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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord is back on its bullshit once again. I've been correctly flagged as an adult for now, but I suspect they'll take the boiling-frog approach to age verification this time. Friendly reminder that IRC is still a thing and Fluxer is working toward self hosting to circumvent the issue.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Free my girl Kotoko. I don't care what she did in MILGRAM, her actions in the real world were entirely justified. Probably did it more for self gratification than actual justice based on her face in the MV, but at least the serial killer is dead.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Someone in the YT comments pointed out that Amane's mom probably handed the phone to her instead of calling herself so she could pin the blame on Amane once her dad got back RIP Bozo in any case, but if that was her thought process then it's the cherry on top of all the reasons the mom deserved it
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
It's primaries season, you know what that means! Get off your ass and VOTE so the candidates you'd actually be willing to vote for in the general election are actually on the ballot. No whining about tHe LeSsEr Of TwO eViLs in November when you have the chance to pick someone good.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
New The Amazing Digital Circus crack theory: Bubble is Abel. I base this on nothing besides the name Abel sounding kinda similar to Bubble (and the first few minutes of episode 8 but shhhhhhhh) Sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug. I'm going to bed.
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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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If the ID I use to drive and fly, it’s not enough to vote, that’s voter suppression and a poll tax
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
So far there are less prisoners in Milgram that we know actually committed murder than ones who have. Pretty sure the 3 that are left for trial 3 DID actually kill (based on how they were actually depicted killing someone in previous videos), but 4 people falsely accused of murder is still wild
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 17/03/2026
1. The scientists behind the infamous ROGD/Social Contagion myth have released a new study called AYAGDOS, and are recruiting unsuspecting trans youth. They're operating under Northwestern. Community leaders need help spreading the word to avoid the study. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Scientists Behind the "Social Contagion" Myth Are Recruiting Trans Young People For Study, Community Leaders Warn
The project is called AYAGDOS—brought to you by the same names behind “Rapid Onset Gender Dysphoria” pseudoscience.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Oh noooooooooo, please Senator Dipshit, don't abstain from passing more dogshit bills. How ever will the Republican-majority Senate defeat the woke left now?! Those damn liberals need to reach across the aisle and take away my voting rights immediately! thehill.com/homenews/hou...
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House Republicans threaten to oppose Senate bills until SAVE America Act passes
House Republicans are threatening to oppose all Senate-passed legislation until the upper chamber advances the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE America) Act, a GOP-backed voting requireme…
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
what the FUCK do you mean there's gonna be a Windows 12
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The minute the Fluxer dev is able to secure enough infrastructure to support discord levels of traffic, it's gonna be OVER for discord. AND federation is in the works!
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I use Discord for video chats in some servers and stealing peoples' memes in others. Stoat fails the former, Teamspeak costs money to realistically do the latter, Matrix comes the closest to my needs but is SUPER slow on my end. Still leaving Discord, but let's not pretend there's not a lot to lose.
Real Talk! So are we going to find an actual alternative to Discord that doesn't suck ass or what?

Meme of Sinbad with a 90's aesthetic. "Real Talk!" and the surrounding frame are in the style of pink neon signage. Sinbad's signature is scrawled underneath the text. "So are we going to ... or what?" is in purple text that matches the rest of the meme, while "find an actual alternative to Discord that doesn't suck ass" is in hastily added white text on a black box that overwrites some of the words from the original meme. Sinbad is on the right in a multicolored striped button-up shirt with a somewhat forced casual shrug and smile that shows his teeth.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Everyone's talking about how Mahiru Ate Rats For Real, but nobody talks about how the bf decided "Yeah let's live in a cave instead of telling the cops you're being forced into an arranged marriage. Oh no this sucks, how could anyone have predicted this? Better kms and leave my gf stranded in woods"
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Just an update on this, manually picking them out works. It's a huge hassle and I had to use the little sand shovel aquascape thingie alongside the tweezers to catch when the little bastards would (frequently!) slip away before they fell into the gravel below, but it DOES work. Eventually.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Gonna give a totally original, deep-cut take, here: The Honest Hearts DLC for Fallout New Vegas was mid and wiping out the White-Legs is the only correct choice
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Dirt Dork. @dirtdork.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
A screenshot of a post from r/nostalgia with a blurry picture of a Christmas tree (dated 11/23/2013) and the caption "Why doesn't Christmas feel like magic anymore? Do you remember the joy of baking cookies and decorating a Christmas tree with your family?"
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Who tf decided it was a good idea for Shidou Milgram to do emergency surgery on the guy who tboned his wife and kids minutes before? AND he had to operate on his own family? Was he the only surgeon in the building or what? He's inno, literally nobody would have acted rationally in that situation.
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Ali Gundam @aligundam.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
🐠 Fishsky I beseech thee How do I kill off snail leeches without killing off my neocardinias? Fenbendazole seems promising, but some sites say that won't work on them, and it seems kinda cruel to kill pest snails over a cure that won't work. Manually plucking them out helps, but I need to be sure
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
mfing snail leeches in my mfing tank need to mfing die, I'm just glad some of them are dumb enough to come up on the glass in broad daylight where I can see them. I don't even care about the pest snails, going after my shrimps is where I draw the line
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
My judgements for each MILGRAM inmate (even the dead ones) based solely on what they did outside MILGRAM bc I'm not holding them responsible for what they do under torture from a 15yo and their pet rabbit. Subject to change bc a LOT of key details get left out of the music videos. A thread:
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Heartbreaking: The great piece of wood you found outside won't fit in your tank
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My wallet when I'm deciding to set up a new fish tank:
Boy fearfully looking at the viewer while holding a wooden cross in 1 hand. His other arm is outstretched to protect himself from whatever evil is assumed to be on the other side of the camera
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
OPTIMAL 100 MAN VS GORILLA "FIGHT" STRATEGY: A GUIDE
An instructional guide for 100 men on how to handle a gorilla.

Get a whole lot of bananas. At least 300+ is recommended, other fruit is also acceptable.

Have everyone huddle and casually eat a banana. Leave a bunch of bananas on the outskirts of the huddle.

The gorilla, separated from its troop, will want to try its luck ingratiating itself with the troop of individually weaker but 100-strong apes before trying to fight them.

Allow the gorilla to approach the group and eat a banana. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT, THIS WILL PROVOKE THE GORILLA.

You now have a tentative alliance with the gorilla.

Find the gorilla's troop. Repeat the banana huddle strategy, now with a newfound gorilla ally that can better inform the troop that we're chill.

As long as nobody has provoked the gorillas, you now have a tentative alliance with the gorilla troop.

Use the power of friendship to beat up the ones that tried to make you fight the gorilla.

Banana.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Bruh. I bought a seed packet for chianti sunflowers and there were only NINE SEEDS in the bag. Every single one of them better bloom, getting real sick of Burpee's shit
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
To anyone holding off on getting a passport: GET. A. PASSPORT. It doesn't matter if you don't want to end up on a list. When they decide to throw shit at the fan, they'll make one up on the vaguest pretenses. Getting a passport takes months, months you won't have when people comply in advance.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Nearly all of my stock portfolio is in shambles except for Kroger lmao
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ian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 04/04/2025
flippers up
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
You know how your voice sounds better in your own head? Imagine what Tim Curry hears when he talks.
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Casey Johnston @caseyjohnston.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...
yahoo.com
'No Amazon, no Walmart, no fast food': What's behind the 'Feb. 28 economic blackout'
The People's Union USA, a self-described “grassroots movement” founded by John Schwarz, is encouraging Americans to refrain from making non-essential purchases on Friday.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Really vibing with the German word for honey right now, sounds like it was created by someone desperately looking for the magical bee liquid that soothes your throat when the local flora is back on its annual bullshit. Giv mbe thad honig
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Wild how you can live in the same house near the same trees making the same pollen for years, but every year without fail the immune system goes "A PLAGUE HAS BEFALLEN OUR HOUSE, MILORD. WOE BE UNTO US ALL".
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
it's a lot.
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Bukkitbee @bukkitbrown.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There is a certain grief of mourning a future you thought you'd have. For mourning a world you thought would exist. Especially when you weren't expecting much in the first place, just simply hoping for the opportunity.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Yep. That was a Nazi salute. And he did it twice. On national television. It's gonna be a long 4 fucking years.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
If anyone in the film industry is trying to think of New Year's resolutions, could I suggest prioritizing adding captions? I understand the sound team put a lot of hard work into mixing the film for theaters but I still can't understand the actors mumbling and theaters are too loud for me anyway.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
People who claim voting doesn't solve anything are like people who think flossing/bathing doesn't do anything. It does, but you have to do it more than once. Yes we told you it was important to bathe last time, didn't make this time less important. Now you're getting a rash. And spreading it.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Shout out to the homies that actually like grape flavored skittles
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
CEO bootlickers: "He HaD a FaMiLy!!!!!" The rest of us:
A picture of Muscle Man from the animated series Regular show, depicted squinting with a sly smile, implying he's about to or is in the process of saying his signature joke/catchphrase ("You know who ELSE did/had/etc. [topic]?" before following up with the punchline/response "MY MOM!" in a subversion of "your mom"/"yo mama" jokes)
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Awful lot of articles claiming women only support Luigi because he's attractive while completely ignoring everyone's widespread support since before we even saw his face...
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Baller Alert @balleralert.com · 25/12/2024
dlvr.it
Costco Recalls Eggs After FDA Warns of Salmonella Risk
Costco customers in the Southeastern United States are being urged to check their eggs after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) issued a serious warning about potential salmonella contamination. […] The post Costco Recalls Eggs After FDA Warns of…
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
🚨BOYCOTT STARBUCKS🚨 Union baristas are calling on EVERYONE to NOT buy from ANY Starbucks store between Dec. 20 -Dec. 24 while the workers are on strike! Here’s how to support: x.com/sbworkersuni...
Image of a hand holding a coffee cup surrounded by fire; text: ‘twas the strike before Christmas, Dec. 20-24th
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now. The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country. The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I start a new Noita run The starting wand uses short range projectiles I start a different Noita run
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cucunoot shreemp @shreemp.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Also want to add that bread freezes too. If you can afford it, it may be a good idea to get a chest freezer before tariffs kick in.
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Lioness @insanemistress.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
a reminder for snitches
A blond woman with a caption reading “There's not going to be a reward money you stupid slut.”
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Sraars @sraars.comrades.social · 11/12/2024
Did you forget about this? Perhaps the monster is inside you Adam.
Adam Kizinger voted to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act.
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Jessie @sarcasmwelcome.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Just a heads up, if anyone cares: Amazon's Thank My Driver promo is currently active. Go to your app and search "Thank My Driver", click the button, and Amazon will give your most recent driver a $5 bonus at no cost to you. They of course don't advertise this, but it IS active at this time.
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Trilemma @trilemma.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
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