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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My iPhone is only old in Apple years.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

That’s the version going through my head today.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Answers to Study Questions: 1a. Freedom 1b. The nanny state 2. J-Dog 3. No, that’s heretical 4. We ain’t knickerbockers

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s no wonder traffic is so dangerous these days. There are so many student drivers on the road.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A smart, non-psycho CEO would’ve let it flourish, because it was by and for eBay enthusiasts.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Eh, I thought of it as a newsletter for small-time sellers. I perused it a bit before this story broke. But clearly no threat to corporate.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Do you mean this is Ross’s bet or Bari’s bet or both?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Modest Mouse at the Meow Meow Pavement at Cat’s Cradle INXS opening for Men at Work at King’s Island amusement park Beck at Duke Coffeehouse Miranda July opening for Bikini Kill

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Of all the takeaways from Tolkien, I feel like I mention multiple mealtimes the most.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

“Lamps don’t work ‘cause the scrappers took the copper”

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Eventually, every rock star faces a choice: biopic or prestige documentary.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Hmm . . . and I just watched Dogtooth.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Another delivery from the Amazon truck driver. #Amazon #Bezos

Reused gallon jug full of yellow mystery fluid.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Why do millionaire celebrities also need a Hall of Fame?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

How are those photos not ‘before’ and ‘after’ aging?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

How is this not from The Hard Times?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

As the streetlights get dimmer, the headlights get brighter. #headlights

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

K-pop, Special K (ketamine), K-shaped economic recovery: the letter K is having a moment. #K

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

I’m a big fan. About to mix up a glass right now.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

This Christmas, all sides are engaged in Mutually Assured Gift-giving (MAG).

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

New favorite misspelling: ‘defunked’ for ‘defunct.’

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

I got a single digit for them.🖕

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

How do I let Shazam know sometimes l identify a song because it sucks? #shazam

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I just listened to that but didn’t know what Bob was referring to, which is not unusual.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I’m curious: if they’re gonna wack Epstein, why wouldn’t they also wack Maxwell? We know she’ll get pardoned for keeping her mouth shut, but why wouldn’t they do the same deal with Epstein? They’re both complicit, but Maxwell gets to walk.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wordle 1,601 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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