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@shriemp.bsky.social
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 13h
really loved listening to grimdark by @saoirsedream.com today. the sample at the beginning of "speechless" certainly made me so.
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She-Ra Adora Loading
Alt: Adora from ND Stevenson's She-Ra slow blinking with a loading symbol spinning on her forehead.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm so mad about the krillion today
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do not understand what compels a rapist to then step into public life. you know there are rape victims in your audience, no? complete buffoonery
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ENOUGH phones at concerts ENOUGH phones at concerts!!! just had a cry about a robyn concert I did not attend. the crowd sang the "dancing on my own" chorus back to her, and she got overwhelmed with emotion... it has to feel some kind of way, hearing a song you wrote about loneliness sang back at you
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that devil wears prada cerulean monologue is how I feel about chairs
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my ex-friend got a hit tweet on (notable platform for rightwing chuds) X by unknowingly tweeting a dogwhistle. yay white womanhood
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this man is HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE. he yells and yells and yells until I wake up and retrieve him. only alive cuz he cute
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
got up on a global stage to make remarks about a fucking twitch streamer, too - just bizarre.
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oscar | Angel Diaclasis out now! @pepperbloom.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
scribble comic on being "born trans" cuz im always thinkin about it. #pepperbloomart
photo of a smeary ink comic in my sketchbook.
panel 1: "as a kid in the 2000s, my impression of trans people was mostly this." on TV, a woman states, "my soul is trapped in the wrong body."
panel 2: "in the mid 2010s it was more like this." a tumblr post reads, "my parents assigned me the wrong gender at birth."
panel 3: "throughout the eras of discourse there was one throughline." a figure waves a big pride flag and states, "nobody made me trans - i was born this way."
panel 4: "so if i definitely AM transgender, but if i definitely WASN'T at birth, where do i fit in?"
panel 5: me prancing around in a tutu. "i was not a transgender child. i loved girly stuff. ballet, barbies, the whole 9 yards."
panel 6: "actually i didn't even question my gender until all my friends were doing it." a friend asks, "we're all jumping off this bridge, you in?" i reply "oh hell yeah!"
panel 7: "but i did start to actively ID as trans after a few decades of the crushing expectations of womanhood." the word "womanhood" is massive, crushing me.
panel 8: "masculinity was my escape. maybe i didn't have a male 'soul,' but i WANTED one." i'm laying on my bed, gazing sadly at r/ftm.panel 9. "if we understand 'man' and 'woman' as social constructs, shifting among different places and time periods, then we must acknowledge transness is a construct as well." doodles of the same woman, dressed in clothes from around the world.
panel 10: "which is kinda scary! cuz if transness isn't inherent, then--" a strawman transphobe bursts in shouting "TRANS IS FAKE"
panel 11: transphobe grabs me by the shirt. "you admit it! gender is a social contagion! you're making the kids MORE TRANS!"
panel 12: "to which i can only respond" -- i shrug and smile -- "yeah! pretty cool right?"
panel 13: my fursona dressed as a girl and a boy, dancing with itself. "judith butlet famously described gender as performative. cis and trans alike, we act out gender to reinforce it."
panel 14: boy fursona vanishes. girl furzona is handed a paper with the trans symbol on it. "but you don't need to be handed the 'trans script' to try a new role."
panel 15: "after all--" my fursona wearing a beret in a folding chair. "you're in the director's chair!"
panel 16: me chillin'. "maybe if womanhood was defined differently, i'd still be a woman. but i CHOSE to transition. and i'm damn glad i did."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i've started to learn blender and i gotta say, it's resulted in some really boring anecdotes. to take one example, yesterday i intended to keyframe-shift an object to 15.5 on the z-axis, but mistakenly entered 15.5 on the y-axis instead! thankfully i realized and corrected my mistake some time later
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this took me an hour to make btw
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
back when this was a concern, it would have been wise to stop someone from running for office if the concentration of lead in their blood was over a certain amount. like what the fuck, you can't vote on something that affects millions of people right now. you're poisoned.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
something I actually appreciate BOTH of my sisters for is their distinct lack of millennial optimism. really set me up for the lifetime of disappointment myself & each generation thereafter is in for
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cat & goodnight. trans rights
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this comic just happened to me again recently
a drawing of the angel and devil on my shoulder debating whether or not I should shave my head. the devil thinks I should buzz my head again, and my exasperated angel thinks I should grow it out. in between them is a drawing of myself with my hair grown out into the ugly stage, sweating and looking worried.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
clouds in my coffee ☁️
drawing of a mug with light colored clouds of cream & coffee. the mug reads "everything is temporary"
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
chowderrr
a drawing of the titular character of Chowder (2007)
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm going to post some more art in quick succession and then I will be done, okay? I promise..
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I william told on myself
drawing of a girl with long hair & an arrow through her neck giving a thumbs up. an apple is falling off her head, and there is squiggly text that reads "she thinks my aim is improving"
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
going on 27 btw & never stopped like my French teacher wanted me to in middle school. she was an "all lives matter" person & charlie hebdo sympathizer, and if I met her today, I'd hate her.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all I do is listen to music and doodle
drawing of a hand with red lines coming from the fingertips, like scratch marks. added is a Tinashe lyric from I'd Rather Be Alone: "believing you'll change is a foolish assumption"
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just ordered a Modernism cassette but in the meantime I'll run The Complete Art History back a couple more times 🥰 I was a learning assistant for an art history-related class last year & we started class with ur music on the first day! my professor loved it
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is awesome
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Helvetica Blanc @helveticablanc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They Only Make Broken Hearts — helveticablanc.com/20260901-the... — #helveticablanc #wormsong #archway
An archway-like being with many crying eyes reaches toward a leaking heart at its center.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ok the fact I'm repping the rumble ponies in both of these pics from 2 years ago is hysterical. left pic is me & a fredonia food truck cider float that I overpaid for. right pic is a fly creek cider mill wine slushy that got me sloshed because I had two of them. tis the season!!!
pic of me holding a cider float in a Binghamton Rumble Ponies tshirtme holding a wine slushy in my left hand
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IT'S SEPTEMBER!!! (to the tune of tubthumping: he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink)
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"you're trans?? I thought you were just a quirky gay guy"
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Sytuty Vanillamace
Alt: streamer Vanillamace in a yellow tshirt making a funny smirking face.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
the bandana over the t-shirt is so precious!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 26,1946
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE DOWNTOWN WHEN THEY BOTH SEE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK 
NANCY: OH, BOY! --- A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES 
SLUGGO: I SAW ‘EM FOIST
P2- THEY BOTH HAVE A HOLD OF THE SUNGLASSES 
NANCY: LET GO THEY’RE MINE
SLUGGO:SOME NOIVE - GIMME ‘EM
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NANCY: LISTEN -- WHAT'S THE USE OF US FIGHTING LIKE THIS ?
P4- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING TOGETHER WITH THEIR HEADS SIDE BY SIDE SO THEY BOTH CAN WEAR THE SUNGLASSES AT THE SAME TIME
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 25,1950
P1- WE SEE NANCY LOOKING ADMIRINGLY AT A PICTURE OF SLUGGO , AS SHE IS ABOUT TO USE A HAMMER AND NAIL TO HANG IT ON THE WALL.
P2- NANCY LOOKS OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SEES SLUGGO WALKING PAST WITH ANOTHER GIRL 
P3- WITH A MIGHTY SWING OF THE HAMMER NANCY HITS THE NAIL AND DRIVES IT INTO THE WALL PUNG-G
P4- NANCY ANGRILY MARCHES AWAY FROM THE PICTURE OF SLUGGO ON THE WALL, NANCY HAS DRIVEN THE NAIL THROUGH THE PICTURE OF SLUGGO
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nancy 8/22/26
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
he's a player on the new york knicks! this screenshot from the NBA finals pretty much sums it up
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the jalen brunson of deadlock
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I totally get that & that's why I have them myself! I know it sucks to have to wait for a restock. but in the meantime I really do think word of mouth would help a small publication like Yiff! even if you can't get it right now
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I know, I ordered them... 😅 I don't think it's far fetched to believe that they'll be back in print someday. also, it exists digitally, and is still awesome and you should still tell ur friends
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm haunted by someone on my fyp a while ago whose partner died to late-stage colon cancer, he could not have been much older than 30 😭😔 Gen Z get screened idc how much I complain about the shitty poopies, the temporary inconvenience is more than worth not dying prematurely
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
literally counting the minutes until I can eat solid foods again. caring about your colon health is no fkng joke bro
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
tell ur friends then!
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@them.us
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"21-Year-Old Trans Woman Killed in Maine" YES it is that crucial of a change. the de-gendering of trans women is a repulsive habit in the media and I'm tired of seeing it. it plays right into the pockets of people who want 'Trans Person' to be a sub class of people. them should be ashamed of itself
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
postulating queer friendly outlet them released an article yesterday about a trans woman's death & while they gender her correctly throughout the article, the headline reads "Trans 21-Year-Old Killed in Maine." can you spot the problem? I'll fix the fucking headline, it's this easy:
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
atp I can't say that I DON'T have a collection of smutty furry zines and its all @bigrickystyle.bsky.social 's fault... go @yiffmagazine.bsky.social yourself
it's the first 3 editions of Yiff! magazine!
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Friends at the Table inspired a lot of Griffin's DMing for the first season of TAZ, and it's quite the excellent podcast. and none of them are related lmao
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
going to watch the odyssey in imax soon
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
salut je m'apelle Landon something
sketch portrait of the artist
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
more than anything I need people to be haters & critics so that I can grow. nobody's ever mean to me about my writing and I think it's because a lot of what I write has an emotional core, and they're scared to critique it
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the prospect of using substack to post my writing feels very wrong to me as they happily platform neo nazis, but genuinely I don't know where to go (for free) to put my writing out so people can read it... if I just make a free/optional paid patreon would that do? I just want to write 4 an audience
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