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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

The only thing hibernating right now is the Jedi Party. While the Jedis fear the cold and go take a nap the PPC will be there ready to deliver for Canadians when the house returns this coming week! Although our jokes may not be “cool” I can assure you our policies literally and figuratively are. ❄️🌨️

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

THANK YOU AIRDRIE-COCHRANE! I am grateful to serve in the house once again, this time representing Alberta, and more importantly, as a member of the Polar Party of Canada. Things are about to get chilly 🥶

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Do you feel that? The chillness in the wind, the cold breeze flowing down your spine, and the gentle kiss of snowflakes as they fall and melt onto your skin. Winter is here, and for the sake of all Canadians it must be here to stay. Today I join @polarmpsp.bsky.social, and I say let it snow ❄️

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

URGENT UPDATE My office has officially begun its investigation on defence minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social. As we began, an anonymous member shared with me the following photos suggesting that House Speaker @romeompsp.bsky.social could be involved. I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

These policies are absolutely absurd! With a permanent brat summer, how will preschoolers make snowmen and build snow forts in winter? With nationalized iced coffees, how will we have nap time? And with brat culture in schools, how will we ever learn our ABCs? A PPP government will never allow this!

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Anthony Haddad MPSP @anthonympsp.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Watching the Brat Party as Official Opposition is like watching a messy group project where they refuse to collaborate but love to criticize. Zero teamwork, just negative vibes and hostility. Are we governing or gossiping? 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼#BrainRotParliament @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I would also like welcome @emilelangloismpsp.bsky.social to the preschool cabinet. With a brainrotter in cabinet, we can assure that all voices are heard, allowing for equal representation across the playground.

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

It has been an honoured to be officially sworn in today as Canada’s Minister of Timeouts/Offence. I promise to serve all Preschoolers faithfully in this position!

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Wonderful time out on the field today handing out candy canes with my fellow minister @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social. Together we are making sure our preschoolers are well fed, well energized, and prepared to capture Santa come Christmas Day.

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

It is my absolute honour to have been appointed as Minister of Offence by our glorious leader! I promise to do my absolute best to make sure our people are in tip top shape for anything to come, and that the playground remains a place where any preschooler is safe to eat crayons!

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

Maturity is something that can only be determined by actions, and mark my words, a group of well rested, post nap time preschoolers, will do more in parliament than any over caffeinated brat. #preschooltime

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 13/10/2024

@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social what did you say? The moment you opened your mouth I was 😪😴. I mean if things don’t work out for you in your current party, your speaking skills could be used in the @ppppmpsp.bsky.social to help with nap time!

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Parti préscolaire | Preschool Party @ppppmpsp.bsky.social · 02/10/2024

WE UP BABYYYY /// GAGNIONS!! GAGNIONS!!

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RIGHT Hon. MPSP MP Dominique Bustamante @domimpsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

My PM, your PM our PM🙏✨

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Welcome to the team buddy! Can’t wait to share some cool aid together 🥳

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Jake Leeson, MP @jakeleeson.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

After much discussion; I’m happy to announce that I’m joining the Preschool Party. Thanks to @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social, together we will bring the fun back to Parliament!

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

Preschoolers, what comes after 2? 3! And with that a third has been recruited tonight! Welcome to the Preschool Party @alectweddellmpsp.bsky.social! An extra shoutout to @jakeleeson.bsky.social and @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social! Thanks for joining, we look forward to seeing you on the playground!

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2024

After some discussion, I am happy to announce that the honourable @nathanbeanmpsp.bsky.social and the honourable @jakeleeson.bsky.social have been convinced to officially joined the Preschool Party! Welcome to the team Nate and Jake! Can’t wait to work with you to bring forth universal nap time! 😴

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

Update: managing my boredom with some preschool party shit 😁

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Hon. MPSP MP Samuel Crosara @samcrosarampsp.bsky.social · 26/09/2024

It is late and this lecture is boring. NEED. NAP. TIME.

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Rt. Hon Josh Klein (he/him/il) @mpspjosh.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Skibidi toilet? Sounds like someone needs potty training

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