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Garden Puppy

@sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social
34 followers 29 following 306 posts

She/they, 27, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 and all that gay shit Weird blend of a possum and a puppy Excitable switch Alt for someone Don't be a fuckin weirdo MDNI, very 18+ lewd stuff, sad stuff, ranting, etc etc

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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 30m
this slutty selfie brought to you by progesterone
A nude woman posing in a bathroom
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"What's the normal amount of frotting if you don't mind me asking?" "I don't know, however long a femtanyl record is" i fucking hate gay people (i love gay people)
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*dark souls text* dick and balls shaved
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
why does watching my girlfriend shuffle a deck of cards turn me on *help*
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*derogatorily* "What, are you gonna fucking cum, you idiot?"
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
gave too much enthusiastic head and now my neck hurts time for day two of ten yipee gonna end up in a fuckin c-collar at this rate
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
very few things are as satisfying as stunlocking a woman with my voice
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i'm hot and you should tell me that i'm hot. now.
A selfie of a nude trans woman laying on a bed wearing a collar. She looks fucking amazing.
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
i took so many good fucking nudes earlier today and I might have even found my favorite one I've taken yet... life is so good
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
should i post cock on here for pride month
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Quitting nicotine is great and all but what else am I supposed to put in my mouth when I'm laying in bed late at night
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
i need more hickeys
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Gock of Omens @ggsquarts.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Absolutely criminal that I am not womenkissen
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
it's so hard to concentrate on work when all i can think about is grabbing her hair and fucking her face
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This weekend has been really really lovely :3 I'm a very happy opossum
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
i need to be small today and exist in someone's pocket so i don't have to deal with the world
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i'm so puppy coded -excited to greet you when you get home -tail wagging nearly constantly -absolutely terrified of thunderstorms today the third one is very relevant someone come put me in a thundershirt
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
wahoo
A picture of a topless woman wearing a collar
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
i should post tits again
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts g
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
i'm such a sleepy opossum today i should be curled up sleeping on someone's chest and napping the day away
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“gently used” toy @ghoulthing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
need sleepy kisses asap
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A sign saying Too many days since last t4t kiss
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If someone doesn't slam me into a wall and aggressively make out with me soon I am going to scream
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
if i don't have a slow makeout session with this woman soon I Am Going To Explode
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I HAD A GREAT DAY AT THE REN FAIRE AND NOW I ALSO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIFE IS SO GOOD I LOVE BEING GAY
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think my relationship with my parents is more stable than bluesky is
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progesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/04/2026
i for one can only aspire to go down on trans women as often as bluesky
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
thinking gay thoughts
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I am in so much fucking pain today someone please shoot me in the face
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If I could curl up into a ball and fit into someone's pocket I think I would be okay
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 14/04/2026
i have a "being gently held by someone who deeply cares about me" kink
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
never have I ever been called out so god damn hard in my entire fucking life
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
should I be working? yes. am I daydreaming about her? also yes. i'm god's #1 faggot this morning apparently
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atra •,• @pythianpup.stygiansli.me · 11/04/2026
when i see a dm i get really excited like a puppy seeing somebody enter the house
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i am YEARNING i did not know that i could yearn like this but oh boy i'm so fuckin gay
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
i'm so fucking gay
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
You ever get *really* sad outta nowhere when you think about the fact that a large chunk of the people you consider your closest friends live halfway across the country and you can't go and hang out with them and hug them whenever you want? Yeah me neither id never do something like that
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i have taken so many incredible nudes today :3 my tits look really nice
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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm at the Waffle House come kick my ass
A traditional ink pen illustration and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of a feral opossum standing in the parking lot of a waffle house at night, the opossum is smoking a blunt
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I should have someone kneeling in front of me right now, it's a shame there's not a mouth around my cock right now....
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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 03/04/2026
A screenshot of Pokemon Moon, showing a Pikachu getting headpats.
The text reads:
Give your girlfriend tender loving car!
Pet her gently and make her very
affectionate toward you!
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
god she's just like me fr
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Okay I can deal with the brainworms on a bad day, they make sense then. But today was good? Really good even??? Why are they so LOUD??? I did all the shit I was supposed to!!! Why am I ruminating like this!!! Aaaaaah!!!!! Brain dumb, I'm going to bed
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy tdov!!! On this account the only visible part of me is my amazing tits and thats how it shall remain But to all my trans siblings out there, I love you, and I'm proud of ya. We're here and we aren't going anywhere
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
me core
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
guys i’m starting to think the entire purpose of being alive is to love and be loved and not just romantically either
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Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I am so fucking touch starved I feel like if someone were to pat me on the shoulder I'd cry
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