Sign in

Simon

@simben.bsky.social
285 followers 180 following 8.1K posts

General all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.

PostsRepliesMedia
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 20h
Sorry forget I said that
160
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 20h
The movie is literally about FOXDIE! Bond lets himself get blown up because he has FOXDIE!
1120
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 20h
See also: No Time To Die is pretty much a Metal Gear movie
1120
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 20h
Jason I just literally bought WTHDIJR two days ago why are you doing this to me ;_; (good book though, well, good prologue and chapter 1)
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah definitely unsub and unfollow Geller y'all, this shit is BAD
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just finished FFXII last night and I think like, the only two pieces of music that really stick in my mind are the empire's theme (which I do love) and the Rabanastre theme (which is mostly just earwormy)
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going from 12 to 13, one of the main things you immediately notice is that 12 didn't have a rockin' battle theme
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apparently the school’s theater program got cancelled at some point and then reinstated recently, and me telling her that yes we had theater kids in the 20th century must’ve been like visiting the ruins of Pompeii
020
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said “it looked a lot like this except it was the 90s” and oh the flannel I must have conjured in her mind
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Was there music back then? Was there theater?”
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I went to the open house of my own secondary school with my kid (yup, already), and I happened to mention to a teen there that this was my school and I’d graduated in 2001, and she started asking me questions as if she’d just met a living encino man
120
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beat Zeromus That's enough, it's time to go to Bahamut and finish this one
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s really, really good that one of the FFXII hunts is secretly a sting operation on Ba’gamnan
020
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This also works in real life
001
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…lmao if you bring an electromagnet into the locksmith
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appreciate that you can get an easy fight against FFXII Gilgamesh so you can Leo point at the fanservice and then he fucks off and you can ignore the superboss version of Gilgamesh and still get a nice LP bounty out of it
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feels like we should've gotten a handle on word processing a LONG fucking time ago y'all
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's crazy that bullet point auto-formatting is this broken every single time I have to use it in anything.
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lanterns really taps into the viewer’s phone charge anxiety Like holy shit turn that shit OFF put it on power saving mode what the FUCK
010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fuzz is one of the classic reasons for cheesing it
010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was the start of the Don’t Nod “I knew a girl who ate chips” style of writing youtu.be/RxTbkwQARLs?...
youtu.be
Twin Mirror Walkthrough Part 3 - Enter Basswood [No Commentary]
YouTube video by starky - No Commentary Walkthroughs
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It did come out before the TES6 target audience was born but, there’s a reason the vast majority of Elder Scrolls fans have only played Skyrim “There’s dragons and you’re the dragon killin’ guy” is kind of all you needed
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are also three spots I could use my lighter on if only the RNG gods would favor me once again
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not a single clue where the last 5 sanctum keys could be aside from a vague sense that there are two hammerable walls I know about though
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nggggh I bought the uncensored history of Orindia I’m so close I can feel it
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love my very dumb house (note the Quest Bedroom)
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wait (Blue Prince big lore epiphany)
020
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mom did a heist??!!?
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*nods* not enough ssd
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't understand how they did it but I'm never really stumped in Blue Prince it's incredible for how much randomness this game has that I always seem to find a lead just when I feel like I might run dry
010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A name that goes all the way back to some ARG "computer goes crazy and kills everyone" shit from Marathon
0100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The George W. Bush memorial 37-38 spots
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, Jesus Christ where is Avatar on this for basic starters
010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And if you ARE a racist hooked on the war on terror, where’s 24?
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s no way anyone in 2026 likes Homeland without being a raging racist. And then you get to Louie and House of Cards which, seriously? Come on?
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s like it’s trying to trick you by being a pretty reasonable normie list until you get into the late 30s where Crimes start to happen
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have entered the Pharos at Ridorana, which I choose to believe is the last “real” dungeon in the game. Blindly believing it’s a Ganon in the pyramid sorta situation for the final boss here.
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Recession indicator
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They're perfectly content to keep turn-based to the HD2D ghetto, and also Dragon Quest but they just released a really well received HD2D game with Final Fantasy in the title so it seems like they're dipping an entire foot into the pool now after fucking around for like a decade
021
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And we’re here staring down the barrel of what will most likely be an ATB FFXVII because that seems to be what every FF fan is asking for. Fourth era.
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is interesting how after X, for the most part we’re in the “throw anything at the wall” era of FF where each game plays MASSIVELY different from each other
110
Reposted by Simon
Alexandre Boulerice @alexboulerice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
www.lapresse.ca/elections-qu... @quebecsolidaire.bsky.social
lapresse.ca
Le fil électoral | QS appelle à un « discours positif sur l’immigration »
Bienvenue dans Le fil électoral de La Presse ! Retrouvez tout ce qu’il faut savoir sur la campagne en direct : actualités de dernière heure, explications, contexte, bruits de coulisses et plus encore…
0205
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna be honest kinda would do the Destiny 2 vanilla campaign when they unvault it
111
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They're not updating it or anything, just reminding me that I own this game and could be playing it
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's fucking weird that after linking my WB account to get a free Lego Batman skin, I'm now getting an e-mail every couple days reminding me to play Lego Batman, a single player game, and did I know the Joker is in there like there's no microtransactions in there guys, it's a single player game
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Arch Aries stamp has like four hints on it; the green one with the blimp is less clear…
000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
…not sure why I’m taking notes for Fenn Aries considering its sigil is right there in the fucking book
110
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Crazy how fast the zero to epiphany curve is
100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck me the stamps have colors, shapes, industries and a country name on them
110
Reposted by Simon
Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
482437547