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Simon McNeil

@simonm223.bsky.social
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Artist, critic, weirdo pomo leftist. Opinions do not represent anybody else. Ask me my opinions on wizards. He / Him Blogger at simonmcneil.com

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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 13h
Also there's the question of whether it actually is secondary world. It kind of lives in the Shanarra space of "actually it's earth but reshaped by magical apocalypse"
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
What do you make of Pheby?
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
Yeah lol probably
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
I guess what I should take from this is that my kid likes Wes Craven movies and their descendants far more than Sam Raimi movies (Spider-Man excluded) and their descendants.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
But Evil Dead Burn she was like "I can't watch this, it's too upsetting."
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
Evil Dead Burn is the only horror movie my otherwise slasher-buff kid noped out of. (I showed her A Nightmare on Elm Street yesterday and she said it was fun and she wants to see more Freddy movies. She's a big fan of Scream too. She saw Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness and called them "boring".)
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 19h
Helpful dosage calculator tells me that my latest batch of edibles is probably ~75 mg per serving.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
American political discoursers in Shakespeare's time: Mercutio: A pox on both your houses. Democrats: Wow so you want the Republicans to win? Republicans: Sounds like something a dumbocrat would say.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
For those who are thinking about such things, Castlevania: Nocturne is a far better Castlevania cartoon than the Ellis run. And Warren Ellis had no part of it.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
For posterity.
Milo Smith describes Tom Morello, who is not white, as a "white privilege millionaire". They have made this same post at least twice and tend to delete it when they get pushback that Morello is not, in fact, a receiver of white privilege.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
You know, when you delete your bad takes, you should delete every instance of that bad take. Particularly when you have posted it multiple times.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
Ah they deleted. That was wise.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
While it's true Morello inherited much from his parents the key thing appears to have been an ideological commitment to dismantling colonialism.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 21h
Got to love when somebody is just this factually wrong about something. No need for the vagaries of The Discourse (tm) here. They're just wrong. Tom Morello isn't white. His father was Kenya's first ambassador to the United Nations after having been part of the Mau Mau uprising.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 22h
You might not impoverish the mold queen. But you might make Tim Hortons consider whether to do the next brand ativation.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 22h
There is a value to loudly telling businesses that partner with Potter that you will not shop there during their partnerships because then the businesses will learn that people think Transphobia is bad and will inform their shopping habits.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 22h
The one difference is the average W:tA group wouldn't chase the executives out of the building before they blew it up. :p
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 26/06/2026
Werewolf: The Apocalypse
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Watched slasher movies way too young on VHS and HBO" vs "didn't" seems more real to me than the Gen-X/millennial divide
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Pspooko @pseudo310.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHUV...
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Critters 2 Critterball
YouTube video by Mark_ Made_It
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me: When I was nine I watched a Wes Craven movie where an invisible killer drags a woman to the ceiling before slashing her to death with razors. The room fills with blood. My moots: When I was little there was a spooky face in a cartoon book.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am now learning that I was the only one among my Bluesky moots watching slasher movies way too young. LOL
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The dream sequence where Nancy sees Tina in the body bag during English class before getting chased around by Freddy was almost directly paralleled with the scene in Scream 3 where Sidney sees her mother in a body bag before getting chased around by Ghost Face.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This scene especially fucked me up at 9. Now I'm just like "yeah, fuckin' get Johnny Depp Freddy."
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Come On Down Swallow
ALT: Come On Down Swallow
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Nightmare on Elm Street. I was nine at the time. I re-watched it yesterday and it definitely still holds up. Although it was funny to note how much of Nightmare's DNA there is in the Scream movies. Especially Scream 3.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/c7zOdWROw5s?...
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Twin Warriors clip Jun Bo recues Su Len
YouTube video by Gatorson The 54th
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honorable mention to the final confrontation between Sam and Richie in Scream 5.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's a five-way tie between Trinity & Morpheus on the highway in Matrix Reloaded, Neo vs Smith in Matrix Revolutions, Neo & Trinity escape the horde in Matrix Resurrection, the last fight in Iron Monkey and the Tai Chi Master saber fight.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That is quite the Kubrick stare on her
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Getting rid of Trump alone won't fix this
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Unapologetic Lee 🇨🇦 @ogcanada.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social, how about you stop pretending you like us more than our money? Even if that weren't true, why subject ourselves to your invasion of our privacy? dailyhive.com/canada/cellp...
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Canadians face phone searches without suspicion at U.S. border | Daily Hive | National
A recent U.S. court ruling has affirmed that border officers can conduct searches of travellers’ cellphones without warrant or suspicion.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You want us back? Depose Trump and abolish ICE
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well offline until D&D time. It's our October game so I have sufficiently halloweeny antics prepared for my players. Conveniently they haven't finished with the undead theme dungeon from the September session so I mostly just needed to paint new monster art for previously planned encounters.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(Seriously I know that TV fandoms are politically illiterate but if One Piece were any clearer on the "prisons are bad, slavery is bad, government is bad, be ungovernable" theming it'd have to just be the cast of One Piece reading random texts from The Anarchist Library into the camera.)
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might be a struggle with Anarchy Piece but I think Nebula will take you on as long as your takes are unhinged enough.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aw hell. Bamboozled. Well even so. :P
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Either that or they'll hang everything on making Reed Richards the new surrogate dad for Spider Man since Tom Holland is still young and has the most popular movies left and since the Fantastic Four cross paths with Spider Man a lot in the comics.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suspect that one thing the movie will try to do is establish a successor relationship dynamic to drive the post-Doomsday MCU movies.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to really highlight that this is an in-the-tent critique. And it's probably part of the reasoning behind bringing back RDJ to play Doom along with bringing back Chris Evans - they haven't established a *new* Tony / Steve dynamic so they'll try to back-fill with a simulacrum of it.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You don't want to know what Doom does to that baby but, let's just say, Srđan Spasojević was reportedly horrified.
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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the Sentionaut scene lives rent free in my head
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sickos.jpg
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's not darkness. It's maintenance.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So, of course, six characters who nobody particularly cares about anymore will die. They will either be the characters of actors who would really like to stop playing capes all the time or they will be the characters who market-tested weakest.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A core critique of the MCU right now is that there are too many characters; there's no focus, no main character. Those people who are fans of the MCU complain that the absence of the Tony / Steve dynamic has left the franchise bloated and directionless.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only darkness here is that of art as corporate property.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And this is because there were no stakes. It was a *consolidation* where alternate versions of characters could be winnowed down to a canon version and where popular characters from elseworld stories could be brought in to play with all the old faves.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I suspect that the Avengers Doomsday comics will be a lead in to Secret Wars where the multiverse collapses and Doctor Doom becomes God Emperor until Reed Richards hugs it out with Molecule Man who is secretly Doom's god battery. I read that comic series. It had the emotional heft of a feather.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The MCU guys aren't watching anything directed by E. Elias Merhige.
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Simon McNeil @simonm223.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They would have turned Killing of a Sacred Deer off and complained it was boring before it got to all the torture which would have discomfited them had they bothered watching it.
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