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A Literal Blastoise

@shrubx.bsky.social
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In my Mirth and Whimsy Era Wrestling mostly, Gaming otherwise twitch.tv/shrubx

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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 17h
PAC vs Ricochet in DragonGate Out there doing second rope Phoenix Splashes, both men doing 630s. PAC, Ricochet, and Ospreay were doing flips like I’ve never seen since back in the day. #AEW 🤼 youtu.be/lxyA1hnhM2c
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【PAC vs リコシェ】現AEW所属の2人による異次元のプロレスにドラゲーファンも大熱狂‼️《ブレイブゲート選手権 2011/3/1》ドラゴンゲート バトルライブラリー#70
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feels odd to say that Jeff Cobb vs Newman was probably the best match on Destruction. I dunno maybe I was too eepy by the time the hebby started, Ill give it another watch tomorrow. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claudio entering through the crowd in Japan really reminds that the dude is a deceptively gigantic human. Most of the crowd trying to get high fives had to reach way up (as he ignored them) 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yuto-Ice called out Will Ospreay mentioning he's still NEVER 6 man champs at the moment. 👀🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The neat thing about women's wrestling is they can pull of submissions that I'm pretty sure dudes would just rupture and die if they tried.
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GRAB A COFFEE BECAUSE GRAND UNC GOTO IS TAKING THE IWGP HEBBY STRAP OFF THAT LOUDMOUTH WHIPPER SNAPPER TSUJI AT 3AM EST #njpw 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I see that match has really divided wrestlesky by their tolerance for a main event being a bit masturbatory. I liked it but I was that dude gobbling up every drop of indyrific PWG/ROH wrestling back in the day. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In New Japan United Empire are nasty heels New Japan and AEW are like bizarro worlds of each other 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Need a pro wrestler who is a huge Metal Gear fan and his special entrance is a 30 minute long nearly incoherent cutscene about nuclear bombs and genetics 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that Copeland has shifted his character to Vet who is out of patience with everyone’s shit. He’s got his shithead friend and everyone else is under suspicion #AEWAllOut 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How many match of the year contenders can one year have? #AEWAllOut 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okada’s taste in entrance gear jackets is undefeated. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a Football game at noon, All-Out tonight, then Destruction in Kobe at 3am. Gonna need to do some cocaine or something
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swerve reassuring New Level: "I'm changed, its in the past, lets go haha" Swerve sees Hangman: "YOU STILL HEAR THE VOICES DONT YOU? THE LUST FOR VIOLENCE! JUST LIKE ME!" #AEWDynallision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nick Wayne gotta win right? I can't think of any point Jericho winning would serve. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
MY BOYS! #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now we can have segments where Speedball tries to teach Akira to be Zen and not cuss so much (it won’t work) 🤼 #AEW
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That the best segment to build the Tag Titles in.... many months imo #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Swerve reassuring New Level: "I'm changed, its in the past, lets go haha" Swerve sees Hangman: "YOU STILL HEAR THE VOICES DONT YOU? THE LUST FOR VIOLENCE! JUST LIKE ME!" #AEWDynallision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Black-hearted Rapscallion: "Taguchi Japan wasn't a real thing, get over it already" Me, Defender of Truth and Justice: "Taguchi Japan was real and lives on in our hearts" 🤼
An ad for merch jacket for the New Japan Pro Wrestling Faction Taguchi Japan

Left to Right: Ryusuke Taguchi, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ricochet, Manabu Nakanishi, David Finlay, Juice Robinson, KUSHIDA
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A Black-hearted Rapscallion: "Taguchi Japan wasn't a real thing, get over it already" Me, Defender of Truth and Justice: "Taguchi Japan was real and lives on in our hearts" 🤼
An ad for merch jacket for the New Japan Pro Wrestling Faction Taguchi Japan

Left to Right: Ryusuke Taguchi, Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ricochet, Manabu Nakanishi, David Finlay, Juice Robinson, KUSHIDA
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mistico is wrestling on New Japan's show tonight, bee tee dubs 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Japan has had two absurdly good Tag Matches on this Road To Destruction: Oiwa&Fujita vs Taichi&Wolf Knockout Bros vs Most Violent Players NJPW where tag team wrestling lives. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Knockout Bros vs Togi and Yano had no right being that good 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One day TK is gonna book an entire episode of "match ends -> post match brawl leads to next match -> match ends -> post match brawl leads to..." #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Doing a tippy tope rope backdrop on a regular tv match is absurd fellas 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Claudio finally takes the chance to murder a guy while a babyface is still on the ramp. Something I’ve wondered why heels never do 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PAC vs Andrade at All Out Baby Oil on a poll match 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Marina has to routinely slap the party boy outta Daniel, it’s canon #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
PAC is mad because there’s a man more wet than him somehow #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Full Names Jones ovah here 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Using "Brawl" in the name for the All Out pre-show is so cheeky Tony Khan #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bandido's lil brother? #AEWCollision 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A card for real ball-knowers tonight #AEWCollision 🤼
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Zach 🐷🤠 @zrau.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A cardinal with teeth
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Keith Wynne @keithwynne.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The replay of Jennings holding his dick was so unnecessary. I’m dying.
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeff Brohm's ability to coach up individual performance and scheme at opponents weaknesses is incredible. If he could just get rid of chronic penalties and timeout goofs he'd easily get a team to the playoffs.
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Arena Mexico staircase vs Gringos Feud of the Decade 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Being put in the Don Callis Family hasn't worked for some guys but It did wonders for Kyle Fletcher. Being around Don has developed Kyle's character work by leaps and bounds. He was kinda a bland school bully with potential before and now he feels like a main event ready heel #AEW 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Still sometimes think about Okada being peak sassy heel in Arena Mexico last month. 🤼
Kazuchika Okada pulling an unimpressed face during Mistico's entrance in Arena Mexico for AEW's Grand Slam Mexico 2026
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mercedes appeared and R2-D2 exploded #AEWDynamite 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you start learning about pro wrestlers outside the ring you find they’re all either extremely nice good peeps (Adam Cole, etc) or live in some bizarre crypto-reality Alex Jones shit
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally watching Naito vs Shane Haste from a month ago, GHC title match that got surprisingly good ratings. 🤼
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👀 #NJPW #AEW
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Still want a segment of Steve setting up chairs #AEWDynamite 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Las Tres Guapos 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Make me tear up then give me a Beast Mortos match? Tony I'm overstimulated #AEWDynamite 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a lot of different emotions to handle tonight, phew. #AEWDynamite 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mild Take: New Level will go down as about a good a signing for AEW as Sting or Danielson. 🤼
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A Literal Blastoise @shrubx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New Level has me, as someone who always thought they were miles better in the ring than they were allowed to show, saying "I was not familiar with your game". #AEWDynamite 🤼
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