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Waffledog @waffledog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(I collect these like Infinity Stones)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If Heinz ketchup so good, why don’t they sell canned tomatoes?
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When do we get Skies of Arcadia on Game Cube Classics library?? That was one of my favorite games.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Apple Music... please please please stop "remastering" music because you absolutely SUCK at it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret theonion.com/amazon-mgm-narrows-lis…
Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There must be a literary term for when a henchman addresses his boss as “your revoltingness”, “yes your decrepitness”, et al. Those are guaranteed to make me laff.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
More Archie Comics tributes! This is pretty much why I needed a character like Hercule
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spot Six Differences! Can you find six differences in Val‘s band portrait?
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The girls playing some of their (and mine) favorite video games. How many can you identify?
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Imagining what Gadget Hackwrench would look like in one of Tezuka’s early works
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ve toyed with the idea of giving the girls a boyfriend to pal around with. A harmless little nebbish named Hercule. The luckiest little guy in the world.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A Hollywood cat starlet, striking a classic Barbara Lang pose.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The girls at that one party by the lake that time.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Daisy
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Ferret Ferret
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I find myself watching this new He-Man movie. The most enjoyable parts are when no one is talking.
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Waffledog @waffledog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
picarto.tv/waffledog
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oh, go take a dip, Flora! ya spicy nugget! For @waffledog.bsky.social
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
underscores are a waste of time
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
maybe i'll try watching an episode of this Super Clown Circus cartoon that everyone talks about.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Where’s the Group button? Oh there it is, under a dropdown list. Thanks for adding an extra step to a simple task. @procreate.com
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer? [from 2021]

[Title]:

How Does It Feel, Mr Footballer?

[Following panels show a footballer being interviewed in various scenarios]

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[Making first contact with an alien on another planet]:
Yeh y’know obviously it’s a great to make first contact, we’re here to represent humanity and give it 100 per cent

2
[Chained above the fiery pit of Hell] :
2 Yeh y’know obviously it’s disappointing to be in the fiery pit but you’ve got to look forward

3
[Being devoured by tiny Nanobots in a future dystopia]: 
Yeh y’know obviously the murderous nanobots are a factor but we’ve got to take the positives 

4 
[On WW2 VE-Day]
Yeh y’know obviously we’re pleased to win World War 2, they came out organised and made it difficult for us

5 
[In a multi-dimensional vortex]:
Yeh y’know obviously there’s no easy games at the multiverse level, take one dimension at a time

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[Stood on a cloud, next to a shining orb of light]
Yeh y’know obviously it’s great to see the face of God, we’re happy with that

7 
[In the midst of an apocalypse, the world on fire]:
Yeh y’know obviously we wanted to survive as a species but we haven’t managed to do that 

[Ends]
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Welcome back @slylockfox.bsky.social
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Never thought I’d say this, but I can’t finish this can of Pringles. They taste terrible.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Deviant Slop
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Queen bee from CDRR (scruffy hair version)
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
And here’s a nifty Cassandra Cat! Always a pleasure.
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Ok, how many followers did Lexi lose for me? Here’s Val backstage having a Pez break!
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
okay.. okay.. fun is fun... but THIS. A garbage bag full of used pull tabs from the VFW?? Surely there's a carelessly discarded winner in here somewhere! Cancel my appointments, I'm in for the night! Thanks, @b4ck2r3ality123, I'll split the winnings with you!
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
a "PS5?" for li'l ol' Lexi? Aww it's the thought that counts, @mumbeldypoop61. You couldn't have known they shut the power off last year! And my TV is a hand me down 12" b&w Sylvania set. It runs on 12 D batteries and I couldn't be greedy! #BuyStuffForLexi
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Shut the front door! An unopened can of peanut butter! For my Triscuits! I'm feasting tonight! And brushing my teeth with flip-top ease! #BuyStuffForLexi
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT! a giant box of expired Biscoff cookies! I guess Spirit won't be needing THESE any more! Thank you, @garlicspaghetti987 ! #BuyStuffForLexi
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lexi here. SCORE! a bag full of flip-tops for a tube of toothpaste. No more guessing if I bought a screw-on lid, or a flip top... now I'M the boss! Thanks, @88lonelysandwich
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lexi here again. I'd like to thank user @122bostonBozo122 for this half a box of Triscuits. PRO TIP: I dip them in peanut butter!
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
If I supplied a list of things I wanted, would people just get them for me?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Henry VIII, the king of rock’n’roll: the Stephen Collins cartoon
He was just a famous lute player, right?
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)
Crow and me on our way to work
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
“please do not be afraid. I mean you no harm”
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The hardest working man in the biz!
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Vintage Marylin Monroe for inspiration.
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Vero @taeshi.bcb.cat · 04/05/2026
Happy 20th Anniversary BCB! youtu.be/g7ri_CvoplI #ocsky #webcomic #bittersweetcandybowl #bcbart
youtu.be
Killer Tune
YouTube video by Taeshi
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
for @breynolds.bsky.social , celebrating shiny gold meme-kini week with his Powder & Sparx crimefighters. THEY FIGHT CRIME!
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Ferret ferret
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Waffledog @waffledog.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Tomodachi time www.twitch.tv/waffledog99
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
these are the goofy stuff I get up to when I have Discord and Flash open
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
WHY??
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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shuffle99 @shuffle99.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I’ve lost the control unit… 😑😑😑 and I don’t have the recipe yet. #pokopia
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