iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

*at the pearly gates* God: Show me something about your time on Earth that meant something personal to you. *opens phone and City Escape begins playing* Audio: Sonic. The Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up-"

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Just browsed Reddit for a bit and got an ad that told me to try gambling in a mobile game instead of selling feet pics and now I’m wondering if theres mobile game devs out there losing sleep at night because of people selling feet pics to the degree they feel the need to advertise on Reddit about it

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

If there's a Jason Momoa hate club out there somewhere then they're eating good with the Minecraft movie. All he does is get absolutely destroyed physically and emotionally the entire movie.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Going to the BATHROOM at 3 AM because you accidentally consumed GLUTEN to trigger your CELIAC DISEASE (GONE WRONG)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Why does buying Nintendo consoles and games now require me to sell my home and take out a loan

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Hi guys tomodachi life 2 is coming I will only exist in the real world for the next year then I shall depart to live in tomodachi life for the rest of my life thank you for understanding

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I was gonna watch you guys first anyway but thanks lol

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

good morning everyone the new Discord UI update is ass

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Leave my trans friends alone, JK Rowling author of the Harry Potter books.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

PTCGP, this is the 7th week in a row you've buffed water decks in class

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

Got my clown makeup ready for the Explorers of Sky remake that won't happen

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Your early 30s means when you sleep anywhere except your own bed you wake up and your shoulders are so stiff you wonder if you dislocated them in your sleep.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Everyone who says "Yes?" in response to you saying "Oh my god" is just actually a narcissist in disguise and I have no idea why they think that joke doesn't just immediately out them as such.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

hey mutuals just wanted to say thanks for continuing to post about your weird hyperfixations all hours of the day so when i forget to log in here for days at a time i come back to endless content to read that tickles me right in my autism

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Everyone out here freaking out about the Switch 2 and I'm online shopping looking at wormlights for the original Game Boy. I don't own an original Game Boy.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

*wakes up from week long covid induced hibernation* Hooray now I can return to life before this happened. ... ... ... ... Oh god.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Dying and gaining entry to hell and satan immediately sends you to the bottom level where all you do is select Pokemon TCG Pocket wonder picks that has 4/5 cards you want but you will only ever get the one you didn't want.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I've been up since 3 am lol insomnia is a bitch

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Returning to Bluesky after a few days (a nice warm hug) vs returning to Twitter after a few days (Getting kicked in your no no zone)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I loved the new Sonic movie. My favorite part was the new Minecraft trailer that played before and the guy sitting behind me groaned in anguish in the first 5 seconds and said "oh god why" as soon as Jack Black showed up.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I am aware Mufasa is a prequel but that does not change that when look at the creepy CGI animals I do not see funny friends staring back. There is nothing behind their eyes.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Will Mufasa finally be the one to convince Disney that we're all sick of live action remakes/versions of classic animated films that are significantly worse than the original and barely anyone talks about after a few weeks after release while the animated classics are still beloved for decades? No.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Doordash is so funny no other job can I get paid like 7 dollars an hour to deliver someone taco bell they ordered while drunk out of their mind. Then have them request me to hand the order directly to them and have them ask me where I bought my Kirby shirt because they wanted one.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

No one told me growing up and no longer being a Toys R Us Kid would be this fucking rough.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

To be fair I've never actually seen a person get treated in the games. If they have in the anime I'm not sure if they received a bill. For all we know maybe its even worse and only Pokemon get healed for free.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Geoff Keighley strikes me as the kind of guy who made his friends use the shitty third party controller when they played video games with him as a child.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Fs in the chat when this fucking card drops and Misty continues her unchecked rampage on TCG Pocket

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Hey butterfly app just wanted to update I have now married the disgusting monster and now he sits in my house all day contributing nothing like all the other marriage candidates.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Welcome to the good place, brother

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

No I am afraid I cannot go out with you this evening I am in my 30s I simply do not have time for your frivolities *resumes YouTube documentary on Dan Schneider or boogie2988*

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Stuff like this is why I don't think there's even a debate when it comes to the best adult animated sitcom, especially in its prime. Classic Simpsons is honestly untouchable.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Someone made a stardew valley mod where you can date and marry a disgusting monster from the sewers and have to earn the approval of his strict monster family as a lowly human and i know how i'll be spending the remainder of the week

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Literally no one is around to help

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

it's webfishing if you're wondering

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Every job should have an automated call off line with an option for "i have discovered a new hyperfixation and will no longer care for the real world in any capacity for the next week" as a reason. And if your boss fights you on it they immediately get banished to the sadsack bad vibes dimension.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Ppl always looking for proof we're living in the wrong timeline, look no further than the fact it's been more than 10 years without a sequel to Tomodachi Life.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

You're the only honest politician out there. You have my vote and my wallet 😌

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

No one deserves to be shamed for visiting their comfort Bulbapedia article in the year of our lord 2024.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Happy to announce I won the rematch for an argument I had 5 years ago. This time on my home turf 💪 (inside my mind)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Would be too powerful. Would crash the entire mobile game industry because nobody would play anything else.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Work after working the 4 day weekend

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

*Mewtwo promo card is locked to the premium pass in TCG Pocket* *2 week trial already up*

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Troubleshooting car problems is so much fun no matter what it is you either pay like 50 bucks for them to replace a sensor or 5000 dollars to replace the engine with no in-between.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Thinking of making a tier list of Nintendo characters based solely on how chill they'd be with their games being emulated.

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