SigmundFrood
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Occasionally NSFW (Communist) He/him they/them Obsessed with #GIJoe and #Transformers Show me your #ActionFigures Free Palestine! Trans rights are human rights! Mastodon: @SigmundFrood.social.seattle.wa.us
![Achewood 11/2/2007
[[Roast Beef and Ray are walking side by side]] Ray: So, like, the king used to have someone taste his food to make sure it wasn't poison, you know? Roast Beef: I've heard that yeah Ray: But what if the food taster knew to only eat a certain part that didn't have poison in it? What if it was a cahoots-type situation? Roast Beef: Well the taster probably operated on the understanding that if the king died an he didn't they'd go ahead and kill him too. Ray: Man, that is way smart of an analogy. Kings were clever as HELL. Roast Beef: Kings were raw. Ray: How do you even get to be king, anyway? Roast Beef: Just punch hell of suckers in the mouth and tell chicks straight up that you like them [[Ray stops and has a contemplative look on his face]] Ray: That's what the craziest dudes used to get sent to separate high school for! Roast Beef: Schools are exactly designed to keep dudes from becoming kings Ray: Now I'm actually wonderin' if I even LIKE kings, man. I'll see you later, I got to take stock.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e56vacehuojnnnlk3w226heu/bafkreic5fjdu5fuc7auaqsw54zuejxzdojg4qj7kzns46sm745jmlxee4a)
