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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My iPhone is only old in Apple years.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s no wonder traffic is so dangerous these days. There are so many student drivers on the road.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

“Lamps don’t work ‘cause the scrappers took the copper”

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Eventually, every rock star faces a choice: biopic or prestige documentary.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Another delivery from the Amazon truck driver. #Amazon #Bezos

Reused gallon jug full of yellow mystery fluid.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Why do millionaire celebrities also need a Hall of Fame?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

As the streetlights get dimmer, the headlights get brighter. #headlights

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

K-pop, Special K (ketamine), K-shaped economic recovery: the letter K is having a moment. #K

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

This Christmas, all sides are engaged in Mutually Assured Gift-giving (MAG).

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

New favorite misspelling: ‘defunked’ for ‘defunct.’

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

How do I let Shazam know sometimes l identify a song because it sucks? #shazam

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wordle 1,601 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Buses are de facto traffic calming devices.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2025

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

If I were shopping for a used car, not sure I’d test drive the Nissan Lube.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Today’s omens: Car pulling into liquor store parking lot at 10 a.m.; grocery cashier whistling “Suicide Is Painless.”

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

If you see me driving and weaving all over the road, I’m not drunk or distracted, just avoiding pot holes.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

What’s the maximum number of vaccines a human can get?

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

An espresso knockbox is like a hipster litterbox.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Wordle 1,288 2/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

You should have to fail a breathalyzer test to order from Doordash or Grubhub.

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simasimapdx @simasimapdx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Someday I’ll have to flip this thing back 23 hours.

Retro flip clock that hasn’t fallen back for Daylight Savings.

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