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A Literal Spooky Blastoise

@shrubx.bsky.social
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In my Mirth and Whimsy Era Wrestling mostly, Gaming otherwise twitch.tv/shrubx

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SAM @samdoerr.bsky.social · 4h
This Whole Thing Smacks Of Kroger," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 10th of October into the 10th of Shit
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 4h
Snack technology is so advanced
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 4h
Am I behind on the world of snacks? No-bake cookies is just cookie dough right?
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 4h
The NIL era in college football has made it even more clear than a head coach really does matter a ton. UCLA was joke then hires Chesney and they’re legit in the Big Ten title chase
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Florida St body language looks rancid, shoulders fully slumped after that run RIP Norv
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My "The best media in the Star Wars franchise has ALWAYS been the video games" take continues to go stronger and stronger
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MJF had no interest in Japan, saw a mf win a big match with a headlock, and magically he appears lol 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Deadlock has added a giant mutant NYC rat who wears trash as amor AND a sweet old granny who throws bread on you and thus pigeons swarm you 10/10 game
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just doing an Okada/Ospreay World Title match on a Tuesday still blowing my lil nooj fan mind 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Close your eyes and count to Sacre Bleu
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cavaliers de la Mort contre Les Gars du Bœuf 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hangman has perfected the "Dog who is obsessed about the other dog and is no longer hearing their human yelling at them" face 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There's a math quiz portion worth 1 point in the ironman phase An arcade cabinet with Street Fighter 2 Alpha in it, two competitors can challenge each other to a match and the loser is eliminated. 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel like Alors on Danse should be playing very quietly in the background throughout the whole episode no matter what's happening 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In Yuto-Ice's post-match AND post-show comments he harped quite a lot about AEW teams challenging for the IWGP titles and being in the Tag League. Specifically mentioning AEW multiple times to where I'm pretty sure its a plan for someone to show up for that tournament. 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sitting in my Laz-E-Boy grumbling, "you kids don't know what it was like to watch Kane trudge around slowly and do maybe two spots and then convince yourself it was great!"
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My most Old Unc opinion right now is that anyone who got into Wrestling with AEW over the past 4 years is so obscenely spoiled. When I was a kid you'd get a card like this maybe once a year... maybe. AEW does this like twice a month these days #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hechicero vs ZSJ minutes on my Korakuen Hall show, what a nice Tuesday. 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pro Wrestling is Art af
Tam Nakano (left) at the end of her career smiling and pointing to the sky with Saya Kamitani (right) just before the lights go out
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She's shed some of that Malakai Black 'trying to be mysterious' thing that wasn't working for her and it's helped. She's getting more confident in her presentation.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure its a criticism, since the big party matches and high impact singles matches are over and draw. It just feels tough for someone like Julia/Adam Priest/Mina Shirakawa to get as over with their styles rn.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a broader thought I've been having that AEW TV has moved away from having any slower/ground-based matches at all. I think its a big part why guys like Okada and MJF rarely wrestle on weekly TV.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Julia Hart in Stardom is a lot better than her in AEW, she gets more time in ring there and her presentation is much more unique for that audience than the states. Makes sense she's gotten pretty over there 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Now that Utami has joined a faction I hope this means and end to the "Utami must suffer for having left" thing we're doing here
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me watching Mamdani do cool stuff for NYC from my desk in Kentucky: "Awesome, love that for us"
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wishlist for Clockwork Carnage: Orange Cassidy Takeshita Wardlow Mascara Dorada #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gotta admit we’re kinda cooking here so far. Also Hechicero is on some road to shows. 🤼
Card so far for NJPW’s King of Pro Wrestling show on Oct 12th.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m very very hype for Aaron Wolf vs Kosei Fujita at KOPW, real sickos booking from Gedo gotta give him credit 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a reason I have 12 aunts/uncles and like 50 first cousins but only ever speak to like 4 of them. I have one uncle who was such a pile of shit his kids went no contact and those cousins aren't exactly liberal...
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The conversation between the mother, gf, and trucker reminded me too much of the kinda shit I've had to awkwardly sit through having grown up in a red state. The fear, ignorance, willingness to believe whatever as to not extend humanity to victims.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"We took a character from an established franchise, swapped their gender, and then made degen porn out of it" is absolutely something chuds complain about how are lefties allegedly owned?
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wild new game, is it Modern Kentucky or 18th century France?!
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every time someone in Kentucky wanted to build a replica medieval castle and then be weird in it I'd have at least two nickels. not at lot, yadda yadda, you get the idea
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clockwork Carnage isn’t complex enough I say Make a phase where they have to solve a puzzle. Have a portion where they must put aside their differences to navigate Beast Mortos’ labyrinth. #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That safety in there, just an ideal drive chart man
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I invented the jumpscare in my 90 second film "da heck? is dat a ghost?" It made $100 in 1959
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I was swallowed by a whale I would simply agree to go preach the good word to the city of Nineveh and be saved
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Clockwork Carnage should also be in an exploding barbedwire ring #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, member when MCMG debuted in Detroit, disappeared for a while, showed up in London to point at Cope and Christian, had one match on Collision the following week, then vanished again? 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jay White's body reacts badly to wrestling in the US
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some sorta multi-man ironman match with a cheeky battle royal opening? #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Browns averaged 12.5 yards per carry, it feels like it should be impossible to have that and lose.
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cover all my windows in America flags from that flag company and drinking so much black rifle coffee my heart implodes
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Louisville Football
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Jethya's Heart Attack Scare
ALT: Jethya's Heart Attack Scare
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Doeren and Brohm fighting over who is gonna get to 4 losses faster rn
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey a 3 and out... took NCSU helping but we take it
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Louisville defense gets just ONE stop and score and they probably have this... fingers crossed
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching the ACC Network during commercials is wild Every commercial is either "Use AI!", "Do you like America? buy this garbage!" or "Do you have your doomsday bunker fully stocked?!"
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jeff Brohm having his DC decide he'd rather watch HS football and then being unable to attract an actual DC to replace them is starting to feel like it was a bad omen...
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A Literal Spooky Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its like 455 AD all over again
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