harm, says Guardian columnist Zoe Williams
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well the Bsky pile-on is a new experience for me. Original posts deleted and the less polite blocked. Doesn't seem in the spirit of this place really, but will be more careful next time.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The irony is business rates is that they were designed to be a massive giveaway. The overall take is capped in real terms. In a very real sense it never goes up!
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Is there anything more tiresome than watching former lefties age into reaction?
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We are finally abandoning our failed experiment with the radical centralisation of political and economic power. I have spent my whole career arguing for this. It's a good day. The question for me is what happens next with councils - more power for mayors goes nowhere if the tier beneath is bust.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
How not to do a national care service... I think more money and empowering #localgov are critical to success, especially if you want to contain cost.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It might be bigoted, but it might not be.
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Plenty of time in the schedule for Hugh Gaitskell to come over in the mid-afternoon and shag Ann while Ian's lobster hunting
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is very good. Local authorities are still going bust. www.themj.co.uk/burnham-boos...
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Burnham to boost mayors' spending power
Prime Minister Andy Burham is preparing to announce a significant boost to mayors' spending power later this week, it has been reported. Burnham is expected to...
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Counterpoint: this often happens because the important person is under a lot of pressure to make something change, and all they hear from their teams is that it can't happen.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Shaddap you face by Jo Dolce.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Drop a crush from your youth.
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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It's a comic strip based on the Andy Capp comics of the 70s and 80s. Panel 1: Andy Burnham is doing his speech outside no 10. "'Ow do" "It's time to change politics…"
Panel 2: He is inside no 10. His wife (who is portrayed by Andy Capp's wife Flo) is approaching him. "’Ey up pet... done me speech, no lecturn… proper man o’ the people…" she says "That’s champion pet… I’ve washed y’ black t-shirts"
Panel 3: He looks to camera "Christ! hope y’ din’t tumble dry me Louis Vuitton?!" She looks to camera.
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Jennifer Williams @jenwilliamsft.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A bit from me about how the new northern No 10 is taking shape (and how Whitehall seems to be trying to Manchesterify) as.ft.com/r/a2d0b7a7-3...
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Andy Burnham’s ‘Number 10 North’ is already up and running
Government intends Manchester office to be ‘engine room of devolution and good growth in every postcode’
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The new Department of the PM and Cabinet is genuinely a good development. It will allow much better coordination of whole-of-government strategy. Gold star. But the other thing the centre of government needs to do is reform the civil service. Important that side of the job not ignored.
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Simon Parker @simonparker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hire them all locally you cowards.
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