Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just had to send a personal email to a small company because I bought a 6pack of art from them and 1 of the 6 photos is different from what's on the website and it was the exact photo I wanted so I emailed asking if I could exchange. I'm gonna be sick. 000
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hands down American Werewolves in London. My mom loves to tell the story of how I ran out of the TV room screaming and crying and refused to finish watching. 020
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I need a bad bitch to put light bulbs up my ass until I get an idea. 010
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Do you guys think Mike will let me borrow some of his Ike's? 020
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 27/09/20263 years ago, the worst photo of me ever was taken. May I present me going absolutely fucking goblin mode, getting my WaWa delivery. 110
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The swelling has gone down and its not as lip-like which is upsetting me and my homegirls. But the bottom is still pretty PUFFED 120
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got a procedure on my arm and the scar is healing like a vagina on my arm and I keep calling it my armpussy 120
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every night I subject myself to The Weepening. Where I watch 1 - 5 episodes of Grey's Anatomy. On tonight's Weepening, I'm weeping. 000
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the PUSSY 000
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I will never spell rythem correctly don't fucking ask me to. 030
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My mommy went to Costco and bought me a 64 box of rice Krispy treats like I'm gonna handle this responsibly. 041
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I thought I'd be at this job forever and now I gotta leave because they fired the baddest bitch to ever walk those halls, the closest person I ever met to Claire Redfield, and I simply can't forgive this. 000
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Now I gotta put my shlong on the god damn hot dog roller machine and make sure all the pipes are flowing just kill me dawg 010
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I'm just gonna eat thr Argentinian beef and end my shit 110
Shortarida @shortarida.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's always "let's play Halo" and never "let's play kisskiss" 😒 000
