iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

*at the pearly gates* God: Show me something about your time on Earth that meant something personal to you. *opens phone and City Escape begins playing* Audio: Sonic. The Hedgehog. One of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought up-"

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Just browsed Reddit for a bit and got an ad that told me to try gambling in a mobile game instead of selling feet pics and now I’m wondering if theres mobile game devs out there losing sleep at night because of people selling feet pics to the degree they feel the need to advertise on Reddit about it

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

If there's a Jason Momoa hate club out there somewhere then they're eating good with the Minecraft movie. All he does is get absolutely destroyed physically and emotionally the entire movie.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Going to the BATHROOM at 3 AM because you accidentally consumed GLUTEN to trigger your CELIAC DISEASE (GONE WRONG)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Why does buying Nintendo consoles and games now require me to sell my home and take out a loan

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Hi guys tomodachi life 2 is coming I will only exist in the real world for the next year then I shall depart to live in tomodachi life for the rest of my life thank you for understanding

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

good morning everyone the new Discord UI update is ass

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

PTCGP, this is the 7th week in a row you've buffed water decks in class

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Your early 30s means when you sleep anywhere except your own bed you wake up and your shoulders are so stiff you wonder if you dislocated them in your sleep.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Everyone who says "Yes?" in response to you saying "Oh my god" is just actually a narcissist in disguise and I have no idea why they think that joke doesn't just immediately out them as such.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

hey mutuals just wanted to say thanks for continuing to post about your weird hyperfixations all hours of the day so when i forget to log in here for days at a time i come back to endless content to read that tickles me right in my autism

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Everyone out here freaking out about the Switch 2 and I'm online shopping looking at wormlights for the original Game Boy. I don't own an original Game Boy.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

*wakes up from week long covid induced hibernation* Hooray now I can return to life before this happened. ... ... ... ... Oh god.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Dying and gaining entry to hell and satan immediately sends you to the bottom level where all you do is select Pokemon TCG Pocket wonder picks that has 4/5 cards you want but you will only ever get the one you didn't want.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Returning to Bluesky after a few days (a nice warm hug) vs returning to Twitter after a few days (Getting kicked in your no no zone)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I loved the new Sonic movie. My favorite part was the new Minecraft trailer that played before and the guy sitting behind me groaned in anguish in the first 5 seconds and said "oh god why" as soon as Jack Black showed up.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Will Mufasa finally be the one to convince Disney that we're all sick of live action remakes/versions of classic animated films that are significantly worse than the original and barely anyone talks about after a few weeks after release while the animated classics are still beloved for decades? No.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Doordash is so funny no other job can I get paid like 7 dollars an hour to deliver someone taco bell they ordered while drunk out of their mind. Then have them request me to hand the order directly to them and have them ask me where I bought my Kirby shirt because they wanted one.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

No one told me growing up and no longer being a Toys R Us Kid would be this fucking rough.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Geoff Keighley strikes me as the kind of guy who made his friends use the shitty third party controller when they played video games with him as a child.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Fs in the chat when this fucking card drops and Misty continues her unchecked rampage on TCG Pocket

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Hey butterfly app just wanted to update I have now married the disgusting monster and now he sits in my house all day contributing nothing like all the other marriage candidates.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

No I am afraid I cannot go out with you this evening I am in my 30s I simply do not have time for your frivolities *resumes YouTube documentary on Dan Schneider or boogie2988*

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Someone made a stardew valley mod where you can date and marry a disgusting monster from the sewers and have to earn the approval of his strict monster family as a lowly human and i know how i'll be spending the remainder of the week

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Every job should have an automated call off line with an option for "i have discovered a new hyperfixation and will no longer care for the real world in any capacity for the next week" as a reason. And if your boss fights you on it they immediately get banished to the sadsack bad vibes dimension.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Ppl always looking for proof we're living in the wrong timeline, look no further than the fact it's been more than 10 years without a sequel to Tomodachi Life.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Happy to announce I won the rematch for an argument I had 5 years ago. This time on my home turf 💪 (inside my mind)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

*Mewtwo promo card is locked to the premium pass in TCG Pocket* *2 week trial already up*

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Troubleshooting car problems is so much fun no matter what it is you either pay like 50 bucks for them to replace a sensor or 5000 dollars to replace the engine with no in-between.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Thinking of making a tier list of Nintendo characters based solely on how chill they'd be with their games being emulated.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

When you reading a comment online and it's a huge wall of text and the final paragraph starts with "Overall," or "To summarize,"

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Watching people watch modern family guy is so wild everyone just looks at it stone faced until inevitably one stray joke finally gets a chuckle out of someone and they just look so embarrassed.

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toweather @toweather.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Elon musk is insane.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

If Stardew Valley somehow doesn't win labor of love this year in the Steam Awards we have all failed as capital G Gamers

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Hi pals especially those of you in the states like me who have to work. I know there probably isn't a lot we're thankful for right now in the past month or so. Remember to treat yourself to something nice today when you get off. Sometimes it might not feel like you deserve nice things but you do.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Goodnight bluesky and happy Tuesday I didn't leave my house the entire day and ate garlic parmesan fries in bed.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Miss when Pokemon had ambition and ORIGINALITY like the GOOD OLD DAYS. These newer games just don't hit like the older ones 😔

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Would the ability to recite the entire script of steamed hams from memory look good on a resume?

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Yes I know Dragonite deck sucks ass in Pokemon TCG Pocket. Yes I know I just drew my 7th lightning energy in a row. No I will not play another deck. I live and die for the unga bunga of the dragon meteor.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Anyone else have a random niche children's book they read in school that probably drastically affected the person they became as an adult specifically Why I'm Afraid of Bees the book where a kid gets his human head forced onto a bee's body or are you normal

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I hate this stupid app so much. Just when I think "ok these pulls are starting to suck maybe it's time to play less" they give me this. Anyway I'll open the app again first thing tomorrow I don't have a problem you have a problem.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Dear everyone at Target, Please stop existing in the same aisles I am shopping in. It is incredibly inconvenient for me. I need everyone to really come together and do this for me. It's a small request in the grand scheme of things. Thanks.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Hello my animal crossing island has too many weeds and a bunch of random cliffs terraformed in front of villagers houses that I think I did while drunk like a year ago. Instead of admitting my own mistakes I'm going to restart the entire island and force all the animals to move. Have a great evening

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

POV: you have been visited by the blanket fort devourer. Pay in treats or suffer a plague upon your houses (he will pounce on you)

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Did you all know this little unknown farming game called 'Stardew Valley' is a pretty gosh dang good video game? I'm sure you haven't heard of it but it's a real gem.

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SillyPlum @sillyplum.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Good morning blue butterfly app. Thank you once again for not having a million toxic hateful opinions and hot takes for me to scroll through.

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