Reposted by Simon76_NeoEonOne @neoeonone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the political spectrum. 9457151
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 25/07/2026When I'm Prime Minister No 10 North will be located in Dorchester 000
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The local newspaper has gone full Partridge www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2617297...dorsetecho.co.ukI went to Thai massage parlour NIMBY neighbours hate — here's what happened“We have no idea what kind of business will be run from there,” stated one disgruntled neighbour about a Thai Massage Parlour that’s sprung up… 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Got a gas pizza oven for £70 from Lidl yesterday, absolute steal, would recommend. 220
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The £15 Lidl terrarium I got last year has gone a bit wild over the last couple of months 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Popped into town, with Asian Floella Benjamin, for a cheeky lunchtime TurkishThursday™️. 110
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 05/05/2026"Let me see your accreditations" "You don't need to see my accreditations" "We don't need to see his accreditations" 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Pinoy-ed up pie and chips with leftover Filipino chicken curry 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Would suggest “It Is I, Le-Cleric” @simonpegg.bsky.social (it won't let me comment on the original post) 031
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“A Qatari, an Emirati, and a Saudi walk into a Health Hub, the barman says ‘What can I get for you, 3 health sheiks?’” 001
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 18/01/2026We’re still in television’s Mexico, perfecting our hat game. 130
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They’ve got a Phil Collins/Baby Jesus statue for sale at one of the nearby tat shops 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Back on the correct side of Hadrian’s Wall after a chilly, but thoroughly enjoyable, few days away. 020
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Caught a nosy amphibian watching us through the patio door last night 040
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Saw my absolute favourite of all the sky machines earlier 130
Reposted by Simon76_Thomas @tomdedelta.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Back to work Wednesday with a bump, ears still ringing from Oasis Sunday. A full crew was assembled, and a very emotional time was had by all. Everything about these gigs have been incredible and I count myself very lucky to have been a part of it. Roll on Knebworth… 1101
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 27/09/2025We’ve stopped off at the local patisserie for supplies and boarded our chariot to London Town. 130
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I’m back on the correct side of the Dorset/Somerset border, after a couple of days in Somerset. 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Some random pictures from work this week. Featuring a rainbow over a chapel, the only seagoing paddle steamer in the world, an aging dog, and some sort of thing you’d see in a traumatising 1980s BBC horror series made for children. 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Just been to check out new local number 2, old pub, £15 midweek carvery, decent beer garden, pub dog, would recommend. 120
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Yesterday was mostly harbourside pints, pirate ships, and chippy tea. 030
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 01/08/2025"So, Pete Cutter found the foot" "No, Andy Mould found it" "Who's Pete Cutter?" "He's the Teller, Frank" "Ok, go on Miss Decker" "he threw it towards his workmate, peat fell, revealing it to be a foot" "Pete Fell is his workmate?" "No Frank, Eddie Slack is his workmate, Pete Fell runs the tyre shop" 131
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 01/08/2025“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one, but still, the punk ass bitch mother fuckers come” 010
Reposted by Simon76_Awkward Egg @sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The Assault Path by Gregg Wallace. 2327
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 27/06/2025This month Evri have lost 4 completely unrelated packages they were supposed to be delivering to me, the useless cunts. 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Solid Saturday evening, cans, public transport, pizza (undocumented), followed by beach sunset cans. 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Sky man came yesterday so we finally have television, still no internet tho. 130
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Solid early evening in television’s Dorset. Ate, drank, looked at some scenery, and saw a big muscly tattooed man lose a full portion of chips to a seagull. 120
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I’ve paired my Chinese military visor hat, (knock off from Ali-express) with the overweight cat beanbag doorstop I found in the loft when moving. Great success. 130
