𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If womb if pronounced ‘woom’, and tomb is pronounced ‘toom’… why isn’t bomb pronounced ‘boom’? #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/08/2026“If my mom told me I can be anybody I want to be, why is identity theft illegal?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Lad Liquor Gentleman Juice Brotien Shake Masculine Mayo Alpha-fredo Sauce 020
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I was incredibly sick (probably punishment for all of the crimes against writing that I’ve committed here) and I’m finally back to lower your IQs! 040
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 020
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“Why do some people call vapes ‘e-cigarettes’, when they don’t connect to the internet? Do you know anyone who’s ever surfed the web on one of those?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 05/08/2026“If oranges are called oranges because they’re orange.. why aren’t avocados called green because they’re green?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍 𝟎𝟒𝟔 . @solemnvivacity.bsky.social · 21/01/2026" 𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ." 13233
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I survived nature’s attempt to silence me (I was sick), welcome back Deeplander. 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“Y’know how they say it’s lonely at the top?” He began. “Well not with you.” Inspired as always, and oblivious as to the connotations of his wording as always. “You’re like..” he tried to think of a suitable comparison. “The protein to my shake, bro.” Truly profound. 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026When they arrive, the Deep faces the New York skyline, taking in a deep breath of the city breeze (which he could smell the pollution in like a pungent stench). Hands on his hips confidently, as if he was posing for another one of his skincare commercials. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 30/07/2026The Deep — naturally, being as spineless as he is — initially hesitates to take the lead offered to him, the role so often played by the other Supe. After briefly realising Homelander was being serious, the Deep makes his way to their exit. 100
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 28/07/2026he gets sick of the "lord of the seven seas" if that counts 012
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Another new motto for mental health: a glowstick needs to break in order to glow.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 021
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki Using my general lack of cognitive function as a result of being ill for that wisdom today. 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Why are they called ‘baked beans’ when you boil them in tomato sauce, in a saucepan?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 26/07/2026“Time flies when you’re having fun.. but when you’re bored, it’s like some asshole is walking really fucking slowly in front of you. Don’t be like those people.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 030
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.— 𝓐. 𝑾𝒓𝒚𝒏𝒏 @noblestaspirations.bsky.social · 26/07/2026ooc. erm. I need permission to exist... jokes aside. this helps me feel better about bothering people, so I'm leaving this here before I sleep 01110
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I was thinking that it’s a fish but this also works for Kevin 😭😂 120
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 23/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki I have been advised that this would be Kevin’s favourite Pokemon (since I know nothing about it):static.klipy.comMagikarp's Flail AttackALT: Magikarp's Flail Attack 030
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“Sooooo..” he begins, clearing his throat. “Are we gonna jetpack joyride out of here now or what, chief?” 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“We’re better.” He parrots the other man like a well-trained show animal, performing for him and only him. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kevin felt cornered by the contact, and in a moment devoid of any survival instincts, got closer to the other man. The already-narrow gap between the pair was closed, as Kevin dared to welcome in his own ruin, looking up at it with a delusional pride. Like he was proud to be unmade by him. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The comment about his ‘friends’ rubbed him in a way that didn’t feel entirely right, but he chose to ignore his own discomfort for the sake of pleasing the other man once more. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“That’s- that’s what I meant, don’t worry bro, I just wanted to know when we’re leaving.. and like, jet fuel is a major pollutant and I know you know I hate that shit.” 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kevin quickly becomes embarrassed by his blunder — especially since it was in front of the man he’s most eager to impress — and backtracks in desperation. 100
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ ʙᴏʏ @thefirsthero.bsky.social · 22/07/2026static.klipy.comJbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A PointALT: Jbtzxclsv Reacts: You Got A Point 011
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki He’s trauma dumping with this one 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“Why do your parents tell you to eat your greens, but get mad when you make edibles with your bros at college?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 120
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“If they say not to count your chickens before they hatch, why do eggs come in counts?” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“When your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.” “Whoa.” #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 110
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒍. ✷ @circlechase.bsky.social · 16/07/2026#mvrp #marvelrp #fightrp ❝ 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘪 𝘢𝘮, ❛ 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧— ❜ ❞ 17979
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇 @flawedproduct.bsky.social · 20/07/2026ooc. let it be known that I barely intended to ship on this account because shipping would be too close to romanticizing homelander in many cases. deeplander just happened like morning wood birds of a feather except one bird is abusing the other 021
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki If I’m going down, you’re going down with me, in John and Kevin’s doggy dog world. 010
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki We’ve finally got Deeplander matching bios. #LongLiveYaoi 040
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 20/07/2026#TheGhostOfKiki They make eachother so much worse.. 022
Reposted by 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿.𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was ‘mermaid’ for this kinda day. #SeductiveSunday #DeepThoughtsWithTheDeep 152
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026At least, when the monster was behaving as it if it had a halo and wings, and wasn’t humiliating and/or threatening him. “When’s the flight?” He asks with a genuine tenderness in his voice, oblivious to how obvious his question is. 000
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“Way doper than Canada.” He chuckles under his breath, with a genuine smile on his lips as the previous anxiety began to thaw out. Homelander’s not the only one that’s all too attached; unfortunately for Kevin, he could feel genuinely at ease around the monster before him. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Homelander shuts Kevin down before he can begin to apologise for possibly upsetting him. Kevin was bewildered by Homelander’s sudden generosity, but appreciated it nonetheless. Part of him wondered if this was some kind of test, and the other supe was just fucking with him yet another time. 100
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The look on his face becomes more genuine as he makes up countless scenarios in his head. “Just to make sure, the hot tub isn’t chlorinated, right? That makes it hard for me to breathe and I don’t wanna ruin our day, bro.” ‘Our day’, that [he] didn’t want to ‘ruin’. 011
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026He also doesn’t want to seem unappreciative, and he makes an effort to smile at the other man as he replies; “Woah.. that’s dope. Where are we headed?” 110
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿. @sigmaofthesea.bsky.social · 19/07/2026All of a sudden, he’s genuinely overjoyed at the realisation that the other man wants to spend time with him. Kevin was already finding a way to talk himself out of being stressed, and this may be just it. Homelander does appreciate his loyalty afterall..! 111