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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 10/10/2026

Did I need to order these Thanksgiving Sliders (turkey, cranberry, arugula and provolone) after already eating a foot long hotdog? Yes, I did.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/10/2026

A slightly busier month with some of these plays actually done with PHYSICAL COPIES.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 21/09/2026

This performance review is going to be brutal.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 16/09/2026

Listen, I know you're called a "sweet potato" but you don't belong here. Go on, shoo!

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 22/08/2026

When can Vancouver get an WNBA team so I can enjoy professional women sports year round while simultaneously going into debt over merch?

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 19/08/2026

Sometimes the universe is trying to guide you... you just need to know where to look...

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 17/08/2026

Vacation project completed on the last day. Only cursed a couple of times at the super tiny pieces.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 27/07/2026

I've worn out 2 CDs and one vinyl copy of this album.

Cover of DJ Shadow - Endtroducing..... ( 1996 )

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 21/06/2026

Some Dads want tools or bbq stuff or whatever and that's cool, don't get me wrong, but I'm all about receiving gifts on Father's Day like a MotU x Monster High Skeletor Doll & 12” record of a dance remix of the Gameboy Tetris Music from '92

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 21/06/2026

Found this little guy outside of Metrotown earlier this week.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 16/06/2026

This was "Should I save this for my OF?" level sloppy which made me extra glad that decided to eat outside today.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 16/06/2026

Wouldst thou like to live* deliciously? * Life expectancy is greatly shortened.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 23/05/2026

I took my son to his first "In Theatre" Star Wars movie and saw this when we were leaving and yelled "This is the best day of my life!"

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 21/05/2026

The Last Dinner Party show last night was really good

The Last Dinner Party @ The Orpheum, Vancouver, BC

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 18/05/2026

Hey Presbyterian Church, maybe don't let AI create ominous looking images. It looks like one of the Evas' just defeated an Angel.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 15/05/2026

I look like a USSR era Eastern European gymnastics coach. Not pictured is the dusting of cigarette ash and the ring from the wodka shot glass.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 15/05/2026

So it's been an interesting morning in front of my apartment today.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 13/05/2026

The colour scheme for the PWHL Las Vegas expansion team is... not great. I'm getting a chips + guacamole vibe and not in a good way... If there is a good way.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 07/05/2026

I don't usually for stuff like this but...

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 25/04/2026

At the home opener for Vancouver Rise FC, whom announce a new Pope every goal.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 23/04/2026

Some marketing people think they're pre-tee clever for getting this one approved.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 23/04/2026

Is this a sex thing? Looks like a sex thing.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 18/04/2026

I've eaten of the Canadian Exclusive Hotdog Pizza. AMA🍕🌭

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 08/04/2026

I appreciate that in this drawing my son made, I'm basically just 16 abs and bulging biceps. Or a moose. Either works.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 05/04/2026

My son's interest in Star Wars has reached the level where I can bequeath him my childhood RotJ linens.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/04/2026

Alternate title: My Father, the Boat Fucker

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 15/03/2026

We had leftover popcorn chicken so tonight is Poppler Nachos.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 11/03/2026

A screenshot my partner took of me and my son as we were leaving the Goldeneyes game last night (which was fantastic btw).

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 10/03/2026

"I'm sure glad that I do all my banking through a institution that has a positive vibe and an... Optimistic... Outlook... On the... Futuuuurethefuck?

A promotional image by a bank suggesting we start financing personal bunkers?

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 23/02/2026

This cover was illustrated by someone with Dyscalculia.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 12/02/2026

Nothing like newsfeeds bludgeoning you with misery and suffering. Anyhow, it's Thursday so it's bacon slab day. Bacon always helps.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 05/02/2026

Since the beginning of the year I've stopped using Spotify and switched almost solely to YT Music (mainly for the upload library). Gotta say silly little badges like this go a long way to endear the service to me.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 31/01/2026

The Investigators / Agents of S.U.iT books that my son and I are reading together are pretty clever.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 11/01/2026

Inside the box is a big insert that says, in big bold letters, "Hey don't give up right away! Give it 30 days!" Which makes me think this is a pricey impulse purchase for a lotta people.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 04/01/2026

Last night I drank this willingly and as a survivor of the great Jones Soda Poutine tragedy, this gave it a run for the money. I've had Chocolate cola & Banana soda before but some flavors should be legally prevented from mixing.

Fanta Banana - Chocolate cola (import from China).

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/01/2026

My top albums of 2025. #1 The Armed - The Future is Here And Everything Must Be Destroyed A return to Untitled & Only Love era and it rules. This was the only album I listened to for a month straight.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/01/2026

My top albums of 2025. #2 Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power Winona got a loooot of repeat plays.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 01/01/2026

My top albums of 2025. #3 Conjurer - Unself An amazing release. It really captures the existential dread of being queer in the UK right now.

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 28/12/2025

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or Alice In Chains. Seeing that I wore out not one but two CDs of this album it's a no brainer though it was a close race with OK Computer.

DJ Shadow - Entroducing...
1996 , Mo Wax

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Grown-up Sexy Beavis (Taylor) 🇨🇦 @simian.9mm.nu · 25/12/2025

I don't usually post gift shots but... I got a dolly!

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