Simon @simben.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Blue Prince: "You will only open a few chests and then logically deduce which ones have the rewards instead of coming back here several days in a row with 5-8 keys and brute forcing this puzzle." Me: 010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Wish it were possible to buy just enough mushrooms for a couple small pizzas The cheapest tub of mushrooms at the grocery store is like 130
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 31/08/2026This is also retranslated on top of being nicer paper, more condensed (34 vs 42 books), has the original color pages and right to left. Francophones definitely remember the 90s edition and this knocks those out of the water 010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Might have possibly maybe started from the kids asking me about Dragon Ball and gone “well, the best way to get into it in French is the mangas”, and then checked out the current edition of it in French and realized oh no this is a really really nice edition oh no there are 34 volumes 131
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/08/2026(Blue Prince spoilers) run of my fucking LIFE Feel like I leapfrogged like 3 puzzle steps all at once 010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A notification to watch the trailer for a video game commercial 000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Futurama’s spoofing Halo now, I don’t know which direction that’s more embarrassing in 100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Okay the pothole punisher, you’re the one acceptable use of the punisher logo. I’ll allow it. 030
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Either at Just For Laughs or the Joker is about to gas us all 120
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Hate to spread this blantant clickbait but do you know what it is? Do you know? Keychains. They released keychains. In Japan only. 120
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Day 2 (after some patient kneading to break down the solid ice block it had turned into) and that’s more like it. Despite looking like mashed potatoes now. 010
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 18/06/2026*banging table cheering* TOP LEFT CHOP-PER, TOP LEFT CHOP-PER 000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Well I guess this is happening now (this was already in my cupboard and half empty) 100
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Broke: accidentally ordering 25 bananas Woke: accidentally ordering 24 Kraft Dinners 430
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Watching The Heartbreak Kid (1972) for Blank Check catch-up purposes and my god young Charles Grodin looked uncannily like Andrew Scott I dunno maybe more in mannerisms than it appears in still photos 230
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Aesir talking like Sephiroth and wondering if they’re the baddies 000
Simon @simben.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Me as I realize there’s two Hafgufas to free: heh heh heh two Hafgufas means… a gufa The trophy pop-up: Me: GOD DAMN IT 020
