Reposted by Simon76_NeoEonOne @neoeonone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026An American interviewer asked Count Binface where he stands on the political spectrum. 9457151
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 25/07/2026When I'm Prime Minister No 10 North will be located in Dorchester 000
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 01/07/2026What a week indeed. 4 pizzas in 5 days and I saw the Colosseum, and you got married too.x 000
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The local newspaper has gone full Partridge www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/2617297...dorsetecho.co.ukI went to Thai massage parlour NIMBY neighbours hate — here's what happened“We have no idea what kind of business will be run from there,” stated one disgruntled neighbour about a Thai Massage Parlour that’s sprung up… 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Got a gas pizza oven for £70 from Lidl yesterday, absolute steal, would recommend. 220
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The £15 Lidl terrarium I got last year has gone a bit wild over the last couple of months 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Popped into town, with Asian Floella Benjamin, for a cheeky lunchtime TurkishThursday™️. 110
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 05/05/2026"Let me see your accreditations" "You don't need to see my accreditations" "We don't need to see his accreditations" 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Pinoy-ed up pie and chips with leftover Filipino chicken curry 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Would suggest “It Is I, Le-Cleric” @simonpegg.bsky.social (it won't let me comment on the original post) 031
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 05/03/2026“A Qatari, an Emirati, and a Saudi walk into a Health Hub, the barman says ‘What can I get for you, 3 health sheiks?’” 001
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Are you allowed to preemptively choose your in memoriam photo? If so I’d like this one, please. 030
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 18/01/2026We’re still in television’s Mexico, perfecting our hat game. 130
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 16/01/2026They’ve got a Phil Collins/Baby Jesus statue for sale at one of the nearby tat shops 010
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Back on the correct side of Hadrian’s Wall after a chilly, but thoroughly enjoyable, few days away. 020
Simon76_ @simon76.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Caught a nosy amphibian watching us through the patio door last night 040
