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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌

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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean. Gillennial. Our Flag Means Daddy Gang. Eternal X-phile. Loon. Counselor at Camp Miasma. 🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader. THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/10/2026
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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Natty🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🏐🏈🐕🐴📎 @grillnatty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is from Danny Trejo’s daughter. I couldn’t figure out how he got involved with it. Looks like Shapiro duped Trejo, which isn’t surprising. I won’t watch the movie
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is very good actually
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
BOYYYYYYYY
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The art of posting
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wile E Coyote clocking in saying Mornin, Ralph" and the dog replying "Morning, Sam" but it's edited to say "Morning, Wood" and "Morning, Bean."
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You wear old man sweaters like that little boy
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ClaireG 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @clairegregoryau.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is so funny to me- I couldn't stop laughing when I parsed each OFMD location at Te Henga and realised what I was seeing. Red box on the left is where Stede was standing to throw his letters into the sea. Red box on the right is where Ed was standing when he found one 🫢
A panorama image from Te Henga, with a rocky ledge in a red box on the left (where Stede threw his letters into the sea in S2E1 of OFMD) and another on the right (where Ed found the letter in S2E8)
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
😈 😈 😈
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
POST THEM. The weak can find their way out.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There are certainly parallels to be drawn at very least!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 09/10/2026
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Supposedly it wasn't a critique of GenAI? But what else would you call someone who hasn't seen a dog trying to make a dog solely based on the description?
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I appreciate his commitment to both weirdness and sluttiness, but as a foot non-enthusiast (actively repulsed by feet), I hate these with every fiber of my being.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
My cousin organized a series of masked concerts in NYC so immunocompromised and other covid-conscious folks can still enjoy live music events, and is raising funds so he can keep doing so! Love and appreciation to anyone able to chip in 🙏🏾♥️ www.kickstarter.com/projects/pos...
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Positive Deviance NYC: Building Clean Air Culture
Back our next three clean-air NYC music events in 2027 and join a growing community building a more accessible cultural life.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exactly!
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You should make a cat onesie, obviously
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dob Bylan
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You ARE hilarious but you can also be a little hot, as a treat 😉
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's so sad. I'm sorry.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, the kid makes total sense. But her agreeing? Gross. She sounds like she just sucks all around.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JFC how old is this woman? She thinks people in their FORTIES are too old to kiss? Anyway, I'm sorry his awful wife robs you of a friend.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Birthday!
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Do you really want to be friends with a guy who stays married to a homophobe? Doesn't seem to be worth the discomfort of being around his wife.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How I arrived on Bsky
Christine Baranski wearing a pink dress and big pearl earrings stixkimf her tongue out while coming out of a black coffin.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They might. It depends on how much storage is on the flash drive. You can probably use one and move the photos over in sections if you don't want to invest in an external.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Probably an external hard drive or a flash drive
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SoupBeech @soupbeech.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Let me try that again…
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's just me on a migraine day. See also:
Photo of a Halloween skull decoration with its mouth wide open and covered in dripping blood.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gates just give me one chance, I swear I will make every morning nice for you.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But he WAS shooting up junk.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dr frankenstein turns down a date
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Holy shit, this is gorgeous.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😭😭😭
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𝕯𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖞 𝕱𝖊𝖓 @danfenlon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The 6-10 episode format is the worst fucking thing to happen to television
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
✨Ding✨
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I like pizza with a *little* arugula too, but not a salad's worth. That said, if you liked it, that's all that matters. Really, the crust is the ultimate cruton.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean I guess it cuts out the middle man of having the salad on the side lol. I'm gonna be honest, this is an abomination to me as an American, BUT that doesn't actually matter as long as you enjoyed it.
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chelsea 💖 @gentlebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
crisis aid request: i'm so thankful for everyone sharing and donating before, i wish i had the words. i am still in a horrible horrible spot, havent paid my rent for Sept and i am facing eviction if i cant pay at least $500 today. if possible please share maybe donate i really appreciate any help.
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is that an entire caesar salad on a pizza crust?
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
A young redhead woman wearing glasses, a sweater, and jeans is sitting with with one foot on her chair with her arms wrapped around that leg. Next to her is an older blonde woman with ringlets curls, wearing a 40vs style turban and silky printed top with shoulder pads. She is holding a pad of paper. They are dramatically backlit and looking upwards. On the left in the background is a blonde woman wearing a robe and nightgown, face and clothing covered in blood, vaguely smiling. On the right in the foreground is a young woman smiling big, face also covered in blood.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same 😢
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m @mjjii.com · 30/09/2026
from the zine
Fierce Pigeon Interview

I caught up with the pigeon who's taking Spunkton by storm for being "fierce" (stylish and confident).

What does a typical day look like for you?
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Is there anything you're really interested in lately?
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[digital art of a pigeon walking]
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ed from OFMD sitting on a chaise lounge, saying "Look it. There's two chandeliers. That's overkill."
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss you!
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🦐Shrampenstein's Monster🧌 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OH HONEY
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