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SigmundFrood

@sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network
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Occasionally NSFW (Communist) He/him they/them Obsessed with #GIJoe and #Transformers Show me your #ActionFigures Free Palestine! Trans rights are human rights! Mastodon: @SigmundFrood.social.seattle.wa.us

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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 22/09/2026
Be a lot of explanations about how ego dystonic thoughts work
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
A can of Heinz Spotted Dick Sponge Pudding
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
You want to look for a used welding fume extractor. It does exactly what you want for a fraction of the price. They’re compact and usually on wheels. You can often rent them for a song. Miller Electric makes a really good one.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
If you’re serious, I can help…
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 16/09/2026
I should really be on here more often.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/08/2026
The meme is inaccurate because they should both be checking Frank out
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/08/2026
I’ll never forget that night because I was trying to tag him in a picture I had just taken of a wall of rice cookers when I found out.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 25/06/2026
Bush 9/11 meme but he’s in heavy drag makeup and his incredibly long nails are visible doing that thing where the fingers are folded over the palm. Caption reads “oh that’s tea”.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 24/06/2026
Hi, Leaf! I can’t wait to see how you soar.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 23/06/2026
Exactly one response to that genre of guy
static.klipy.com
Nipthetip Guillotine Demonstration
Alt: Nipthetip Guillotine Demonstration
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/06/2026
static.klipy.com
OJ Simpson in Wheelchair - Naked Gun Scene
Alt: OJ Simpson in Wheelchair - Naked Gun Scene
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 12/06/2026
No OJ?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 11/06/2026
🫂
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Meet George Jepson Malört
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
So anyway my dad died on the 29th and though it was a long time coming and I often didn’t like him very much, I’m having Feelings.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Ah gotcha. A good delete, in that case.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Dirty deleted but from context clues all I can think is “wtf she’s back!?”
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
How long can two people survive just by sucking each other off? Is there infinite life in the most horny ouroboros?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Napoleon came in and established himself as Emperor after they got rid of kings, so that’s kind of big dick energy.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Dude that’s so weird. Should call him Andy Weird.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 10/06/2026
Ew wtf is he using ai for?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/06/2026
JESUS CHRIST HOW MUCH?!
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/06/2026
You should really go see it. It’s amazing.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/06/2026
He kinda does. I don’t understand the hate it’s getting. This movie is at worst kinda corny. I was delighted the whole time, it leans into the silliness and tells a really great story of positive masculinity.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/06/2026
This was also cheesy fun, really cute, well acted, they even got a good performance out of Jared Leto. It was cliched but they use cliche to talk about positive masculinity, the fact that you should try talking but sometimes you just gotta fist some Nazis.
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Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
4.5/5 stars for He-Man. I went for the nostalgia and got that, plus a colorful, campy, silly, heartfelt and hope-timistic scifi-fantasy with cool, coherent action and a surprisingly un-frantic pace. Plus a constantly smiling mega-himbo showing more skin than male superheroes have shown in decades.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/06/2026
Abolish prisons
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 15/05/2026
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The “bicep” flyer from Always Sunny. It’s an extremely phallic drawing that looks like a bicep held upright, or an enormous cock and balls held the other way. Along the shaft is “WHAT UP!!!” The balls read “We're three cool
guys looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual.
Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you are fat, you should be able to find humour in the little things. Again,Nothing sexual”
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CharliCenter-CX @cambrianera.radical.town · 06/01/2026
This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/05/2026
Just imagining that part where the ewoks trip up an imperial at-st
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/05/2026
We need to bring back 1337 5p33ch
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 13/05/2026
The Internet is fucking awesome, it’s weird men using it to congregate with other weird men that is the issue.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/05/2026
Always a padwan never a knight
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/05/2026
“As part of an administration that has experienced multiple assassination attempts, I plan to take away life saving medication from people who are guaranteed to feel they have nothing left to live for. I am doing this in a time where accessing firearms has never been easier. I am very smart.”
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/05/2026
Here’s another one I like
Roast Beef from Achewood against a black backdrop, looking down. He is saying “come on now. Who’s the idiot. Who is daddy’s idiot”.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 08/05/2026
On the freeway to work this morning, traffic was slowed and I look over and fucking ICE has someone pulled over. Didn’t get a chance for pictures or video but they were definitely wearing masks which is illegal in WA.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
Oh that is fantastic. That thumb is covered in hair.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
Why am I looking at a collage of thumbs?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
How’d you get rid of that defacement that Chairface Chippendale gave you in the 90s?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
I let the smoke out of a customer’s 110v welder. In front of him.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
Thermadyne used to sell a plasma cutter that could run off 220v or 110v, depending on your availability. The machine had a 220v plug installed. To use 110v, you would connect an adapter that reduced the 220v to 110v. I hope you can see the problem here. I didn’t until I let the smoke out.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
My son tried a little bite of spaghetti for the first time tonight. He made a happy face, then a yucky face, then kind of gummed on it, then immediately wanted another taste.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
In 10 years when the wind has inevitably changed, nobody will have supported any of this shit. Nobody will admit they voted for him, everyone will have always been pro lgbt, and I feel really angry that we’re all going to have to pretend to be ok with that.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 07/05/2026
He really is the best there is
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/05/2026
Make it illegal, but at what cost? My ability to charge rude people slightly more money and charge nice people slightly less. And really, would anyone want to live in a world where I specifically can’t charge a passive aggressive asshole tax?
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/05/2026
I do in fact find this hilarious, yes.
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 06/05/2026
I used to think Revelation was absurd because who would possibly take the side of a guy who is openly terrible and only ever lies.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We are live.
youtube.com
🚨HAPPENING NOW: Tim Heidecker Gives A Major Friday Night Update On The Future Of InfoWars
YouTube video by The Onion
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 02/05/2026
Obligatory relevant Achewood content: achewood.com/2003/05/30/t...
achewood.com
A re-run: Lie Bot's Ass
originally ran in March 2002
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SigmundFrood @sigmundfrood.cryptoanarchy.network · 01/05/2026
Frank would call them Bumpah Stickahs
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