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Simon Curtis

@simoncurtis.bsky.social
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8-BIT HEART (2024 REMASTER) now streaming🤖♥️ THE WITCHES OF SILVERLAKE now available wherever books are sold 🔮✨

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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Who’s ready for new slut anthems?
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
💪🏼
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My personal AOTY. No other living artist is able to carve out pieces of her soul and weave them into songs that feel so universal, yet so intimately relatable it’s like having someone sing your own heart back to you. Kacey is a sorceress and this is her most powerful magic yet.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
👅
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Who’s going to give me my new years spankings
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
😈 era energy
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Robot Army reactivation 2025 incoming 🤖♥️
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I am the luckiest person on earth. So unceasingly grateful for the most incredible, dedicated fandom in independent pop.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
🎅🏼
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Gobble gobble
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A tweet from @quintabrunson.bsky.social, with a quote tweet that made me choke on my water, retweeted into my timeline by @heyjaeee.bsky.social?? We are so back in ways we’ve never been so back before.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
They’ve had this queen shellacked and petrified on stage for 12 hours now
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My first album, 8-Bit Heart, was finally released this year, in its original form (minus a few samples), and if you’ve never listened to my music, it’s a great way to start 🤖♥️ open.spotify.com/album/4wQQMB...
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Behold, the shortlist for Secretary of State:
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The three oracles:
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Feel like pure shit just want her back
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Thumbelina sends her love
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
What a week (it’s Monday, Liz)
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Firmly believe that bringing this back could course correct the multiversal timeline of our existence as we know it
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Do we do thirst traps here or we keeping it just thoughts and vibes
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Ready for the gym
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Hey babes
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
an apartheid emerald mine trust fund turd who has no real degrees, is not a real physicist, engineer, or inventor—in any capacity—who has scammed the entire world by leveraging other people’s money to absorb other people’s innovation via hostile takeover. Deeply, insidiously, dumb.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Ugly. Rotted. A sentient pool of curdled milk.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Wait, updated for today.
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Simon Curtis @simoncurtis.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
Made these yesterday and honestly, some of my finest work.
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