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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He)

@notsimonhempsp.bsky.social
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A real, honest, undecided, neutral and patriotic citizen of Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques who is 100% not the Honorable @simonhempsp.bsky.social from the same riding. Mpsp parody

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As the BEST FINANCE MINISTER IN THE LAST 67 YEARS, I endorse the LG party!!! We need an actual party that will stand for a Greene and Luxus Canada, unlike standing for “Frats” (Is that the new line that CNFPAC gave you? 🤔) @trevyng.bsky.social Let’s build a Greene Canada 💚
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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He) @notsimonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow as a totally new undecided voter who is NOT Simon He, I am voting for this party!!! I am greenemaxxing this year 💚
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Jacob Greene (Parody) - Leader of LuxGreene @jacobgreenempsp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are making a movement for everyone, imagine Canada, as great as it as, but as successful as LUXUSBOURG. A tiny but prosperous nation, we will achieve that through the means of Green(e) politics, stay tuned.
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The Jedi revolt continues… Today we learn that MP Ng has lost the courage he showed when he spoke out against the N.F. tariffs. He’s chosen to stay in caucus in exchange for a finance critic role — hardly a first choice for his leader, but he’ll settle for leftovers. He isn’t worth the heat!
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
La révolte Jedi se poursuit… On apprend aujourd’hui que le député Ng a perdu le courage qu’il affichait lorsqu’il dénonçait les tarifs de la N.F. Il a choisi de rester au caucus en échange d’un poste de critique aux Finances: loin d’être le premier choix de sa cheffe, mais il se contente des restes.
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Funny how the “Second Best” party is talking, the only thing y’all are moving forward is y’alls feed on Bluesky Go touch snow 🤷‍♂️ We are actually moving forward the COLDEST budget that will Make the Arctic Great Again 🥶 But will Trevor the Traitor support Canada first or NF first as finance critic?
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Good news: The Jedis finally recognize what’s at stake. Bad news: The Leader’s courage apparently didn’t get the memo. ••• Bonne nouvelle: Les Jedis reconnaissent enfin ce qui est en jeu. Mauvaise nouvelle: Le courage de la Cheffe, lui, n’a visiblement pas reçu le mémo.
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Give it to the Jedi Leader for pushing away a member who disagreed with her over the Timbits tariffs from N.F. Why the cover up, Mackenzie ? ••• Il n’y a que la Cheffe Jedi pour écarter un député à la suite d’un désaccord sur les tarifs N.F contre nos timbits. Que cachez-vous, Mackenzie ?
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Already busy standing up for all Canadians since we are: AXING THE TAX 🪓 BUILDING THE IGLOOS 🧊 FIGHTING THE TARIFFS 💸 BUILDING THE WALL 🧱 FREEZING THE DEBT ❄️ In under 67 days we have done more for Canadians by delivering a GENERATIONAL budget than the Radical Jedi-Preschoolers will ever do
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
More than the Jedi’s will ever have 🤷‍♂️ Quite ironic that the NF puppet Shadow Minister of Finance who DIDN’T even mention ONCE the NF tariffs in their platform is talking about puppets Why is “Treacherous” Trevor never mentioning that he got over 67M$ from CNFPAC? 🤔
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Jedi Party to-do list: ❌ Have more than 67 seats ❌ Fix the economy ❌ Not being in the Sith files ❌ Stop being NF puppets ✅ Being the smallest opposition party in history ✅ Only argument that they were ever relevant is when they were considered for the PPC Is this the best that NF can buy? 🤔
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
This is the first time an official opposition is THIS FAAAAAR (-50) behind the governing party. You’ve achieved the worst score any Opposition Leader has had in 25 years of MPSP while I achieved the biggest as PM. Thank you Minister @simonhempsp.bsky.social for building the Polar movement.
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Kinda funny how the number 2 choice of Canadians are talking rn Last time that I went to the house I haven’t seen y’all on the government benches 🥱 Matter of fact I haven’t seen y’all anywhere except in the halls of NF 🤷‍♂️
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Hon. Amir Sabatino M.P @amirsabatinofakemp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
The Jedi mind tricks will not work on the hard working people of Canada. Our party is moving forward with our plans come January and no amount of jedi mind tricks will prevent us from making Canada Cold Again! #ViveleFroid
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Truth nuke
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
If anything, I’ll make you the minister of AI because that’s AI right there… My first & only option for minister of Finance and National Frozen Revenue was & will always be Doctor @simonhempsp.bsky.social. His experience speaks for itself I’m looking forward to Jedis voting for his budget.
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Glad to see a Jedi member finally acknowledge that New Frengland is a real threat. Too bad his leader remains silent, even as our Tim Hortons workers face a 67% tariff on Timbits productivity. 👇👇👇
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
AFTER CAREFUL REFLECTION AND DISCUSSION WITH THE OPPOSITION PARTIES, MY GOVERNMENT HAS DECIDED NOT TO PUBLISH THE SITH FILES IN OUR FIRST MANDATE AND WILL CEASE FURTHER COMMENTARY ON THE SUBJECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What a great choice to not release the SITH HOAX (which I’m not in) I’ve always been the loudest opponent of releasing the files. We need to protect the privacy of those who are in it (which I’m not) And anyways they don’t exist But if it did, they aren’t that bad And the Jedi are in there more
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Wanted to precise that I am totally NOT in the files btw 🙅
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Thank you, Canada, merci! Highest seat count in 24 years of MPSP. A strong historic mandate. I’ll give my best each day to build Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦 ••• Plus grand nombre de sièges en 24 ans de MPSP. Mandat fort historique. Je donnerai mon meilleur chaque jour pour bâtir un Canada Cool. 🆒🇨🇦
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
SAVE THE DATE — our new Polar cabinet will be sworn in on January 11! We’re ready to build #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦 ••• RÉSERVEZ LA DATE — notre nouveau cabinet Polaire sera assermenté le 11 Janvier! On est prêt à bâtir un #CanadaCool ❄️🇨🇦
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Truth nuke!!!
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Canada, meet your future Finance Minister and your…Future Shadow Finance Minister. @simonhempsp.bsky.social
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I would like the Opposition to know that I do IN-FACT own an air fryer and won’t accept these baseless lies But do you know what I have and they don’t? An actual degree in Economics A plan for our country Motion Not being in the Sith files and able to be in proximity of young Padawan academies
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Also suspicious that he hasn’t commented on the Sith files yet 🤔 I am hearing rumors that he was maybe even on the spaceship to the Sith planet with those Padawans 🤢 Just how deep is the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool deep state? #FirePartisanGGRyanChang #ReleaseTheSithFiles
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Uhm based? Based and snowpilled even?
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
……. Preschool : 79 seats Polars : 114 seats
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When did I ever claim to be anti-O’Barbie? I built the O’Barbie Party from thin ice and went on to become the most successful Minister of National Defence. In fact, I created the original template. If this costly partisan Jedi-Preschool GG keeps getting on my nerve, I’ll defund his job!
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Hon. Imène Berkati @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Bourassa, je vous remercie ! Merci à tous mes constituants pour votre confiance envers moi et envers le Parti Polaire pour vous représenter à Ottawa. Ensemble, construisons un Canada cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
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Hon. Imène Berkati @imene-mpsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Bourassa, thank you! I would like to thank all my constituents for trusting me and the Polar Party of Canada to represent you in Ottawa. Together, let’s build a Canada Cool 🆒🇨🇦❄️
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Hon. Emma Lindstrom MPSP @emmamaelind.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
So excited to see totally random educated Canadian citizens who definitely aren’t MP Simon He stand up and inform others of the great policies coming from the PPC on igloos! ❄️
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
If my colleague ever took any engineering class before, he would know that Igloo’s provide warmth and are BUILT with Canadian snow and hands Although I should had known that NF doesn’t bribe their puppets based on education 🤷‍♂️ Homes won’t just be an abstract concept under us, they will be reality
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Thanks for your trust in our COLD mandate! Although slight correction, for the first time since the Jedi-Preschoolers ruined our economy, our credit score ISN’T going to worsen since we are going to FREEZE THE DEBT 🧊 We’re going to have a generational budget and I already CHILLS thinking about it🥶
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
He granted royal assent to Canada’s worst law “Quanah’s Cold Tax Bill C-2” and now he’s upset Canadians voted for change after the Preschool-Jedis’ 6-7 years in office. If you want to fire the partisan Preschool-Jedi GG @rchangmpsp.bsky.social, complete this survey: fire-partisan-GG-RyanChang.ca.
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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He) @notsimonhempsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet… And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
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John Citizen (Totally Not Simon He) @notsimonhempsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The PPC hasn’t build any homes yet because they are not in power yet… And their plan is to build igloos, not homes. After over 6-7 years of being homeless under the “Outer-space home before real homes” budget of the RADICAL Jedi-Preschool agenda, I have enough of these anti-Canadian policies!
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RT.Hon. Summer Yang PC OC MP @summeryang.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
And this my friend, is true leadership Someone who brings people together, who unites everyone. Congratulations to my wonderful @polarmpsp.bsky.social on forming government. And I’m so proud of @romeompsp.bsky.social @aureliempsp.bsky.social @luciendaympsp.bsky.social This epic team made history!
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Canada just elected a Polar government — and Polars are ready to build #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦 ••• Le Canada vient tout juste d’élire un gouvernement Polaire — et les Polaires sont prêts à bâtir un #CanadaCool 🆒🇨🇦
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Je viens de voter. 🗳️ Assurez-vous de le faire aussi. #CanadaCool ••• I just voted. 🗳️ Make sure you do, too. #CanadaCool
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Polls are now open all across Canada! Get out and vote #CanadaCool 🗳️🇨🇦 ••• Les bureaux de vote sont maintenant ouverts partout au Canada. Allez voter pour un #CanadaCool 🗳️🇨🇦
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
We need to get our economy on the road to recovery. Vote Polar✅ ••• Il est temps de remettre notre économie sur la bonne voie. Votez Polaire✅
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Great news! The MPSP results confirm our Polar Caucus has added another seat. Thank you, Canada. We will build a cooler future together. 🇨🇦 ••• Excellente nouvelle! Les résultats MPSP confirment que notre caucus Polaire ajoute un siège. Merci, Canada. Nous bâtirons ensemble un avenir plus cool. 🇨🇦
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Your Leader likes me more than she likes you!
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Rt. Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
“49 seats” @yusufrahmanmpsp.bsky.social gets an F in the “Accepting Election Results” course : he does not understand the mathematical difference between the numbers of one sole party and another built on a merger. No wonder Canadians gave us more than a DOUBLE of their seats. 👎🥶
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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Canada made the right choice. 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Le Canada a fait le bon choix.
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The only scam here is the TAX ON COLD, stealing away COLD hard-earned cash from working Canadians (not career cabal Jedi-Preschooler politicians) 🚨 The PPC will finally end the BIGGEST SCAM in our HISTORY and AXE THE TAX 🪓 A snowstorm of money is coming back to your pockets Canadian patriots! 💸
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
My “honorable” counterpart is as financially literate as a Lehman Brothers VP in 2008. Our budget will FREEZE the debt, upgrading our credit score ✅ The tax will be AXED, attracting investment, growth and appreciation 💸 The Polar Express, Igloos and Wall will be BUILT, creating jobs and growth 🧱
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Thank you so much John Citizen for your support! This currently shows that our PPC budget platform is 100% MORE POPULAR than the Jedi’s, thanks to this totally reliable and unbiased sample of 1 neutral citizen (who is not me btw) Canada has given us a blizzard of support and we will not disappoint
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