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Simon Curtis

@simoncurtis.bsky.social
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Who’s ready for new slut anthems?
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
💪🏼
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My personal AOTY. No other living artist is able to carve out pieces of her soul and weave them into songs that feel so universal, yet so intimately relatable it’s like having someone sing your own heart back to you. Kacey is a sorceress and this is her most powerful magic yet.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Was mistakingly posting just to Twitter out of habit and was wondering why social media felt extra grimy this week.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
All of my neighbors, friends, family, and loved ones in LA, please stay safe and take care of yourselves today ♥️
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
👅
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Who’s going to give me my new years spankings
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Remarkable what a haircut can do for a gay man’s mental health
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
LED Christmas lights… ENOUGH
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
😈 era energy
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am the luckiest person on earth. So unceasingly grateful for the most incredible, dedicated fandom in independent pop.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🎅🏼
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This is so beautiful
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gobble gobble
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I will be holding space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity for the rest of my LIFE.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Going home to a smaller city to spend time with friends, family, and trees, fully disconnected from social media, is a catharsis so blissful I can’t describe it.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
No A*Teens? No thanks!
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A tweet from @quintabrunson.bsky.social, with a quote tweet that made me choke on my water, retweeted into my timeline by @heyjaeee.bsky.social?? We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
God I love being able to tweet without nazis, ads, and hyper aggressive sex bots
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In Tulsa. Tomorrow I’m going to drive around and call Lana’s name out the window until I find her (vaping in a church parking lot, surely).
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@pauseinjoy.bsky.social she’s here!!
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Scrolling TikTok at max volume in public… prison for LIFE
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Woke up to everyone on the timeline discussing a beautiful essay this morning, and it feels like a resurrection of something I thought we’d lost forever. Bless you, @jpbrammer.bsky.social
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Imagine getting a reply like this on Twitter in 2024
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This feels like a safe enough space to proclaim Oops as not only Britney’s best album, but arguably the greatest pop album of all time.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Woke up and clicked the blue butterfly button instead of that fucking grotesque, idiotic X symbol and I have never felt so free
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bluesky is amazing because you hit 15 likes and it’s like, yesss hit skeet
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Getting a Tom Zohar quote tweet is the social media equivalent of winning Snatch Game
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
*spreads a circle of salt around Bluesky to protect us from JK Rowling
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Roger that, God
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
God I love making pop music so much
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
First Trump and now Jake Paul…
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Watching this Mike Tyson thing and you cannot tell me that there are straight people who want to ban drag when boxing is *this* level of camp
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
No matter the platform, my social media output always resonates with a touch of melodrama, melancholy, and *crisis,* and I’ve really come to love and celebrate that about myself.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I deserve this
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Let us create, with Bluesky, a space safe enough for Rihanna to publicly spar again. I need this.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Woke up to both Bare Minimum Friday and Fat Cock Friday… I can literally feel the 2016 in the air here.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I can feel years of overly earnest skeets building within me…
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Everyone on here is funny, hot, and not an inflamed Nazi with high triglycerides and liver dysfunction. We really won.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
@baldanndowd.bsky.social needed you here
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It is so refreshing to scroll a timeline free of Elon Musk tweets and Cheech and Chong gummy ads
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This makes me feel so lucky and grateful you have no idea
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My first album, 8-Bit Heart, was finally released this year, in its original form (minus a few samples), and if you’ve never listened to my music, it’s a great way to start 🤖♥️ open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Listening to mixes from my new album and levitating.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
As a leukemia survivor, I’m always going to choose hope. Life is a gift and a privilege. How amazing to even get to be here at all.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Upset at how hard this made me laugh
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Didn’t realize you have to dive into settings to remove adult content filters and now my timeline is full of funny, insightful people, *and* dick, which is all I ever needed from Twitter to begin with
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Behold, the shortlist for Secretary of State:
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
If Bluesky can bring back Twitter’s once glorious cross-pollination of humor, wit, and slut, we can save the multiversal timeline
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