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shortcathy.bsky.social

@shortcathy.bsky.social
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Lesbian. Navy veteran. Skier. Monarch butterfly momma. NO DMs. Ally to Trans 💙 🏳️‍🌈

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 7h
My therapist said I seem to be working on my passive-aggressive behavior. I said "Fine, whatever."
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These days, being unemployed is humiliating and shameful. Come to think of it, so is being employed.
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Blue Saggitarius @sagittariusbluesgt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Congratulations Sagittarius! We're in 1st position. Let's keep ahead of Aries! Followers Ranking 1:Sagittarius:487 2:Aries:457 3:Cancer:448 4:Leo:434 5:Aquarius:396 6:Libra:379 7:Scorpio:350 8:Virgo:349 9:Gemini:344 10:Taurus:335 11:Capricorn:327 12:Pisces:274
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s go….
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More than 8 billion people on the planet and I wind up getting stuck with me.
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Blue Virginia @bluevirginia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reminder: Rep. Jen Kiggans (R-VA02) dismissed reports of horrible conditions on US ships as supposed misinformation by the media; even commented “this is not Carnival Cruise.” Time for VA02 to vote Kiggans out; she'll have plenty of time to take a Carnival Cruise, lol bluevirginia.us/2026/08/rep-...
"Eight US Navy personnel assigned to the USS Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group attempted suicide during a period that included when the ships undertook combat operations against Iran and the carrier set a modern record for its time at sea, according to a letter from the service’s acting secretary, which was obtained by CNN." https://cnn.it/46KZD4f
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Warrior Princess ⬇️
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite her many talents, Barbie was not cut out to be a paper doll.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dental Hygienist: Any problems since the last time you were here? Me: Other than no longer feeling pleasure or joy from activities I once enjoyed, nope, it's all good.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We've got pharma to make humans healthier and skinnier. We just need something to make them more humanier.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Letting out a fart you've held in for a long time is worth the price of emission.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have no recollection of the War on Poverty or the War on Drugs but I do vaguely recall the Warren Zevon.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Your desperate cry for help will be answered in the order it was received.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Eastern saying: "Set your heart on doing good. Do it over and over again and you will be filled with joy." Western saying: "Where the jackpot is just a tap away. And your first bet is free!"
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Don’t vote for red flags.
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I am but skin & bones..."
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've nearly finished a book detailing Gandhi's 3 week-long hunger strike. It's a fast read.
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🇨🇦 l.faraday 🇨🇦 @mizati.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hearts Content, Newfoundland & Labrador #Canada Ray Mackey Photography Goodnight
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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🇨🇦 l.faraday 🇨🇦 @mizati.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It’s completely delusional.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
By Peter Bauer
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Any taxidermist I hire to preserve a beloved pet needs to have the right stuff.
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Jay @jaybiiird.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
look at this cat i love her so much even though she's responsible for my receiving two (2) antibiotic prescriptions 😂
a brown and white tabby cat laying completely blissed out in a sun beam
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cartoonist: Steve Sack
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Paul @endthecaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been overweight most of my life so I've had to learn to roll with the paunches.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
In all seriousness, props to the Little Teapot. If I was short and stout, I'd be too self-conscious to sing about it.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👀 MUST WATCH: This video is so well done — and absolutely hilarious! 🤣🤣
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Then: "Bro, that's some sick, twisted shit you're saying. You oughta make an appointment with a therapist." Now: "Bro, that's some sick, twisted shit you're saying. You oughta make a podcast."
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me: Who's your favorite American painter? Wife: Wyeth. Me: Becauseth.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
All the sidewalks in my town are uneven, which is odd.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like hanging with insomniacs. They're always up for anything.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Classic rocker Al Stewart is 81 Saturday or about 16 Years of the Cat.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm a person who sees the glass half full. My ophthalmologist says it's a condition called hemianopsia and I should at least regain some vision.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I watched women in their third trimester of pregnancy playing soccer. It was an exciting game until the water break.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
3:47 AM is not my idea of a good time.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Heron sunbathing: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😅😅🔥🇨🇦 #Canada #LakeOntario
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If depression is anger turned inwards and anger is depression turned outwards then depression and anger together is an In-N-Out burger dropped on the floor.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'd like to change the color of the walls of my new digs but I think padded cells are only available in white.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My co-workers complain I'm silent in meetings. I've got quiet the reputation.
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Never Have I Ever voted against my best self-interests.
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People Power United @peoplepowerunited.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
☀️ Good news matters because authoritarianism wants us exhausted and hopeless. We choose courage, community, progress, and people power. The resistance is rising. open.substack.com/pub/peoplepo...
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📢 Resist & Rising: Good News
Resist & Rising Good News for August 16, 2026: Voting Rights, Immigrant Due Process, Clean Energy, Reproductive Freedom, and Worker Power
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You might think things were peaceful during the age of the Greek gods but Athena lot of shit go down.
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
All in all, I'd rather be a mushroom forager than a holly hunter.
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