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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is baseless slander from the RADICAL JEDI’S who just decided to rebrand as the “frats”.‼️🚨 Across Canada, folks like my constituent John Citizen (who isn’t me btw) agree that I was the bestest, more awesome and charismatic Minister of Finance in our history Let’s continue the work with LG 💚

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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He) @notsimonhempsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As an unbiased third party actor who is NOT Simon He, this is pure SLANDER 😡 He did more for me (who is NOT Simon He) than anyone else. My savings and standards of living went up by 6-7x times MINIMUM. So who cares if he didn’t pass his own bill, allegedly. It was probably AI ANYWAYS.

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As the BEST FINANCE MINISTER IN THE LAST 67 YEARS, I endorse the LG party!!! We need an actual party that will stand for a Greene and Luxus Canada, unlike standing for “Frats” (Is that the new line that CNFPAC gave you? 🤔) @trevyng.bsky.social Let’s build a Greene Canada 💚

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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He) @notsimonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wow as a totally new undecided voter who is NOT Simon He, I am voting for this party!!! I am greenemaxxing this year 💚

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Jacob Greene (Parody) - Leader of LuxGreene @jacobgreenempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We are making a movement for everyone, imagine Canada, as great as it as, but as successful as LUXUSBOURG. A tiny but prosperous nation, we will achieve that through the means of Green(e) politics, stay tuned.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

📍 LIVE: The Minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue is debating Government Bill C-2 in the House of Commons. ••• 📍 EN DIRECT : Le ministre des Finances et du Revenu National Gêlé débat le projet de loi gouvernemental C-2 à la Chambre des communes. @simonhempsp.bsky.social

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The Hon. S.M. Bélanger, PC, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The Shadow Minister and my Critic for Canadian Heritage (@ayeshampsp.bsky.social) ENDORSED using Lightsabers as a “tool” for teaching children. Ergo, scar and punish them. Our past with corporal punishment in institutions has not been a pretty one, and I invite the member to take back her words.

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Hon. Trevor Ng PC MPSP @trevyng.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

The PPC must be reprimanded for their most concerning use of AI deepfake technology in official messaging. Apprehensive. I am formally requesting the Ethics Commissioner pursue the use of deepfake technology and its implication for data security. Perchance

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

🎶When’s the cat’s away, the mice will play…🎶 This guy clearly wants his Leader’s Job. Who else from the Jedi caucus will be auditioning for the upcoming Jedi Leadership election ?

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The Hon. S.M. Bélanger, PC, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

STEP DOWN ❎ STEP UP ✅ Step up for Canadians! Vive Le Canada Froid!!!!

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Hon. Imène Berkati @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

With our Snow Rebate Program, Canadians citizens with excess snow will be able to sell it and receive rewarding checks from our government. This will ensure an equal snowfall everywhere, and will put money directly into the pockets of Canadians ❄️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

THE JEDI LEADERSHIP CIRCUS IS OFFICIALLY OPEN. 🎪 Mackenzie’s own Finance Critic, @trevyng.bsky.social, wants her OUT and just launched a leadership bid — four days before Parliament even comes back. If they can’t even keep their leader, how are they supposed to run the country? Complete chaos.

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xaviertait.bsky.social @xaviertait.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Here at the PPC, we value working with all Arctic creatures and beings, especially those that have faced Jedi persecution. As such, we are opening recruitment to Wampas in the Armed Forces, strengthening our defensive capabilities to fully command the tundra.

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xaviertait.bsky.social @xaviertait.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

As one of my first acts as Minister of Defence, I will be officially renaming the Canadian Armed Forces to the “Canadian Polar Bear Armed Forces”. In accordance with our nation’s polar essence, our government’s motto for Canada’s national defence strategy is: “Chill out, or get iced out.”

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

BREAKING: Jedi Finance critic endorses our Polar plan to axe the Cold Tax, remove GST off frozen goods, remove taxes that will save families between 6-7,000$ per year and balance the budget!!!🔥🔥

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The Jedi leader dodged congratulating the government for creating 67,000 new jobs in the iceberg industry this month. Where is she ? ••• La Cheffe Jedi a évité de féliciter le gouvernement pour la création de 67,000 emplois dans l’industrie des icebergs ce mois-ci. Où se cache-t-elle ?

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

“Jobs and Families Minister @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social says the work was tough, but putting Canada first and ending the Preschool-Jedi’s childish, job-killing preschool fantasies is what jump-started employment.” — Edmonton Journal

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

ICYMI: The Speech from the Throne will be delivered tomorrow at 4pm—by His Excellency, Right Hon. Governor General of 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social ••• RAPPEL: Le discours du Trône sera prononcé demain à 16h—par Son Excellence, Le Très Hon. Gouverneur Général du 🇨🇦 @rchangMPSP.bsky.social

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Hon. Tatenda Musundire 👀 @tatenda-mpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Hey look, Mom. I made it. 🥹

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Hon. Oscar Lavitt @oscarlavittmpsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Headed to Ottawa to represent the good people of Winnipeg North. Thank you to all my constituents who have placed their confidence in me and the @polarmpsp.bsky.social . Together, we will deliver a strong, cold, and safe Canada for ourselves, and generations to come. #cold#ppcmpsp

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

1/2 Canadians gave us a clear mandate: to stand up for our country and build a strong economy that works for everyone. To deliver that change, we must act with urgency and determination. Read my mandate letter to Canada’s new Ministry:

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

2/2 La population Canadienne nous a donné un mandat clair : nous tenir debout pour ce pays et bâtir une économie forte. Alors, nous devons agir de toute urgence, avec détermination. Voici la lettre de mandat que j’ai adressée au nouveau Conseil des ministres du Canada :

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Hon. Katanan Touré, O.C, M.P. @katanan-mpsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The greatest, most coldest government in history 😤🥶

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Hon. Evan Roche, M.P. @evanroche.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Honoured to work alongside @alexandre-bloskie.bsky.social to bring back free trade with New Frengland. We have been strategizing our approach, and we are confident that our plan outlined in Bill C-67 will drop all tariffs. 🇨🇦

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Hon. Aislinn Main @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

There have been three consecutive snow days for schools in my riding of Brampton North-Caledon… foreshadowing? ❄️☃️ Get hype. - Your PPC Minister of Jobs and Families #jediscouldnever #jedisfearfun #snowdays4life

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Bro doesn’t know about the constitutional Cabinet Secrecy !

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Hon. Imène Berkati @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Well said! Governing Canada means facing our cool identity, not escaping is in a flying car like this corrupt Preschool-Jedi government has been doing for the past 6-7 years.

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Hon. Aislinn Main @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

i ❤️ frozen food

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week! Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

2/2 Le Canada est une destination de choix pour celles et ceux qui souhaitent travailler, étudier et bâtir leur vie — et l’immigration est essentielle à la croissance de notre économie. C’est pourquoi nous renforçons notre système d’immigration ⬆️

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

With minister @evanroche.bsky.social and Parl Sec @alexandre-bloskie.bsky.social, we’ve got a strong team to stand up for our country and put an END to N.F. Tariffs on our icebergs, timbits and hockey stick lumber! We will get the job done and build the strongest economy in the G-6-7.

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Hon. Tatenda Musundire 👀 @tatenda-mpsp.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

The world’s most beautiful Transport Policy and the gorgeous minister responsible for it.

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

@quanah-mpsp.bsky.social and @mpspjosh.bsky.social Preschool Who’s Bill Act never came into force after royal assent as it didn’t have a coming into force section. I’ll use my real procedure prime ministerial prerogative on Day 1 as PM to repeal it under the Annual Statutes of Repeal Report.

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

WATCH👇 Polar National Defence Minister Grills Jedi MP on children safety.

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Il y a un mois, nous sommes entrés dans l’histoire en remportant le plus grand nombre de sièges de toute l’histoire MPSP. Dans seulement 3 jours, notre gouvernement prêtera serment avec deux objectifs clairs : abolir la taxe froide Préscolaire-Jedi et bâtir l’économie la plus forte du G-6-7.

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

One month ago, we made history by winning the largest seat count in all MPSP history. In just 3 days, our government will be sworn in with two goals in mind : axing the Preschool-Jedi Cold Tax and building the strongest economy in the G-6-7.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

1/2 Canada is a destination of choice for people looking for a new place to work, study, and build their lives – and immigration is key to growing our economy. That’s why we're strengthening our immigration system⬇️

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Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP @emmamaelind.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

As the Minister of Fisheries and Eighth sea I am proud to lead Canada, through flooding of Nunavut for the creation of the world’s eight sea totally owned by Canada!!!!

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Rt. Hon. Sajdah Hema @theehonourable.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

With me as the Minister of Immigration, Citizenship, and Refugees, I promise to make Canada 🆒. We are a nation built on opportunity, innovation, and an unapologetic love of snow, and that will never change!! Vive le froid❄️❄️❄️

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The world wants what Canada has to offer — and we will deliver: the world’s eighth sea. Nunavut will lead the way. 🌊🐠🇨🇦 ••• Le monde veut ce que le Canada possède—et nous livrerons: la huitième mer du monde. Le Nunavut montrera la voie. 🌊🐠🇨🇦

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Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP @emmamaelind.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I would also like to note I am aware of the Standing Committee being formed to question this CANADIAN WANTED policy. I say let the committee committee as they would be FOOLISH to not find that Canadians not only WANT this but NEED it!!! #PolarParty

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

While you’re struggling, these Rt. Hons. have never had it so good. Your new govt will freeze their pensions until the budget is balanced. ••• Ces Très. Hon. vivent leur belles vies pendant que vous coupez vos dépenses. Votre nouveau govt gèlera leurs pensions jusqu’à ce que le budget soit balancé.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

“Rising Star minister @xaviertait.bsky.social is getting it done” 🇨🇦 ••• « La star montante ministre @xaviertait.bsky.social livre à une intensité jamais vue » 🇨🇦

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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Very proud of hard working minister @xaviertait.bsky.social. We won’t give up our country, that’s why we’re keeping our borders safe…while the Jedis are playing lightsabers with our sovereignty! #CanadaFirst 🇨🇦

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Hon. Evan Roche, M.P. @evanroche.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

It’s time to bring back accountability in politics 🙏 Many of these former PMs are collecting taxpayer dollars for a lavish lifestyle while we are facing the largest trade crisis in our history. A Polar government will be responsible, prioritizing Canadian industry and new international relations.

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Hon. Oscar Lavitt @oscarlavittmpsp.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

I’ve been hearing chatter that the Jedi and Lego parties can’t handle the cold. The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is not only chillin, but we’re grilling up policies for a colder Canada 🥶❄️🇨🇦 Looking forward to seeing everyone when the house resumes! Bring your parka and your toque…

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The Hon. S.M. Bélanger, PC, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

We need to turn Ottawa into one of the premier capitals of the world. Therefore, as PPC Heritage Minister, I am proposing a redesign of Ottawa’s streetscape. Every building shall be Neogothic with Snow Brick construction! Now we’ll boost international presence, our culture, and tourism! SMB

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Hon. Aislinn Main @aislinnmpsp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

“Out”…side, enjoying the snow? Why yes, yes we are!☃️❄️

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