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Molotovsky

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End the wars. Vote union. Humans are humans. Punch a Nazi.

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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@kavehmd.bsky.social dude did you refer to yourself as "basically an ass dentist" while hosting Behind the Bastards? I have so much respect for you.
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't get married in October and then get mad at me for dressing like a Dracula, A CHARACTER THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE IN FORMAL WEAR THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hal absolutely wants to fuck the sheriff, right?
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Jeff May @heytherejeffro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating America today is like celebrating Father's Day after being beaten with a belt.
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S. Morgan Burbank | Project Tasman Releases Nov. 11 @anotherindiewriter.com · 11/06/2026
Universal Basic Income
Purple background with black text reading "write an erotic story in only three words"
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
My diabetic neuropathy was triggered by this recently during a rewatch. This feels personal, George.
GNK Droid from star wars getting hot irons on the feet
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sending this to Russell Brand
Single-panel cartoon by Brendan Loper.
Scene outside a church, with people leaving after a service.
A guy, holding a Bible, says to the woman alongside him:
"I'm beginning to think that this is just a book club and everyone is just pretending to have done the reading."
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Bernie @bernfost1.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
When you're reading Nobody's Girl by Virginia Giuffre and you hear Pam Bondi say "If they prosecute everybody the system will collapse." Isn't that the point?! #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
OK, I need a comprehensive list of the absolute horniest songs. Like, songs that belong in the birthing suite because without them, nobody gets knocked up.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Man, room temperature take here, but Nestor Carbonell can GET IT.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
That Tyson ad was fucking unintentionally hilarious
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
With game of thrones back in public consciousness again, let me remind everyone in the current administration that Jamie lannister got a redemption arc.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Frightening how the song "Ohio" seems painfully quaint now.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
@milesofgray.bsky.social Aka submission: "if nazis and chips, all got along, they'd use it for some shit that would all end up wrong, to make a stupid image, gotta burn a mile of trees, just call me mechahitler, my name's GROK GROK GROK GROK"
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Taid Dai.📎 @bengarrion.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sidestep....🙄 😂perfect piece of music for this. X youtu.be/AALREbJZEZk?...
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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) - Sidestep Scene (8/10) | Movieclips
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Eric LaRocca @ericlarocca.com · 29/05/2025
Friends!!! I have a ton of ARCs of my next novel to give away! Like and repost this to enter. I’ll pick a winner tonight (Thurs May 29) at 9 pm Eastern. US only sorry ❤️
Eric holding a bunch of ARCs of Burnt Sparrow Book 1
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This cat is perty.
My beautiful ginger boy looking right down the barrel of the camera
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
This cat is perty.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
www.facebook.com/100068903792...
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Dear Democratic Party, I need more from you. You keep sending emails begging for $15, while we’re watching fascism consolidate power in real time. This administration is not simply “a different...
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I thought about trying to use AI to make a trump deep fake with him basically pitching escape from new york/LA because the El Salvador prison created a trade deficit, but then I realized they would think it's a valid fucking idea and I hate it here.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It was Warhammer or Magic. It was always either one.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I've been watching Kat for years and this is a perfect evolution. She's actually doing what she says and it can work. Spend campaign money on the people in the district you're running in? (cut to a Kat Abu video about Faux News saying she's paying voters).
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Беда is judging you.
Orange cat on cabinet with lighting behind him, looking imperious. He's a dick.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
@jamieloftus.bsky.social let her know her new status as a comrade, please? Lol.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I don't think people are really paying attention. The law only matters, ever, when people agree that it's the law. Kind of sounds like the argument 2nd A people use to justify the uselessness of firearm legislation? When people tell you who they are, believe them.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Somebody remind me again what the fuck we need the government to keep running for if Elon is still running around like a bull in a China shop? SEEMS LIKE THE PERFECT TIME GUYS.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 28/02/2025
It bears repeating.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Just thought everyone should know that thermite is ridiculously easy to make and there are engine blocks everywhere that would be improved by having some thermite ignited on them.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fuckin REACHER baby! This is the guilty pleasure I don't feel guilty about.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Беда is done with my shit.
My cat in his carrier, an orange/white tabby with the judgiest look on his face, like it's my fault we're sitting in a Wendy's waiting for the fire department to clear our apartment building because some jackass couldn't go outside to smoke.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Bring it the fuck on, fascist mongrels. There will come a time when the pendulum swings and Nuremberg 2.0 will happen. We will make sure the end result is much more permanent this time around.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Listening to a formulaic objections episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social and hearing @markbankston.bsky.social ask "do you feel prepared to do this deposition" feels like:
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Shang Tsung It Has Begun GIF
ALT: Shang Tsung It Has Begun GIF
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
This boy has my heart.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
"granddad, tell me again why the aliens fired from orbit instead of landing peacefully?"
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Беда wishes you a happy new year.
My ginger cat, Беда (pronounced bee dah) being adorable. My ginger cat, Беда (pronounced bee dah) being viciously adorable with stabby kisses. My fuckin cat with a fat face, whaddya want?
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Holy smokes, the Superman trailer was so good, Fillion in the Guy Gardner era, Pruitt Taylor avince as Pa Kent, and Rachel Brosnahan is perfect for Lois... I'm geeked!
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Беда is side-eyeing me for playing CoD when there's laundry to do.
Ginger cat looks to the left of the camera. Ginger cat stares into camera judgingly
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@ioponomarenko.bsky.social Stay safe, distant cousin. My heart is with you and everyone in the homeland. Slava Ukraine.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I can't breathe
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
TOPICAL, RELEVANT, MAYBE SOME OF THE COMPANIES SHOULD PAY FUCKING ATTENTION.
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Matt Lieb @mattlieb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My thoughts on the assassination of the UnitedHealth CEO and the left's unfortunate need to celebrate acts of barbarism.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
@duolingoverde.bsky.social why am I catching heat from a language app?
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Беда shouldn't be using this kind of language at his age.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Burying my Babushka today, feeling very lonely.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I don't want another person complaining about "DEI" hires when that fucking guy is nominating a national guardsman to the SecDef because he seent him on Fox News.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Беда says today should be a good day.
A ginger cat that looks adorable but is an asshole. Same ginger asshole, but upside down on my bed.
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Molotovsky @simanovsky.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Беда says he hopes you're having a good week.
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