Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 30mthis slutty selfie brought to you by progesterone 110
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"What's the normal amount of frotting if you don't mind me asking?" "I don't know, however long a femtanyl record is" i fucking hate gay people (i love gay people) 011
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026why does watching my girlfriend shuffle a deck of cards turn me on *help* 000
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026*derogatorily* "What, are you gonna fucking cum, you idiot?" 120
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026gave too much enthusiastic head and now my neck hurts time for day two of ten yipee gonna end up in a fuckin c-collar at this rate 050
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/06/2026very few things are as satisfying as stunlocking a woman with my voice 120
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026i'm hot and you should tell me that i'm hot. now. 570
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/06/2026i took so many good fucking nudes earlier today and I might have even found my favorite one I've taken yet... life is so good 020
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026should i post cock on here for pride month 020
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Quitting nicotine is great and all but what else am I supposed to put in my mouth when I'm laying in bed late at night 140
Reposted by Garden PuppyGock of Omens @ggsquarts.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Absolutely criminal that I am not womenkissen 151
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026it's so hard to concentrate on work when all i can think about is grabbing her hair and fucking her face 140
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026This weekend has been really really lovely :3 I'm a very happy opossum 130
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026i need to be small today and exist in someone's pocket so i don't have to deal with the world 261
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 28/04/2026i'm so puppy coded -excited to greet you when you get home -tail wagging nearly constantly -absolutely terrified of thunderstorms today the third one is very relevant someone come put me in a thundershirt 240
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 27/04/2026gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts gay thoughts g 350
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 24/04/2026i'm such a sleepy opossum today i should be curled up sleeping on someone's chest and napping the day away 230
Reposted by Garden Puppy“gently used” toy @ghoulthing.bsky.social · 23/04/2026need sleepy kisses asap 042
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026If someone doesn't slam me into a wall and aggressively make out with me soon I am going to scream 1101
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026if i don't have a slow makeout session with this woman soon I Am Going To Explode 370
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I HAD A GREAT DAY AT THE REN FAIRE AND NOW I ALSO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LIFE IS SO GOOD I LOVE BEING GAY 490
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026I think my relationship with my parents is more stable than bluesky is 160
Reposted by Garden Puppyprogesterin @erinys.uwu.lgbt · 16/04/2026i for one can only aspire to go down on trans women as often as bluesky 29727
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I am in so much fucking pain today someone please shoot me in the face 220
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If I could curl up into a ball and fit into someone's pocket I think I would be okay 150
Reposted by Garden Puppyemma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 14/04/2026i have a "being gently held by someone who deeply cares about me" kink 67611
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026never have I ever been called out so god damn hard in my entire fucking life 150
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026should I be working? yes. am I daydreaming about her? also yes. i'm god's #1 faggot this morning apparently 130
Reposted by Garden Puppyatra •,• @pythianpup.stygiansli.me · 11/04/2026when i see a dm i get really excited like a puppy seeing somebody enter the house 1296
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026i am YEARNING i did not know that i could yearn like this but oh boy i'm so fuckin gay 150
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026You ever get *really* sad outta nowhere when you think about the fact that a large chunk of the people you consider your closest friends live halfway across the country and you can't go and hang out with them and hug them whenever you want? Yeah me neither id never do something like that 240
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026 i have taken so many incredible nudes today :3 my tits look really nice 250
Reposted by Garden PuppyKC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I'm at the Waffle House come kick my ass 515742
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I should have someone kneeling in front of me right now, it's a shame there's not a mouth around my cock right now.... 360
Reposted by Garden Puppymac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 04/04/2026yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and yearning and 64010
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Okay I can deal with the brainworms on a bad day, they make sense then. But today was good? Really good even??? Why are they so LOUD??? I did all the shit I was supposed to!!! Why am I ruminating like this!!! Aaaaaah!!!!! Brain dumb, I'm going to bed 150
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026happy tdov!!! On this account the only visible part of me is my amazing tits and thats how it shall remain But to all my trans siblings out there, I love you, and I'm proud of ya. We're here and we aren't going anywhere 040
Reposted by Garden Puppyskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026guys i’m starting to think the entire purpose of being alive is to love and be loved and not just romantically either 412029
Garden Puppy @sillygardenpuppy.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I am so fucking touch starved I feel like if someone were to pat me on the shoulder I'd cry 230