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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 10/10/2026

Did I need to order these Thanksgiving Sliders (turkey, cranberry, arugula and provolone) after already eating a foot long hotdog? Yes, I did.

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Tanie Chantelle Bacon @tanielaramie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

until hockey starts you'll find me at ANY sporting event

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 07/10/2026

Everyone should watch the PISS set on KEXP that got released today, if only so that I can talk about the band without getting weird looks. youtu.be/pk1VmJkS3KA?...

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PISS - Full Performance (Live on KEXP)

YouTube video by KEXP

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GrillCheezKilla @grillcheezkilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Ken Sim Dick Fairy is early this year

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 04/10/2026

Moustache this morning: Tombstone Fan Expo cosplay. Moustache now: undercover cop trying who's going too deep.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 02/10/2026

I think I'm a Canucks fan again? This is my kind of gonzo nonsense.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/10/2026

Every year, I think about this KitH clip and how I'm one year closer to enacting this family tradition. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB4z...

youtube.com

Drunk dad advice

YouTube video by annakinzen

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

New book prints in the shop 👽 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

Photo of a print of the paperback paradise book ‘The Alien That Sucked Me Dry’

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/10/2026

A slightly busier month with some of these plays actually done with PHYSICAL COPIES.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 27/09/2026

Re-watching "This is 40" now that I'm in the tail end of my forties is a real trip

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 25/09/2026

The day I find out my preferred type of earbuds (Jabra Active Elite) has been discontinued is the same day I hear a crackle in one of them. GAH I don't want to audition a new brand!

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a bearded man chopping planks of wood in half. Title and copy read

Defeating Wood

Teach Wood
The Lesson It Has Long Deserved

Gary Arkanasse

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Photo of a book cover featuring a man with an intense face working a juicer with a carrot in his hand as he’s surrounded by fruits and vegetables. Copy and title read

COMPLETELY LEGAL

TORTURING
FRUITS
VEGETABLES

GET THE
VEGETABLE SECRETS

THEIR BLOOD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE™

"Torture is OK." - The U.S. Constitution

RALPH MOLTENSOLE

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 22/09/2026

I'm looking forward to having stress dreams that this snap election is going to result in a dysfunctional 'conservative' majority led by absolute tools.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 22/09/2026

I love this new trend that every news article on Google News is behind a paywall now.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 22/09/2026

Real band names of stuff I've been listening to recently: PISS Witch Ripper Behemoth Mannequin Pussy Chat Pile Castle Rat Evil Island Russian Circles * Omitting normal stuff like Orville Peck cause it's less funny.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 21/09/2026

This performance review is going to be brutal.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 16/09/2026

Listen, I know you're called a "sweet potato" but you don't belong here. Go on, shoo!

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 13/09/2026

You know you go to way too many spin classes when you find multiple bikes already at your preferred settings when you arrive for class.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 12/09/2026

Me, after some form of extended physical activities: I'm sure that this time the Grouse Grind won't be so bad. Later that night: ow ow ow ow.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 09/09/2026

I've got too many meetings today and not enough serviceable food options.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 05/09/2026

In the reboot of X-Files, will Cigarettes Smoking Man become Vaping Man? Will it make him more obnoxious than threatening?

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 03/09/2026

Just remembered the time in '06 when I went to see The Blood Brothers show and I was the only one in the beer garden, probably because I was the only one of age.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/09/2026

It's nice to work on a team where no one bats an eye that you're late coming in because you got a weird back spasm while *checks notes* drinking coffee at your dining room table.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 30/08/2026

I haven't been to a Vegas convention in almost two years. While there are good reasons why I don't go anymore (company policy changes, lack of vendor sponsorship, EVERYTHING ELSE) I do sorta miss it.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 29/08/2026

Coyote vs ACME was great and Warner Bros was loony for not giving it a wider release. Some decent laughs and genuine emotion in the finale.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 28/08/2026

Someone on the ST:SNW sfx team is really really into gross prosthetics. "How's this?" ”Gnarlier!" "Now?" "Gnarlier!!” "Now!?!" "GNARLIERRRRRRR!!!!!"

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 24/08/2026

Tomorrow's my birthday. I should take it off because I've got hella days off banked and it's the ass end of summer but the pile on my todo list is saying "You're joking, right?"

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 23/08/2026

This is the craziest thunderstorm I've seen in my 23 years in Vancouver.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 22/08/2026

When can Vancouver get an WNBA team so I can enjoy professional women sports year round while simultaneously going into debt over merch?

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 19/08/2026

I just realized I missed one little patch while shaving this morning and I've been walking around looking like an asshole all day. Googling the nearest gas station so I can immolate myself and spare my family the shame.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 19/08/2026

Sometimes the universe is trying to guide you... you just need to know where to look...

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 17/08/2026

Vacation project completed on the last day. Only cursed a couple of times at the super tiny pieces.

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Horrorcore Kool Moe Dee Simpson @luarvik.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

the words "Koyaanisqatsi: Free with ads" are really doing something in my head. nothing particularly good, I think. but it's happening

youtube thumbnail for Koyaanisqatsi with a "free with ads" label under it

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 09/08/2026

Trying to add Matter devices to my home has become a convoluted ritual thanks to one of the thread routers being very choosey about which wifi AP it'll interact with.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 06/08/2026

I just came up with the best name for when Vancouver gets a WNBA franchise. All I need now is $250 million and an 8-ball.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 28/07/2026

I have to write my annual self-review and every time I need to say I'm above average in some category, I feel super uneasy, like I'm lying under oath. What, are they going to go full Matlock and drop some contradicting evidence on the table?

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 28/07/2026

{{ me whining about exercising instead of being grateful that my body is healthy enough to go to the gym 5-6 times a week with only temporary minor discomforts }}

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 26/07/2026

Heartbroken that it looks like the streaming version of Supernatural doesn't have Wayward Son on season finales. Absolutely gutted.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 19/07/2026

The best part of my moustache lifestyle is that whenever something awful happens, for instance how I was sick all of yesterday, I look real haggard having not shaved.

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 12/07/2026

I outgrew a pair of shorts because all the spin classes I've been doing bulked up my thighs. That's not how this is supposed to work!

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 07/07/2026

I don't think I've seen a bigger concentration of idiots than at the food kiosk of Costco today.

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