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SideEye Sam

@sideeyesam.bsky.social
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🌊The Resistance will see you now #FBR @anandwrites.bsky.social is my spirit animal. Res ipsa sucks ♡ Sparks will fly ♡ DMs at your peril

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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So wait ✋️There's a machine that will measure the fairness of a contest down to fractions of an anything using science and math, not meatsacks. However it is only implemented when 2 meatsacks, one of the steroids variety, and one of the viagrafied varietal, maythinks their brainpans are misaligned?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11 victim Michael Massaroli’s son: "You do my dad's legacy & the legacy of all victims no honor using this tragedy to spread hate. I've had to spend 25 years seeing people use it to hate on our Muslim brothers & sisters, people who don't look like them."
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Contrarian, or naw?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This 👇 Too, Please......
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is absolutely perfect. 👌
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Clearly not a lot of scaffolding expertise in the national media newsrooms--- this stuff ain't going anywhere til daylight
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Wait. The Knicks are playing?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The actual problem is that their cultist dipshits believe it
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Not to mention the Prime Minister is an asshole trumper
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thinking a Spurs comeback title win of the finals due to the paedofan showing up yesterday might be a good narrative going forward. Sorry Knicks fans but your owner is a flaming POS like his felon pal.
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Victor Wembanyama Posing in Spurs Jersey
ALT: Victor Wembanyama Posing in Spurs Jersey
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Secretary of Stupid has arrived at the CAPITOL to lie about the Epstein Pool
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
☠️BREAKING: While the famed jug band The Jug-gernauts, was set to play #Freedom250 the actual jugs walked off in protest with no plans to return #ETTD
Fictional jug band faces strife as their instruments have more morality than they do
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
13% of Americans believe the economy is getting better. Had no idea Elon Musk has been so busy
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YouGov America @today.yougov.com · 27/05/2026
NEW Economist/YouGov % saying [at the start of Donald Trump's second term | now] that they think that overall, the economy is getting better U.S. adult citizens 19% | 13% Democrats 10% | 2% Republicans 35% | 31% today.yougov.com/economy/arti...
A line chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Shares of Americans, Democrats, and Republicans who say the economy is getting better."

The chart has the sub-headline: "Overall, do you think the economy is getting better or worse? (% who say "getting better")."

The chart has the note: "Note: Responses of "getting worse," "about the same," and "not sure" are not shown. Data for Sept. 26 - Nov. 14, 2020 is among registered voters only."
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Fuxking evil
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The US flag on the Trump phone has 11 stripes as opposed to the actual flag which has 13. You cannot make this up.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How the fuck does it get to trial if the SOL is expired?? Surely a Motion to Dismiss with that as the reason was filed by ChatGPT????? Juries don't decide if the SOL has run, judges do. This is bizarre
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Watched Fox yesterday incessantly after the shooting (The Five). NOTHING! Just 'black people are bad' and 'Dems eat babies'. Sad sad little fucks
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Geneva 🇨🇦 @geneva1111.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
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Comediocracy @comediocracy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#TrumpPhone
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
In this economy?
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Taint @taint9.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Accurate!!
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
TRUMP: "Lil Marco, I need you to spin a plate on a stick and garggle my balls in front of the world." LIL MARCO: "What should I wear?"
Marco clown Rubio
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Is 'America's Mayor' still American mayoring?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That's right. How they gonna do all the lynchins with the lights on?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fk Comey and his daughter. Get used to this sentiment. #NewMexico #ZorroRanch
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Accurate and Very Well Said….
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Whats a 1984?" - America
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Every time there’s a security scare, a fully-formed “solution” appears within hours. Not drafted. Not debated. Delivered. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ICE?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Maybe they just lean into "Do you want to live in a gulag?"
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They are the baddies
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Slytherin at work
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
"Thank-you gifts get revoked the second they become inconvenient."
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Go down...to Capitol Grill for the seafood platter, right?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If it's Tuesday...
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
BREAKING: Iran wouldn't negotiate for many reasons, but the fact that Loser McGee broke the ceasefire by blockading their ports, is going to be dealt with by....continuing to blockade their ports.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
White dude sets the record for least genuine single clap since Judas at the Last Supper thought they asked "Who amongst you wants to valet me?"
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drew® @drewned.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Welcome to 'Barbra Streisand University' with a 'Sworn Testimony from Everyone You Ever Pissed Off Chaser,' you complete fking idiot #Kash www.nytimes.com/live/2026/04...
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Trump Administration Live Updates: F.B.I. Director Files Defamation Suit Against The Atlantic
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
On 420, no less! Good planning Snuffers restaurant.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Need to be playing golf on Wednesday however.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
By a 'political party' who LITERALLY tells Americans to elect them because they don't believe in a federal government, or *any* government at all. Shocker.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Lolz. Put Ted Cruz on SCOTUS and watch 100 Senators vote to expand the court to 33 justices share.google/XtMwqL7MX7A6...
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Grassley Wants Lee or Cruz for Supreme Court if Vacancy Arises
Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-Iowa) said the panel would be “fully prepared” to vet a Supreme Court nominee should there be a retirement at the end of the term, and would recommend that ...
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
USA: Argggh!! You need to let some tankers through the Strait! IRAN: OK USA: Arghhh!! Those are the wrong ones! Now we have to blockade, letting ZERO ships through! IRAN: OK USA: ARGGH! You need to allow ships through!! IRAN: You're blockading. USA: ARGGH!
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donald trump is standing at a podium giving a speech in front of a helicopter and giving a thumbs up .
ALT: donald trump is standing at a podium giving a speech in front of a helicopter and giving a thumbs up .
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Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com · 12/04/2026
The Dream Team failed. Total shock. We sent two of our most mediocre real estate developers and a fraud. Who could’ve guessed this outcome?
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The only reason people vote against their own self interest is because they're brainwashed. It's super simple to brainwash Americans. How to fix. Go.
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
What language does Melania speak on the daily, because it ain't English. She's been here for 25+ years and literally can't pronounce basic words, *that she's practiced AND IS LITERALLY READING.* share.google/TGTo4ywOm6D7...
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Epstein survivors criticise Melania Trump after surprise statement – US politics live
First lady had called for a public hearing for survivors but a group of those affected say they have ‘done their part’ and reiterate calls for Pam Bondi to be questioned
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SideEye Sam @sideeyesam.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Where's that POS Merrick Garland? Did he ever exist or was he just a fever dream?
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