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Landon Bird

@shriemp.bsky.social
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 6h
I'm so mad about the krillion today
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 22h
I do not understand what compels a rapist to then step into public life. you know there are rape victims in your audience, no? complete buffoonery
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ENOUGH phones at concerts ENOUGH phones at concerts!!! just had a cry about a robyn concert I did not attend. the crowd sang the "dancing on my own" chorus back to her, and she got overwhelmed with emotion... it has to feel some kind of way, hearing a song you wrote about loneliness sang back at you
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that devil wears prada cerulean monologue is how I feel about chairs
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my ex-friend got a hit tweet on (notable platform for rightwing chuds) X by unknowingly tweeting a dogwhistle. yay white womanhood
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this man is HOLDING MY FAMILY HOSTAGE. he yells and yells and yells until I wake up and retrieve him. only alive cuz he cute
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oscar | Angel Diaclasis out now! @pepperbloom.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
scribble comic on being "born trans" cuz im always thinkin about it. #pepperbloomart
photo of a smeary ink comic in my sketchbook.
panel 1: "as a kid in the 2000s, my impression of trans people was mostly this." on TV, a woman states, "my soul is trapped in the wrong body."
panel 2: "in the mid 2010s it was more like this." a tumblr post reads, "my parents assigned me the wrong gender at birth."
panel 3: "throughout the eras of discourse there was one throughline." a figure waves a big pride flag and states, "nobody made me trans - i was born this way."
panel 4: "so if i definitely AM transgender, but if i definitely WASN'T at birth, where do i fit in?"
panel 5: me prancing around in a tutu. "i was not a transgender child. i loved girly stuff. ballet, barbies, the whole 9 yards."
panel 6: "actually i didn't even question my gender until all my friends were doing it." a friend asks, "we're all jumping off this bridge, you in?" i reply "oh hell yeah!"
panel 7: "but i did start to actively ID as trans after a few decades of the crushing expectations of womanhood." the word "womanhood" is massive, crushing me.
panel 8: "masculinity was my escape. maybe i didn't have a male 'soul,' but i WANTED one." i'm laying on my bed, gazing sadly at r/ftm.panel 9. "if we understand 'man' and 'woman' as social constructs, shifting among different places and time periods, then we must acknowledge transness is a construct as well." doodles of the same woman, dressed in clothes from around the world.
panel 10: "which is kinda scary! cuz if transness isn't inherent, then--" a strawman transphobe bursts in shouting "TRANS IS FAKE"
panel 11: transphobe grabs me by the shirt. "you admit it! gender is a social contagion! you're making the kids MORE TRANS!"
panel 12: "to which i can only respond" -- i shrug and smile -- "yeah! pretty cool right?"
panel 13: my fursona dressed as a girl and a boy, dancing with itself. "judith butlet famously described gender as performative. cis and trans alike, we act out gender to reinforce it."
panel 14: boy fursona vanishes. girl furzona is handed a paper with the trans symbol on it. "but you don't need to be handed the 'trans script' to try a new role."
panel 15: "after all--" my fursona wearing a beret in a folding chair. "you're in the director's chair!"
panel 16: me chillin'. "maybe if womanhood was defined differently, i'd still be a woman. but i CHOSE to transition. and i'm damn glad i did."
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i've started to learn blender and i gotta say, it's resulted in some really boring anecdotes. to take one example, yesterday i intended to keyframe-shift an object to 15.5 on the z-axis, but mistakenly entered 15.5 on the y-axis instead! thankfully i realized and corrected my mistake some time later
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this took me an hour to make btw
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
back when this was a concern, it would have been wise to stop someone from running for office if the concentration of lead in their blood was over a certain amount. like what the fuck, you can't vote on something that affects millions of people right now. you're poisoned.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
something I actually appreciate BOTH of my sisters for is their distinct lack of millennial optimism. really set me up for the lifetime of disappointment myself & each generation thereafter is in for
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
cat & goodnight. trans rights
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this comic just happened to me again recently
a drawing of the angel and devil on my shoulder debating whether or not I should shave my head. the devil thinks I should buzz my head again, and my exasperated angel thinks I should grow it out. in between them is a drawing of myself with my hair grown out into the ugly stage, sweating and looking worried.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
clouds in my coffee ☁️
drawing of a mug with light colored clouds of cream & coffee. the mug reads "everything is temporary"
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
chowderrr
a drawing of the titular character of Chowder (2007)
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm going to post some more art in quick succession and then I will be done, okay? I promise..
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I william told on myself
drawing of a girl with long hair & an arrow through her neck giving a thumbs up. an apple is falling off her head, and there is squiggly text that reads "she thinks my aim is improving"
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all I do is listen to music and doodle
drawing of a hand with red lines coming from the fingertips, like scratch marks. added is a Tinashe lyric from I'd Rather Be Alone: "believing you'll change is a foolish assumption"
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Helvetica Blanc @helveticablanc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They Only Make Broken Hearts — helveticablanc.com/20260901-the... — #helveticablanc #wormsong #archway
An archway-like being with many crying eyes reaches toward a leaking heart at its center.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IT'S SEPTEMBER!!! (to the tune of tubthumping: he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink, he drinks a cider drink)
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"you're trans?? I thought you were just a quirky gay guy"
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Sytuty Vanillamace
Alt: streamer Vanillamace in a yellow tshirt making a funny smirking face.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 26,1946
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE DOWNTOWN WHEN THEY BOTH SEE A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES LAYING ON THE SIDEWALK 
NANCY: OH, BOY! --- A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES 
SLUGGO: I SAW ‘EM FOIST
P2- THEY BOTH HAVE A HOLD OF THE SUNGLASSES 
NANCY: LET GO THEY’RE MINE
SLUGGO:SOME NOIVE - GIMME ‘EM
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NANCY: LISTEN -- WHAT'S THE USE OF US FIGHTING LIKE THIS ?
P4- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING TOGETHER WITH THEIR HEADS SIDE BY SIDE SO THEY BOTH CAN WEAR THE SUNGLASSES AT THE SAME TIME
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 25,1950
P1- WE SEE NANCY LOOKING ADMIRINGLY AT A PICTURE OF SLUGGO , AS SHE IS ABOUT TO USE A HAMMER AND NAIL TO HANG IT ON THE WALL.
P2- NANCY LOOKS OUT OF THE WINDOW AND SEES SLUGGO WALKING PAST WITH ANOTHER GIRL 
P3- WITH A MIGHTY SWING OF THE HAMMER NANCY HITS THE NAIL AND DRIVES IT INTO THE WALL PUNG-G
P4- NANCY ANGRILY MARCHES AWAY FROM THE PICTURE OF SLUGGO ON THE WALL, NANCY HAS DRIVEN THE NAIL THROUGH THE PICTURE OF SLUGGO
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nancy 8/22/26
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
literally counting the minutes until I can eat solid foods again. caring about your colon health is no fkng joke bro
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
postulating queer friendly outlet them released an article yesterday about a trans woman's death & while they gender her correctly throughout the article, the headline reads "Trans 21-Year-Old Killed in Maine." can you spot the problem? I'll fix the fucking headline, it's this easy:
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
atp I can't say that I DON'T have a collection of smutty furry zines and its all @bigrickystyle.bsky.social 's fault... go @yiffmagazine.bsky.social yourself
it's the first 3 editions of Yiff! magazine!
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スキビディミク @thebrainrotgotme.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
As long as you're enjoying drawing that's all that matters
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
going to watch the odyssey in imax soon
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
salut je m'apelle Landon something
sketch portrait of the artist
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 29/07/2026
A scene from The Odyssey where Penelope stands before the suitors, but Tim Robinson has been added in. It’s a reference to I Think You Should Leave. Penelope says “Ronnie, I feel like you’re just here for the zip line” and Tim Robinson says “what?”
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the prospect of using substack to post my writing feels very wrong to me as they happily platform neo nazis, but genuinely I don't know where to go (for free) to put my writing out so people can read it... if I just make a free/optional paid patreon would that do? I just want to write 4 an audience
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can't sleep at all! so I'm lettering to carly rae jepsen! and that's that!
lyrics from carly rae jepsen's latest single 'after all' - "love is a peach" - and a drawing of a peach.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I love my micron 10s and 12s because 1) everyone is shocked upon learning I have them and 2) I find them challenging. that said, when I see a finely lined donelan comic, I begin to weep
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
my 6th gen ipod nano is a time capsule that brings me great joy. loaded with AM, florence, HAIM, gorillaz, anamanaguchi, zooey deschanel, the theme song to madoka magica, and, inexplicably, a frank sinatra compilation album
a green 6th gen ipod nano playing AM by arctic monkeys
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
mass moca with my mom the other day so it's not all miserable.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
RIP Bianca Devins too. I miss that girl more than anything. she was it.
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Greta Thunberg gets spat on, jailed and mistreated for being one of the only people on this broken planet with a sense of gravitas. the people running the world are not serious and their clowning costs countless lives and/or livelihoods. RIP Joan Guerrero & the other victims of ICE, free Greta
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 13/07/2026
holiday laundromat facade sign, dinosaur detail, route 40, vernal, utah, 1991
holiday laundromat facade sign, dinosaur detail, route 40, vernal, utah, 1991
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
last time I did this, one of them swerved to hit me lol. chuds
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
my only skill is writing and AI gobbled that up from me so now I don't know what to do. I guess go fuck myself
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I wonder if anyone would tattoo that fuckass skull from holbein's "the ambassadors" on someone. on someone like me...
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy Independence Day
A drawing of Patience and Fortitude, the  stone lions that guard the entrance to the New York Public Library. Between them is a quote from Kurt Vonnegut: "The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries."
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
idk..........
portrait of l from death note. l states "i'm sure kira's activity will pick back up now that pride month is over." light thinks "how dare you say that while handcuffed to me you f---" and is cut off by l asking "what do you think, light?"
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
anyway, you should read soulsov, my visual novel about the world's most sweetest nicest dad and the world's most problemest woman getting slammed into each other at 5000 mph. it's 20% off right now. 😇 gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
well, I liked ¾ of these ones
posters for Disclosure Day (⭐⭐), Black Swan (❤️), Milk (⭐⭐⭐⭐, 🔁), and Get Out (⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐)
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Landon Bird @shriemp.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I turned a poem I wrote into a comic for #makeaterriblecomicday2026
shatter a mirror and in seven years
you'll be cheering with friends, clinking your beers
for the luck that you had
it wasn't so bad
that you wasted it fearing your fears.
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Design Reviewed @designreviewed.com · 19/06/2026
The work of Tadanori Yokoo. Scanned from Graphic Design 22, 1966 See more of his work at designreviewed.com/designer/tad...
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Perennial @perennialtheband.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Perennial fans! We are absolutely thrilled to announce our new album, Modernism! You can stream the first single, “What’s New On The Beat Scene” wherever you get your rhythm & noise, and you can preorder ‘Modernism’ via Bandcamp! Perennial Loves You! perennialtheband.bandcamp.com/track/whats-...
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What's New On The Beat Scene, by Perennial
from the album Modernism
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4
Aunt Fritzi comes out as bisexual today
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