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Also note borders change fairly frequently, and are a relatively modern invention - whereas cultures have existed as long as humans, and last (or strengthen) even when their people are forced to leave their homes.

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My least favourite people in the world are minorities who are against their own minority. See also Priti Patel desperate to get rid of immigrants. Bitch please

The word "sinister" comes from the Latin sinistre, meaning left. Left handed people gave us a word with their freakish devilry. Lucky there's only 3% of them or we'd be in trouble

Where do we go from here? The words are coming out all weird. Are we really sinking This low?

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

These people make me so ashamed to be British Directly opposite a hotel being used to house asylum seekers Pensioners and skinheads definitely don't like the forriners

Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

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lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

And also something that seemingly 70-80% of Americans lack: a quality education

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Is Dionysus already taken? If not, dibs.

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I'm gonna be honest, eBay. I don't think you actually know everything I am looking for.

Oh my days now I've got the Tetris song stuck in my head for the next week

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I sometimes wonder if great artists look at their works and despair. Did Michaelangelo gaze upon David and think "ciao che bella grazie mille vaffanculo?" (Italian for "will i ever achieve such heights again?") And do you sit alone at night, weeping and quietly singing "dunna dun dun Tetris song"

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I'm an absolute beast at clearing that first map stage. Done it so many times. The second one? Not so much. Wait, third one? There's a third one?!?

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"what?" He seemed to say

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

Careful. If you do anything to hurt him he gets first strike and trample, and if you actually kill it it nukes your town.

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Sad to report further indisputable signs of the coming apocalypse: in the last week I have opened a #Lego set and an #IKEA flatpack, and BOTH have had a tiny but important piece missing. Unheard of in recorded human history. The 2025 version of rivers of blood? Many are saying yes.

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

I love that Pictionary is now a daily TV show. Pictionary has existed since I was a child, and I'm 45. I guess the execs at ITV have been spitballing it for decades but decided that it was too edgy and controversial, but finally decided 2025 was the year the people were ready for it.

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Oh man I'm trying to remember the guys name... Bernie Bernbaum! Might watch that again soon

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Yeah they're real. I saw them play for the college of south North Dakota in Florida.

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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

An M dwarf star with the text: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 10 trillion year commitment"

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Do you only have a fillet of charc? Or do you eat the charc whole?

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Yeah if you do -48 do you get to the chocolate river and the everlasting gobstopper rooms?

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You can You just need a bigger spatula A really heckin massive one to give you a reach advantage

Literary Pearls @literarypearls.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

In first class, they also have a flush!

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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all." Arthur C. Clarke

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With respect, dismissing people as monsters is a shit cop out He's not some fucking "cursed by nature to be this way whyyyy" creature from fiction He's a man Who made choices Over years Again and again

Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 21/12/2024

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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 19/12/2024

I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a text writeup! I don't want a video! I want a

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Tie fighter scream As a kid I had an audio cassette of A New Hope. The full film but just the sound, and it was recorded in proper stereo - so the TIEs would scream from left to right in your headphones.

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Yeah a few films around then either deliberately used the emotional memory of it to tug the heartstrings ... Or axed parts of their in production film that were a bit too close to reality!

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

A slip-n-slide Inside an old mine? Don't you think you might find A better place to play?

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Treasure it forever? Probably. Best guess.

Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I'll take "things a man should not say" for ¢200, Alex

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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 16/12/2024

To be honest if you have never had to boot up a computer with a five inch floppy disk then you have had it easy and I think you're a pussy

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Probably a stop off at Tebay to see the ducks, stretch your legs and have a wee

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

I'm gonna be a boring weirdo here but this is absolutely top tier for me. The OP made a "doesn't this sound like the song" joke. Someone followed up with an also hilarious but unrelated joke. Then you managed to do OPs joke again, based on a spuriously provided input. Much respect Such lol 10/10

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Conservatives. Unemployed people do not contribute to the economy, so they lose their status as human until they can pull themselves up by the bootstraps and leverage their trickle-down assets.

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

As long as it doesn't change the order of replies like blue tick did! I'm sure it won't. Just... Once bitten twice shy!

Georgie Girl Lvp @georgiegirllvp.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

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Timothée Chalamet gonna win easiest Oscar ever in 2-3 years

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Matt @silentz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Are those 3d printed? Kinda cool.