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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I get why you simplified it because the venn diagram would have more rings than, say a coked up Sonic the Hedgehog.

Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

@kavehmd.bsky.social dude did you refer to yourself as "basically an ass dentist" while hosting Behind the Bastards? I have so much respect for you.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This is the best worst joke I've ever heard and I love you for it.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

This needs to be universal across the calendar. Easter wedding? Dapper fucking bunny showing up at the nuptials. March? Pugilistic leprechaun. I would show up as Christopher Columbus to my ex's wedding, because I would get stabbed.

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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Don't get married in October and then get mad at me for dressing like a Dracula, A CHARACTER THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN FORMAL WEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This take is as hot as Kathy Najimy, take that as you see fit.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I need you to know that between you and dinniman it's become much easier to use literary luminaries as reasons to burn it all the fuck down. Totally unrelated, but nice punkin.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If the midterm is legitimate, yeah, he's gonna have a bad time.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hal absolutely wants to fuck the sheriff, right?

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

That's entirely what I'm afraid of.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

And they said there was no good reason for murders...

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Read this as Tony Todd and now I need this.

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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This exchange is so good.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Heater is appalled. THIS IS A OUTRAGE!

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

But do you know how to make yourself feel really really shitty?

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Thr irony is that most of the cops the punisher would hate are the dicks who don't understand what he hates, and wear the symbol because they all want to be him, and it is the perfect oroborus.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

People in traffic deserve what's coming. So do those nazis, and ceos, and many, many MANY cops. Also, this kid down my block who shit in my yard. The middle of my yard, in broad daylight. Impressive balls, but come on man.

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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Celebrating America today is like celebrating Father's Day after being beaten with a belt.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

You wordplaying son of a bitch... Art.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

That one Japanese guy who was overwhelmed by the endless salsa and chips at the Mexican restaurant is something I will carry with me till I die.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Pretty much my thought exactly.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Donut: "CARL, I'M HIRING A NEW MINION FOR THE PERSONAL SPACE, AND NO, IT'S NOT INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE I KNOW HE OFFERS MORE THAN GOOD LOOKS. DON'T JUDGE ME."

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

If you didn't make the "bleh" sound with your mouth when using this toy, we weren't friends anymore.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

We need to be reminding Republicans that Jamie Lannister got a redemption arc.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Good. Fuck that guy directly in the smallest, most painful and humiliating orifice on his body.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Gonna need some visual proof, you know, for science.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Just go to a commencement ceremony. You'll get several kids who say you're they're "uncle" if you tell them why.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Hecklers gonna heckle. That being said, don't start none, won't be none. The right to free speech guarantees the right to say whatever the hell you want, it doesn't shield you from the consequences of fucking around.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

I'm starting to think "NO FATE BUT WHAT WE MAKE FOR OURSELVES" wasn't just about time hopping death machines...

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I would see it 50 times in theaters if it starred the zouks

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

That Rhythm could also be used to sing Jurassic Park

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

That last one is 100% not true, I have ugly cried eating moose tracks ice cream.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

My diabetic neuropathy was triggered by this recently during a rewatch. This feels personal, George.

GNK Droid from star wars getting hot irons on the feet

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Sending this to Russell Brand

Single-panel cartoon by Brendan Loper.
Scene outside a church, with people leaving after a service.
A guy, holding a Bible, says to the woman alongside him:
"I'm beginning to think that this is just a book club and everyone is just pretending to have done the reading."

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Bernie @bernfost1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

When you're reading Nobody's Girl by Virginia Giuffre and you hear Pam Bondi say "If they prosecute everybody the system will collapse." Isn't that the point?! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I just wish, like anything else planned to the hilt, that someone would fuck up colossal in the right way for once. And yes, that was an out and out desire. Fuck it, put me on the list. (shouldn't post while high and exhausted and watching the new running man, but hey)

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

You have the opportunity to do something very funny, supporting the "Luigi was right" podcast...

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

"DID YOU WANT YOUR INCOGNITO HISTORY TO GO PUBLIC, AND PLAY THE LAST VIDEO FROM YOUR SESSION LAST NIGHT TO PLAY AT FULL VOLUME?

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I'm not sure you're fully invested in this, like, not even on a Monday?

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Might be a better choice than your usual.

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